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ITT: Post the comfiest picture YOU'VE taken
blox yes 2bh
i ran away from home when i was a teenager
i went to chicago and took this picture
>>29197668
This is giving me a lot of feels, anon.
>I'm officially the last one of my friends to get married
>Even the fat one got married
>>29197536
>you have friends
stopped reading there
>>29197554
Lots of them, which makes it even more sad.
>>29197536
>wanting to get a cuck certificate
what are you, a cuck?
>you will never be smothered and suffocated by qt3.14 anime girls booty while she farts
why fucking live
>>29197312
anime girl farts must be like puffs of heaven atmosphere shot straight into the frontal lobe
you literally become brainlessly addicted after one poof
>>29197470
It's about time someone understands where I'm coming from.
Wouldn't you rather smell something else? Like their hair fresh out of the shower or something?
Describe your feels when you first wake up
>>29197243
"I'M STILL ALIVE? FUCK!!"
>AHHH
>WUHH
>WHAT THE FU-
>Oh I'm here again. Back to business.
>>29197243
>Teeth need brushed
>Butt feels empty
>Cannot fulfill one need without the other
What body shape do girls like the most?
>>29197168
Whoever has the bank account with the most zeros
>>29197168
Remember when male sexuality wasn't dominated by gay culture? Fuck bodybuilding and fuck queers.
I want to cuddle with row 2, column 4.
>she has no ass
>she's a buttlet
There are plenty of men who can look at a flat chested woman and say there is nothing wrong with her, but not a single man will say the same about an assless lass.
>>29197464
>There are plenty of """"""men""""""" who can look at a flat chested woman and say there is nothing wrong with her
fixed
Can be fixed by squats tho
>tfw have a female friend
>I've never attempted anything other than being in the friend zone, not one sexual comment or suggestion to her
>afraid to make a move because having 1 friend keeps me from wanting to kill myself
Who else?
>>29197131
I know that feel. Many people have suggested that we date and that we are perfect for each other. I think we would be.
But I have no idea what she thinks, and I'm so afraid of losing our friendship which I value a lot.
>>29197131
most likely she has a normal social life, witch most likely means that her views on a guy like you, who browses /r9k/ are below of a human. And rightfully so, most likely, unless you're actually doing something in your life
>>29197131
Next time you see her just whip out your dick. Get her into the car by yourself and just whip out your dick. Just whip it out. Guarantee she will jump on your cock, this has gotten me out of plenty of jams when I don't know what to say. Most women just want a man to be direct and sexual with them. The rest will take care of itself.
Is having pale skin literally the worst thing ever?
>blue veins and darkness under eyes more apparent
>acne looks 1000x worse
>always look like a basement dweller
I envy you people with darker complexions. Being a cumskin is the worst.
Yes that is why literally every race wants to be lighter and skin whitening products sell like crack in asian, african and south american communitites.
I actually like being pale, but not super goddamn pale like i am right now where I'm literally always the palest person in the room no matter where I am. Feels bad man
>>29197080
r9k has gotten really soft. Is this what the average user complains about now.
YOU HAVE PALE SKIN WAAAAAA.
F U C K O F F
U U
C C
K K
O O
F F
F F O K C U F
Hey did this thread just get deleted? Someone explain this shit to me please i arrived late.
>>29196957
either mods or he deleted it
archive
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/29194635/#29195549
Why? So you can upload it to leddit and get upboats? Fuck off.
did somebody record the stream?
who /afraid of death/ here?
I want to kill myself but I don't want hell to be real
>>29196953
Hell isn't real you dipshit, it is literally a fairytale for scaring people. There are better reasons to be afraid of death.
If Muslim hell is real then if you're not a Muslim you're going to roast in it forever.
if Christian hell is real then if you're not a Christian you're going to roast in it forever.
And you can't be both.
So basically even if you don't kill yourself, the two biggest religions in the world say if you don't pick the right one you will be on fire for trillions upon gazillions of years, just fuckin' blistering.
Boiling, frying, cooking alive. Your tongue will swell with the heat, your balls will explode, your eyeballs will burst out of their sockets. And it'll happen over and over again.
Because remember, God loves you.
Actually I just invented a religion and it says that people who commit suicide go to anime heaven and people who die by other causes go to a soul garden where they have spiky dicks that secrete battery acid shoved in and out of their assholes for eternity.
Convert OP
How does one form their own unique "style"?
>>29196890
by not being a dumb-looking autist attention-whore.
>>29196890
Smoking gives you cancer Donatello, quit now.
>>29196890
not like that Jesus Christ looks like you're cosplaying
>be black Femanon
>always wanted a Virgin Asian bf
>make a Craigslist ad asking for Asian bf
This sounds way too good to be true. Should I avoid?
>>29196717
GO AWAY BEBE NIGRESS PLEASE GO
>>29196717
i would bet 2 dollars of my hard earned neetbux that you gon' be drugged and raped by some fat 40-year-old fuck.
Well sex is sex, so i would say:
go for it.
>>29196717
Meet somewhere public first, like a Starbucks or some place where a lot of narcs hang out in case this turns out to be some weird scam or some sketchy guy. But I say go for it.
What if we over complicate things? Can it really be this easy?
oh really haha
>>29196587
>oh really haha
Abort
>>29196587
>do you want to have sex with me?
Cringed.
>tfw balding and nothing can save you
The fate of a wretch. Worse than manlethood
Worse than manlethood
As a 5'6" manlet, I can confirm that balding young is more socially unsettling.
Accept that you're going to be ugly for awhile OP. When you're older it won't matter as much with post-wall girls. Don't believe /r9k/. Not all post-wall girls are sex addict monsters.
In the meantime, focus on making sure you lead a productive life until your dating market value recovers with age. You can only benefit from hard work. This could be a blessing in disguise, in that it could (keyword could, might) help you disregard women and acquire currency.
Shave it and deal with it you sub 4 beta male
Help, what do I do next
Idk
>>29196448
Ask her if she would like to get some ice cream.
just b urself man
oranges
>>29196448
dubs decides what i write
