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>the threads are the memeiest
>the bumps are the bumpiest
>the mods are the modiest
>the dubs are the dubiest
>No plaaace liiiike hooooome
>>29184887
What are you trying to pull here?
>>29184894
Ever played FO3?
I'm so sleepy, I shouldn't have played heroes of the storm all night :( now I don't have energy to clean my room.
What do you guys think about this?
Why are you so often denying the truth about men?
http://www.evanmarckatz.com/blog/dating-tips-advice/if-men-like-hot-women-where-does-that-leave-an-average-woman/
This woman speaks from experience as a dating coach for hundreds of men:
"At least in my experience as a dating coach where I have the unique privilege of being given access to some of my clients online dating accounts. And after years of doing this, I'm still flabbergasted that no matter how unattractive a man is - no matter how little hair is on his head, or how much on his back- he STILL has the same twenty-something supermodels on his favorites list as if he was Colin Farrell.
Yes, Shallow Hal lives - and I believe he lives in a majority of American men. Men who are 5s want women who are 10s"
>>29184866
women do the same and it doesn't seem to be a problem, so why is she getting mad that men are becoming like that?
if it's going to be hard to get a woman and maintain her, no point to go lower than what you want
>>29184905
>men are becoming like that
>becoming
Yeah, sure thing- keep telling yourself it is only because its "hard to get woman".
Women tend to have little personality difference between them. Just go on Facebook to see this. The same selfies. Posting about the same things. In the exact same way.
What else is there to grade women on besides their looks, when they have almost identical personalities? The only women who differ in personality are normally hard to find.
Meanwhile, men differ a lot more. Women would rather go for the less-attractive guy who earns more money and has a higher social status, because they have a choice unlike men who basically have to choose between an ugly slut, an average slut, or a hot slut.
sup robots
So I'm dating a girl (inb4 normie reeeeee) who has schizophrenia. I'm not that familiar with it so I'm wondering if anyone else has any experience with a family member/partner who also suffers from it. She's currently telling me she wants to kill herself and I'm worried she might go trough with it.
halp pls, what can I do to help her
>>29184848
>dating someone with a hereditary mental disability
Dump her and find someone who isn't going to make little tardlets.
>>29184848
is she on medication. is she have halucinations and delusions or just depressed? i have it too btw
you need to fuck off normie reeeeeee
also you should keep dating her, in many cases of schizo having deep social bonds helps massively
Ill start with 1 currently happening to me i fell for the Tinder meme.
>Go on reddit r/amiugly to see if im ugly
>5 comments saying Im above average and wearing nice clothes
>Download Tinder because i have an ego boost
>Take nice photos of myself wearing same cloths
>Even mention in bio that Im 6'4
>Honestly expecting 20+ matches from reddit ego boost/tall meme
>Feeling really good about myself thinking I might finally have a chance
>A week goes by and I've clearly right swiped every girl on there
>Not 1 match
>Not even a bot
>Not even a machine made to swipe right will swipe on me
Well looks like I'm spending another Friday night with you guys. You are my only friends after all :)
Just be yourself.
Confidence matters.
>>29184813
OH BOY
this one is my favorite
Lower your standards
This meme is one that actually contributed to me quitting women altogether.
>believe in the just lower your standards meme
>ask out a few obese women
>I mean actually obese, like 300 pounds
>every single one of them turn me down
>they all give me a response that boils down to me being ugly
Are you seriously going to spend another summer sitting in front of a computer screen?
Yes that's what I plan to do
Sure, I've been doing that all year already.
>>29184758
Yes i will
I've worked hard on achieving my disgusting pale physique besides going outside getting stung putting myself at risk for skin cancer eye damage doesn't sound like fun
Neetbux and midnight grocery shopping
and the occasional booze run is fun
why would it want to do it during the day?
hot shitty normal scum infestation everywhere
Is Link a robot?
>those eyebags
>never speaks
>does whatever he's told
>>29184685
i don't think a neet does what they're told, that's why they're a neet
also he goes outside
>>29184685
I don't know because I've never played the games, but doesn't he save the world and marry a princess at the end? That sounds pretty alpha to me!
>>29184735
I'm not sure if marrying a princess is confirmed. It's possible he gets friendzoned, but I haven't really played the games either.
What are you drinking & listening to today /r9k/?
