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Holy shit my foot has like 20 mosquito bites and it fucking ITCHES holy shit bros make it stop MAKE IT STOP
that's what you get for going outside normie faggot
>>29180748
just scrub the bites really well with a rough loofah, soap and water.
>>29180755
No YOU'RE the normie you haven't felt this foot pain yet it's greater than
>tfw no gf
REEEEEEEEE
How do you cope with the fact that unless you own a business you will always be your boss's bitch?
Businesses where robots can be their own boss:
-Carpet Cleaning
-Crime and Trauma Scene Clean Up
-Computer/Electronics Repair Tech Support
-Car Repair
-Niche Hobby shop/repair
>>29180719
If I own my own business, I'll be the economy's bitch.
I'd rather work my 8 hours and gtfo
>>29180719
If you own a business you are the client's bitch.
t. former freelance webdev
Okay. So there's a girl. And I love her. But we stopped talking years ago. I don't know why I fell in love with her. But I did, so here goes. I need your help. I'm going to show you guys what I'm sending and you have to critique it.
Mkayy?
>>29180701
> implying you can fall in love with someone when they don't love you.
> implying that you're not just heavily infatuated
> implying there's no difference
> implying a wall of text is going to fix things
>i haven't talked to someone for a significant portion of their life but I love them
lel
>>29180701
Don't bother sending her anything. I'm not saying that to be a dick, you just shouldn't
How do you get along with the little ones, /r9k/?
Flandre worst 2hu, so not very well.
I avoid them lest they think I'm cool and try to aspire to me, and also lest their parents think I'm a pedo,
>>29180743
Flan a best though, Anon.
So ever since I turned 17 I have been able to get laid/have a gf. I'm 22 now, have slept with about 40 women now, all average looking a few of them attractive...
But I've never had friends. Like literally since 4th grade I haven't had a single friend. I miss it so much I think about it everyday. I'd honestly rather be a virgin than this...
Am I a normie? I've also never had a job and don't drive.
>>29180628
Do you live at home or are you attending college
>>29180628
>I'd honestly rather be a virgin than this
You have no fucking idea what you're talking abot
you're probably a sociopath, and don't know it.
When I walk around my campus and see interracial couples ( black male with white/asian/latina girl ), I see they're the most visibly happy of all the couples.
How come?
>>29180591
They stand out more to racist eyes.
The white women are happy that they can virtue signal that they aren't an icky racist and the black men are happy that they're dating somebody out of their league.
>>29180591
Whenever I see these couples they always look depressed, especially the girl. I was at a restaurant and there was a black guy with a latina and they didn't say a word the whole time.
I missed out on getting naked with male friends and now I fantasize about it all the time.
>>29180456
You can easily get naked with males if you want tho, just download grindr
>>29180456
Go to a gym. Plenty of dicks flappin all over the place.
>>29180479
They want to get straight to sex, not just casual nudity.
>>29180482
I don't want to get an erection there.
Anyone using tobacco tonight?
/Marlboro midnights/ here
L&M Red 100's, I got some Snus as well but it's the Mellow flavor, also got a can of Copenhagen Wintergreen
Marlboro Red 100s master race reporting
Come on in normie friends, talk about your day
>tfw went underwear shopping with my gf
>got her a nice thong
>went and got her a short sun dress as well
>she's going to wear it on saturday and I'll probably fuck her multiple times
>>29180412
>banged stacy
>rode around 2018 Chevy Camaro
>ordered a fountain drink just to throw it back at drive thru window
>came to 4chan to flex my chad prowess
>banged stacy again
>ate pizza with her afterwards that some guy ordered for her
>be me
>me meet girl
>girl kynda into me
>we mario party n chill and sheit
>we fuk
hehheehehe it's easy, just be urself :)
>>29180412
>went to my girlfriend's house
>i sucked on her tits, she sucked my cock and we dry humped while her mom was upstairs, specifically after the mom wanted us in the living room and not her room to avoid funny business
Ako is a perfect example of why I would never date a fembot.
They are mentally unstable to the point where they are a danger not only to themselves but others as well. Not to mention the clingyness and the psychotic outbreaks whenever you look in the direction of another girl.
Anybody else agree?
>>29180410
If she was attractive, I could honestly totally deal with clingyness. To be honest with you, I don't know why some partners are so selfish that they wouldn't give up some things (looking at others) for the sake of their partner's satisfaction.
Like, if my woman said "Don't text that female friend so much" because she was jealous, I'd happily oblige. It's sacrifice for a relationship.
>>29180458
There is only so far you can go before your whole existance belongs to her. Imagine you were polite to the cashier lady and all of a sudden she has a tantrum about it?
>>29180410
I really like it when a girl is clingy with me. The being crazy and unstable thing is shitty but at least keeps the relationship interesting.
When a girl is clingy it means she wants me and actually genuinely cares about me which is pretty magical desu.
I am realizing that my type of girl is Chubby Fembots and I guess I am ok with that despite the obvious dangers
Ako is my waifu btw
Truly there is no human condition worse than that of Luke Hemsworth.
Who here the /ugly duckling/ of the family?
>>29180364
That's so unfair. Glad I don't have brothers
>>29180364
I reckon his mum was hammered and careless when they had him
and then the next two they decided to be proper parents
>>29180384
>unfair
>white
>blonde, blue eyes
>born in first world country
>average height
>average looks
>semi-famous
Fuck right off. This guy's life is EZ mode. It sucks his parents learned about HGH after he was done growing, but his life seems pretty okay compared to most people's.
If you found a soul mate /girlfriend/ wife etc
what would you do for them?
Try to maneuver my life on to a path that leads to marriage.
>>29180860
This
FPBP
I would draw them.
>it will never be the 90s again
>you will never live in a world without SJW ruining all media again
>no smart phones
>no Facebook/twitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYBYRJMRyUM
>>29180288
>>29180288
Fuck off faggot mcniggershitstain
>>29180288
SJW have been seeping into the media and academia since the late 60s friend
I too miss being 9
Why aren't you Chad right now?
ive got the lifting, diet and tanning part down.
im just too pussy to start taking steroids, even though they're pretty much 100% requirement for people with beta genetics like me
>>29180465
tfw finally got access to a gym, good diet, and personal trainer
tfw turns out I have natty chad genetics and make gains like crazy as long as I eat right
im gonna make it brehs
once im jacked and not fat I will finally be able to get a chubby nerdy clingy gf like I always wanted.
>>29180711
Godspeed, robot! BE sure to remember us while your at the top.
what would you do to Her (not pic related), right now?
>if there were no repercussions/consequences for your actions
>>29180234
To who? What are you on about?
>>29180234
Ask her for a hug
It's been so long since I've been hugged
I could really fucking use a hug
>>29180234
>Can't see these pictures without thinking about brrraaaaaaaaapppppp fags
