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I made this pipe out of a highlighter. Is it a good idea to smoke weed through this or should I just go buy a real bowl
>>29177561
Go ahead and toke up brah
Is it plastic? Bad idea.
>>29177561
Honestly, that looks like pure cancer. You can get a pipe for less than 5 pounds
>mornin' anon! :3
why are tomboys the best?
>>29177487
Because you like men, and it's the most socially-acceptable way for you to be a faggot.
>>29177513
>because you like men
this is a girl and a girl is what I like
>>29177595
Ignore him, post more tomboys
Do women get off on the thought of others jacking off to them?
Is that why they post pictures like this? Do they get some sort of a mental orgasm, when they imagine a thousand people cumming when thinking about them?
What is that like?
>>29177474
Women are fucking weird.
>inb4 muted for 10 minutes
What is Lia's snaochat?
No, most women do not experience that kind of thinking. Some do but it is a very small proportion.
Most simply are unconsciously trying to get the attention of males with genetic capital by showing off their own genetic capital. The idea of those with much less genetic capital wanting them is unpleasant, but also at the same time reassuring (that their genes are desirable).
That is to say, they do not enjoy YOU (or old and otherwise low-value males) cumming over them, but that you WANT them validates their superiority over you.
It's now confirmed, ciara did in fact shoot up heroin.
>>29177443
More orignal pics
No one gives a fuck about your lame e-drama fuck off
>>29177454
More original pics sequal
so, why do you listen to women?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10444272
>>29177404
I don't listen to women. Why would I? They're dumb and emotional inferior beings.
>>29177404
>i'm actually interested in what women have to say
>it might help get me some vag
these are the same thing, right?
>>29177404
>Listening to women
Only beta males give a fuck what women have to say. Female '''''''opinions''''''' are a meme from feminism and womans suffrage. Before that everyone knew women are basically children and not allowed to express opinions or speak without given permission.
>girl at work keeps tickling me
>have to hide my boner every time
>implying she doesn't know
that's literally her fetish you dolt, she probably sullies her gusset and then stinks up her fingers in the bathroom afterwards
Some people suck at flirting, that's her dumb approach
Rate me r9k. I am a God compared to you.
>>29177360
rate me threads belong in /soc/ dipshit
>>29177360
Unless a timestamp is provided, I'll assume this isn't you, but that guy looks like how I'd imagine Elliot Rodgers if he was a pure breed Asian.
>>29177360
Elliot is that you
oregano comento
>tfw you'll always be a dirty mixed-skin
Why is race mixing allowed?
I didn't ask to be born a monster
>>29177354
>Have mixed skin
>Cum inside myself
>Mix it with my skin
>Mixed skin
>>29177354
>he'd rather be full mexican instead of having some white genes
>>29177354
>that fancomic
NO
DON'T BRING THAT BACK
Am i the only one whose noticed how shit this place is?
Endless """femanon""" threads, rate threads that go undeleted, attention whoring threads full of thirsty betas, dozens of underage posters openly admiting to be underage and not getting a permaban.
What the fuck is going on?
>>29177326
Yes, normies have hijacked this board. From now it will be roastie threads and tfw just broke up with gf
>>29177326
>Am i the only one whose noticed how shit this place is?
Wow, really? Are you new?
This place is dead and so are we.
It's been like this for years. Where the fuck have you been.
>be me
>smoke weed for the first time about 45 minutes ago
>don't even feel any different
>be me
>no one replied to my thread
>my ass is itchy
It's different for everyone there first time.
I didn't get high my first time either, just a little gitty.
You might have done it wrong or not enough.
out of what smoking device
did you inhale a bunch of air to chase the weed into your lungs after taking a hit
didnt get high my first time either, second time friend told me "breathe in as much air as you can after you take a hit" i did and got high as fuck, do it every single time now, it's the proper way to smoke or else half your smoke is just in your mouth and throat
Who's your favorite tripfag?
>>29177213
Don't make this about trips or encourage people to start, you bleak idiot.
>>29177305
why so assblasted?
some of them are alrighti really just needed robotext and couldn't think of anything better
At any rate, what's the most painful thing that's ever happened to any of you?
>tfw you finish a show you were marathoning and you get a little sad and question what you're gonna do now
In the same vein
>tfw you finish a really good video game and wish you could erase your memory of it to play it over again.
i know that feel
about to start another anime but don't want to go through that again
Don't worry Konosuba friend
OVA soon.
>invited to job interview
>says he'll be with me in five minutes
>whatever
>he comes in with my printed resume
>asks me questions like do you know excel
>the words Java and C++ mean nothing to him
>asks if I have "internet affinity"
>interview eventually becomes awkward because all of his questions are redundant
>we will call you
why they do dis
I shave and put on nice clothes, then I waste time and money on commute and they can't even read the resume for ten minutes before they invite you... that wasn't the first time either. Do they just look at your picture and go "hey this guy looks like a guy he might be the guy"
okay but do you know excel
plot twist: op can't use excel and is butthurt
If you are serious op than I would honestly reccomend you at least know all of these, with an emphasis on sort and formulas/data analysis:
www.excellentones.com/resources/7-Things.html
Also take some tests online and find your words per minute you can type. If you really want to fill up space learn mail merge and developer tools/word macros.
I fet that you want a java job but if you are applying for a normal office jobs these things go much further.
hold me robots, I know a lot of you are gonna spout the ree normie meme for having a girlfriend but i'm ready to fucking die even when I know it's all my fault.
I've been with her for 5 years and I thought she would be the one to prove you guys wrong, but she was just another roastie in the end.
5 years of work and love down the drain, all with the belief that we'd have sex when we married because she's catholic.
just for her to call me today and say that we need to be completely honest, and lay out everything we've done since we were long distance for a year, and let me tell you it's a fucking ride.
anyone want details?
sorry man. please gibe details op
>>29177878
basically we've known each other since middle school and always been best friends until I decided to leave the friend zone my senior year.
things were great most of the time, with an occasional hiccup but we maintained and love flourished. there was one incident but we kept on going, until recently where we've had a bad few weeks because of my depression and her home life on top of the distance.
>>29178011
not being a roastie enabler, but doesnt sound too bad so far
is there more? just sounds like conflicting situations so far. i might pass out because im fucking tired but ill leave thread open and read when i wake up
basically just tell me your story and ill read it asap but thread might be archived by then. my condolences in advance for what youre going through
What now, guys!?!?!?!?!
Origo
>>29177091
now try to be half this macho in person and get off your fucking phone.
Okay, so what do I say now? Help?
>>29177158
Reply with "Not too bad yourself"