>Hills apple cider and sad Taylor Swift songs here
>alcoholism generaltfw it takes you 5 times to spell everything right
>Vodka & coke, cause it's all I have in the house
>Last of Us soundtrack, cause I'm feeling spoopy
>12 pack of cheap beer
>some Vietnam war soundtrack I found on spotify
>playing Modded ARMA 3 with Vietnam war mod with friends
I might be an alcoholic, but fuck me, it's fun
> Cherry Dr Pepper
> The C90s - Shine a Light
>Tfw everybody from class is invited to the birthday party only you don't
>always invite the class to my birthdays
>never get invited to any of theirs
>>29185204
Should have said that this was back when I actually went to school, I'm 22 now but the memory's have left an everlasting aftertaste.
>>29184575
>later they say they didn't invite you because you never go to parties.
They're right but it still feels bad for some reason
My friend was murdered, the cops won't do anything. They didn't even clean up the scene. My uncle still has the shell casings. Guy who killed him violently sexually abused his son so much he developed some sort of mental handicap. Walking free, full custody.
My friends little sisters were raped. Same guy. Total coincidence. Guy's mom has a lot of political pull with our governor, has been his secretary for years. Her son continues to live comfortably. Several other girls have come forward and made reports over the last 5 years. All went nowhere.
I grew up with a girl I consider to be family. Her stepdad raped her for years. When she finally told her family, her mom didn't believe her, told everyone she was lying. OBGYN told her mom the tearing and other problems with her daughter stem from severe childhood trauma. Only divorced him silently, refuses to go to the police. Still won't talk about it to this day.
There are so many more examples I know of personally. What makes these peoples lives valuable? Why do they get to live so well with such a hideous past?
I'm not saying I'm a good person by any means. But if this is the only positive change I can make in the world, then why not kill them and then myself?
I mean really. What other choice do I have? Is this even really "wrong"? I know I'll kill myself soon, so I feel I should make my death count, and I know those people who were hurt will feel better knowing something was finally done.
Am I just crazy for thinking this? If we're worthless, why can't we take the law into our own hands and do something worthwhile? Should I seek help? Won't they just lock me up until I agree with them?
>>29184560
Cops don't clean up crime scenes dingus.
What is this, your first rodeo?
>>29184560
Allahu Akbar
You fucks deserve all this.
>>29184628
You're right. They didn't even call anyone, I mean. Nobody showed up to clean up. It was tasked to whoever wanted to, I guess.
>catcalling
Is it real or just something made up by women so they feel special?
>>29184544
It happens a lot, and honestly some guys take it too far.
The animals that are usually working construction block the pathway and catcall, and they continue to yell as she gets further from them. Even as a bystander, it's fucking obnoxious.
I thought this was something that only happened on tv and movies to portray men in a bad light, but this shit happens everyday.
the woman in that picture is wearing a fucking one-piece swimsuit with suspenders, she was literally planning to get catcalled
and the artist is not 25% as attractive as that
>>29184544
>females are so entitled that if they get a compliment from someone they think is not worthy of them, they classify them as creeps
>not realizing they'd drool if they got catcalled by chad
I dont think it's a huge problem desu, as long as it's not physical.
Also
>she has a manly face
>tfw you will never be any girl's ideal man
>>29184489
Why do you care so much about women? They're animals. You people are so pathetic.
>>29184498
I mean, I guess I understand why you want to fuck them, but why do you unironically care about their opinions? They are empty vessels molded by men.
>>29184498
I'm an animal too, chef
Today is Free FRY Friday
>>29184467
>with any purchase
>only in the app
>>29184467
McDonald's fries are fucking revolting though
>>29184467
MORE LIKE FRIEDAY AMIRIGHT XD
Its almost lunchtime anon~
>>29184363
Thanks for letting me know senpaitchi
Op here
Should i post boipussssi too?
>>29185870
There u go friendos
>tfw Islam sounds like a good pathway
>tfw too much racial, cultural and nationalist pride to convert.
>>29184280
Yeah it would be a pretty sweet deal but unfortunately betraying your family and cultural heritage is far too low for me to stoop
>>29184295
This.
It just seems like something that'll grab me by the balls and say "hey faggot, you have to live by these codes now", has such great culture too.
Fuck.
>he needs some desert durka's code of behavior to feel complete
What a faggot.
Is suicidal nihilism the final red pill?
nihilism is a meme for fedora tippers
I hope you don't say this shit in public
Nihilism is only a step in the right direction, not the goal
>>29184320
fedora tippers is a meme for christcucks and teenagers
I hope you don't say this shit in public
