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Any other stoner degenerates here? I try to associate myself with stoner/hippie culture more than NEET/hikki as much as I can, no matter how much I might hate alot of ultra left hippies.
I have been smoking for several years now, helps with depression and boredom from having nothing to do all day. I recently acquired a part-time job to support my habit where most of my coworkers smoke. It sure beats vidya and watching anime all the time
Don't get me wrong, more than half of the normies where I live don't like me.
>associate with stoner/hippie culture
How fucking boring of a person are you if you use drugs as to define yourself?
>>29191565
Hey, at least I am not a depressed NEET anymore. I can go without, I just have to occupy my mind more. Smoking weed has also helped me associate with some normies more, as I'm only 19. By the way, what do you think about people who drink alcohol?
>>29191488
I just like to smoke not really into the culture.
I treat it like smokable alcohol.And well that ends up in me being completely smashed but thats okay it brings out my Slavic soul.
On my way way to buy a Tenga Egg At a adult store what should I expect I have social autism btw
>>29191477
expect a super attractive roastie to profile you at the register and her chadlite coworker to talk shit about you to her when you are out of earshot. also expect a ton of sweating and mumbling. you'll have the rug pattern of the floor memorized in no time
Just order online.
I have never felt comfortable in an adult video store. Even when the staff was friendly.
>>29191517
>>29191547
Well I'm doing it to get out of my shell but I'm doing it for Mia
Who is your latest pornfu?
>Leah Gotti
Even her voice makes my dick hard.
kylie quinn because she kind of look like barbara palvin
>>29191353
Doesn't she get gangbanged by niggers?
I love Stevie Shae.. she makes the best faces and has such a seductive / cocky attitude when she's turning out shy noob porn girls in her lesbian scenes
> Star athlete at top tier university
> Was at party and hooked up with a slut(she didn't even go there, she had admitted to getting "blackout drunk" multiple times before, she had a boyfriend yet is at a college party looking for dick)
> She pulled him behind a dumpster probably super drunk and trying to fuck
> He starts fingering her but she passes out
> Gets caught and chased by white knights and arrested while the cops come
> He is now being socially destroyed by the media and sacrificed by feminists and SJWs to further their rape culture agenda. The slut is being hailed as a hero.
Daily reminder that if it can happen to Chad, it can happen to you. She got drunk and wanted to fuck Chad and then cried rape when she realized she would be known as the dumpster slut afterwords and ruin her social standing.
Why are women so evil?
He doesn't look like a Chad, he looks like a creepy beta
>>29191374
Honestly he looks like every other jock that went to my highschool.
>>29191331
>those eyes
looks pretty rapey to me
Say it with me robots:
PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON
>>29191200
she has a big ass so you know for sure she was a slut
where will you be when trump turns her in to the proper authorities for her email shenanigans?
PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON
>>29191200
who here /WithHer/?
Are long-distance relationships worth it?
Would you commit to a long-distance love interest, knowing that it would take months and/or years to make your relationship become proximal?
If someone from far away were interested in you, and the feeling was mutual, would you accept their advance? Would you carry the burdens of long distance, or would you reject them and face the possibility of regretting a missed opportunity?
no to every question here. long distance relationships are a huge waste of time for not very much return
I'm in a long distance relationship, i don't know if it's gonna work out nor do i care.
I just feel less lonely with my long-distance gf and she makes me feel better
>>29192241
Same here. My loneliness is gone, but only when she is online.
what did MJ mean by this?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ely3v
The page wouldn't even load for me, kek. Dailymotion sure does work great Eliza.
>>29191195
Eliza is in the hospital
"...In Greek mythology, the Sirens were beautiful yet dangerous creatures, who lured nearby sailors with their enchanting music and voices to shipwreck on the rocky coast of their island..."
Do you fear death, wee roach?
>>29191146
nopeoriginl as fuck bbyz
>>29191146
Can you post the picture version of this gif?
>>29191843
here, use it wisely.
What did Old Navy mean by this?
>>29191033
Lol fuck that shirt
>>29191089
I-is that m-my only (you)?
>>29191033 (checked)
What the fuck is this cuckold shit. No wonder the aggressive woman hating Muslims are dominating white chicks.
Even I could feel my vagina become dry from reading that and I'm a guy
Almost there, wagecuck. Your two days of freedom is almost here.
>>29191022
Thisday of week is now Fri-ed-By-Your-Boss-Day for wagies.
>>29191022
>>29191099
SHUT THE FUUCK UP
>>29191022
Three days, NEETbaron. Queen's birthday public holiday, long may she reign.
high as hell on dxm
my grandother thinks im sober
i m on dxm I cant quit
i hate dxm but i also love it
>>29191118
iktf
>tfw three weeks sober
>tfw urges intensifying at night when I have nothing to do
>hear about cool drugs
>immediatedly get excited and go to buy some cough syrup
>none of them have it in it
fuck
>want weed
>no friends
>don't want to talk to potheads
>legal only for serious conditions in my state
fuck
>get xanax
>just makes me tired
FUCK
>get steroids
>makes me super busy
fuck
>read about Kava
>too expensive
fuck
>read about X drug
>"nah dood that shit will kill you here try my supplement"
FUCK
>hear about shrooms
>don't want to talk to anyone crazy enough to grow shrooms
FUCK
>try hypnosis
>doesn't work
fuck
What do my fellow autismonauts think of this guy? I find him funny cause he's one the most honest to god rawest dudes in the latenight game.
I enjoy his humor, but he's a libcuck to the core.
>>29190987
He's better than most liberals because he at least shits on Islam
>>29191081
He shits on Islam because hes a Zionist jew shill. He also claims to be libertarian but is far left sofialist
Other than that his show is very entertaining. He goes after conservatives with tenacity and volatility which I like
If you're British/Aussie/Irish/Welsh or anything similar to those then you CANNOT BE A ROBOT.
You already have an accent so all you have to do is get your teeth fixed, shower and buy a ticket to America and talk to any girl here and you're golden.
Its not a fucking meme. American girls give a guy an immediate +5 points if he has an accent.
accents are relative you fucking mongoloid
to other brits we dont have accents, to us you have an accent
you fucking idiot
>>29190975
I don't want to go to coonland to get birds you wanker I WANT A GF FROM HERE.
I HAVE A NAME WITH 1000 YEARS OF HISTORY WITHIN 50 MILES OF MY CURRENT LOCATION!
WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO ABANDON THE BONES OF MY ANCESTORS TO PICK UP TRASHY AMERIBLOBS???
Let's get back on topic to what matters here. Frogposting and roastie shaming.
>>29190975
do girls like scottish accents
asking for a friend
I saw this stupid slut pull into my cul de sac whilst talking on her phone and she just parked right in the middle of the fucking road.
Then her slut friend came along talking to her on the phone and got in the car.
They've been there for at least 10 minutes, is this illegal?
I live in the UK btw.
>>29190897
why wouldn't it be legal
>living in a cul de sac
just kill yourself
In Australia, the driveway before where postboxes usually are is public enough for things like u-turns or people on official business like making a delivery.
Not sure how it is in new pakistan but if it's your place, you can ask them to move along like any normal human being might. Be assertive and don't let them reply or ask why they have to move along. If you have a car, tell them is blocking yours.
There's probably a mundane reason though
>mom finds the topsy turvy peepee durby
>anon finds the epic meme thread we have seen 100 times before and posts it again thinking he is funny or original but he is actually just a faggot
>>>29190915 finds the black dick up his ass stick
>teacher found my weed bomb
