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How do you make yourself feel good?
Hard mode: no fapping, drugs, alcohol, or eating junk food.
No feel goods life is torment
Good 'ole self harm, smoking cigarettes unless you count that as a drug, play videogames you enjoy OR go out during night time. Nightly walks with some music are really comfortable.
>>29192759
That's why I said hard mode. Sorry you failed.
I just went through her skype chats. 90% of the chat logs are about her:
1. threatening to commit suicide regularly
2. trying to find ways to get heroin and alcohol from people
3. trying to find ways to get money from beta orbiters
4. talking about masturbating
5. talking about sending nudes to strangers
6. bitching about her parents and threatening to run away from home
She's a really bad person. Not sure if she can be redeemed. But her personality might be too hard set. Maybe, I don't know, if she gets off the drugs she'll improve. But for that to happen would require a lot of effort and work, and I'm not sure she wants to change. So at this stage she's going to get worse and worse, and may be dead before 25.
>>29192709
She is a pretty face, just like marky, and nothing more.
>>29192709
will this be then of Eliza posting, we were promised a new era and we got this.
who gives a FUCK?
you CANNOT be a robot if you obsess over any normie slut and want to prop up some "queen" like a /b/ reject. Get the fuck OUT!
>what I learned on /r9k/ is _____
It doesn't get better
Fuck yourself bot
>>29192691
All women are Stacy whores that deserve only death and suffering.
It never gets better
orig.
Most of your life ends up being determined by how you respond to elementary school bullying. This primitive jockeying for position is how social dynamics and a pecking order are established that follow people for the rest of their lives.
In short, it was game over for you all the way back in grade school when you submitted instead of responding with fierce aggression
>>29192652
sluthate is that way --->
>>29192652
>responded with a real punch unlike those stupid headlock bullshit you see in fake wrestling
>broke bully's teeth and his is bleeding everywhere
>I get in trouble
It was in High School that I first experienced bullying.
ITT: Reall dumb shit your parents or someone else's parents have done
>Be me
>15, summertime of freshmen year
>I'm suicidal and all my friends are too
>One friend who tried to slice his throat in front of his dad
>Parents locked up all sharp objects as they should'be
>He's attending summer school and he ends up doing decently
>Dad is proud of him and buys him a damn Bowie knife
>wtf.jpg
>He cuts himself all summer and ends up killing himself by slicing his throat.
>mfw they didn't even contact anyone when he tried to kill himself
>mfw lost a good friend due to his stupid dad
>>29192615
He wanted him to die. It was a dare.
>>29192655
It really did seem like it
>>29192615
That sounds fucking hilariuos.
Just found out a woman in our office complained to the HR (all dumb bitches) that the men at the office are making her feel bad. I was told this by another coworker (female) and she warned me to not talk with her anymore unless it's stricktly about the work.
Should I warn the other men or that will just snowball into a big shitstorm?
some see you next tuesday I went to school with complained to the teacher that we were picking on her after a bout of what seemed like mutual banter... pretty much cut her out of my life after that
I assume the word will be spread by HR themselves, unless it was a truly trivial matter, but my guess is they'll take whoever it was to task. Might as well ex communicate her as a group though (I am assuming she's over reacting)
>>29192903
>I am assuming she's over reacting
Well, yeah, she seems quite sensitive and all that crap, but it was all friendly banter, nothing offensive or mean spirited. She's quite young too, fresh out of university, so she's gonna have a hard time if she thinks our jokes were hurtful.
well yeah, it is hard to say not knowing any of the content, but there is somewhat of a line that you have to know how to tread in a legitimate workplace (not warehouse, or farmwork). It is possibly more advisable to just compartmentalize banter to be with only people you would consider work-friends, and only out of direct hearing of other people.
It's kind of gay, but that's the white collar world in a nutshell (I'm sure there's thin skinned people everywhere, but just saying)
>about to reply to interesting thread
>made by tripfag
>close out of thread
>>29192580
Superficial basis of judgment, please reconsider,
your inaction speaks a thousand words
>>29192843
>!!Zsc1ldA9jBU
filtered
>>29192843
legion faggots are utterly incapable of rational thought, don't even try to reason with them
i really need some kind of a time killer, i spend days literally lying on my bed and listening the same albums for about 5 years
inb4
>video games dont give me any joy as they used to
>same with movies
>same with books
>no connections to get drugs
>living in a totally shithole
Get a job. Make your time at least worth something, even if it's just money.
>>29192662
im trying to find one, still got about a month till school will end but i start to doubt if im gonna last that long
>>29192728
find a hobby then, learn to draw,anything. you could get social gains as well
So a few weeks back I went to an indie comic convention and I met Matt Furie the creator of the comic Boy Club, and creator of Pepe the frog, I got his book and he drew a couple one of a kind Pepes just for me. I'll post more pics if requested.
post some rare pepes famalamalamalam
post them plss
>>29192536
>post more pics if requested
YES OP i need the rare pepes PLZZZZZZZZZZZ
What if I'm the only human on this site and you're all just advanced AI bots?
you need a break
you could use a break
you should take a break
Why is there something rather than nothing?
because nothing doesn't exist
>>29192428
What benefit would answering this question even have? Why do you care about something so pointless?
you find out when you die
>be female
>mother wants to throw me out
This is a joke right? Isn't it immoral to let females live by themselves? Its dangerous, I could get raped. Ts lonely and bringing men home that aren't your husband is taboo.
What's wrong with this generation? Isn't a man supposed to choose a wife and move her in? I have a job don't get me wrong. But living without a husband???
>>29192419
Let's be honest here. You're a fat black slut and your mother is tired of smelling your yeast infection. Lose weight and do something with your life whore.
How old is you? And dam u mustve fucked up big gurl!
>>29192458
>lost weight
Check
>slut
Virgin or else I wouldn't be posting here
>black
Nope
>smelly
Sometimes when I have vacation days
>yeast infection
I'm clean
>do something with your life
Working on school while having a job.
I don't know, I don't approve of women being by themselves. Like isn't that dangerous? Don't you think we would have less rape if women were with men who could take care of them?
Do you guys sometimes feel that you spend too much time on the internet? I certainly do. I don't spend enough time playing vidya.
Same. I spend way too much lurking and not playing the games I've bought.
Then again I recently bought Overwatch and it was just shit. Really dissapointed in that so I've been just shitposting and lurking all day everyday instead. Should just get over it and play other games.
Give me alternative which does not suck dicks. Theres none for losers
>decide to try Fallout 4
>too immersive to have any music/podcast/tv/movie in background while i play
>this drives me nuts
>need more stimuli
>turn it off
>open 10 threads and turn on tv
i need to go camping or something to calm my brain down
This one cost me alot of money
>Be me 19
>Virgin , skinny
>Meet cute petite girl 8/10
>She's a weeb , nothing too bad
>She's extremely fond of this anime: Hunter x Hunter
>Watch , trying to impress her
>Am forced to talk with her about it everyday
>Feel like i'm close to losing my virginity , i got this
At this point i had arguments with my parents because i wanted a tattoo (Remember this)
>finally get to meet her friends
>1 looks like the Main character of HxH
>Ohhellno.jpg
>Crush starts to show her Hisoka wig
>They want me to join their Hxh cosplay group , they want me to dress as Chrollo
>Crush tells me that when i take his tattoo thingy she would suck me off
>Did it , cost me 100 bucks (I was desperate)
>Bought his whole outfit 1000 bucks
>She's proud of me but doesn't want to suck me of
>Turns out she got a Bf the same week i took the tattoo
>Still wanted to get her , even wore my cosplay too school
>Got bullied and eventually expelled for making a creepshot (Did it too obvious)
My mom didn't know about the tattoo yet , i slept 1 week at the weeb house
>Return home
>Mom sees my tattoo
>beats the living shit out of me
>Kicks me out of the house
>Only got my cosplay clothes left
>Lived on the streets for 4 days straight
>tfw i became pic related
What is the tattoo and where is it?
Is it that thing on your forehead?
>>29192423
Yeah
They also wanted me to get a tattoo on my entire back , glad i refused
You should have started a band of assassins with some toughguys and traveled the world
Stupid norm
>we're all going to die some day
>>29192366
you'll get over it and that's why you have to do what you want to do in life now go out there and have some fucking fun you nigger
Hopefully ! Others need to take our place.
Life is just a cycle.
>thinking that's a bad thing
