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Looking for work for three months rejections from even fucking Maccers. My field has been offshore to shit and even though I studied for four years and have 2 and half years experience I can't find shit.
>Applied for a postgrad in a different area of IT.
If I can't find work after this I'm killing myself
>Meanwhile boomers could flunk out of year 10 and get a job they could support a family on.
I'm fucking 26 and I have had to move back home fuck my life.
Engineering bot here I know your pain. I wasted my life for my career to go to Pajeet
applied for like 40 jobs this year and got an offer from bloomberg and a local firm
when you mention experience, what experience is it? in all the interviews i have attended it really comes down to how you weave your experience in a relevant way to the job
>>29182512
Web design and development and seo/sem. Two half for that with 8 years retail.
ITT: we post dank new memes
this one is an instant classic
for all the NEETs on r9gag
this one for the jani who deleted all the boipucci threads today
Bazinga, Iol
>>29182218
u wot m9? i'll stab ya in the gabba gots lad
LE ZIMBABWE
sexual coitus
Previous thread >>29182153
Images, audio, text, video, anything is allowed. Stay comfy.
>>29182208
Hows everyone doing tonight?
>>29182234
https://youtu.be/P5-2-jD-42Q
>>29182234
I want to kill myself. lel.
I'm bored as fuck.
I've fucked 30+ girls.
I wanna tell sexy stories.
Ask me anything.
>>29182184
How long have you been exaggerating the number to your sexual partners?
>>29182194
Yeah I'd accuse me of lying too, but I'm not.
Whether you believe me or not, enjoy some titties.
>I've fucked 30+ girls.
wow someone's got a dull imagination
Hi r9k, my female friend is looking for a boyfriend. She's 18, looks like a loli, and has the personality of a little. Very submissive and wants a bf.
Requirements to be her bf;
You won't leave her
You won't cheat on her
You must live in Australasia/Asia/South east asia
Looks don't matter
Status doesn't matter
Just stay with her and she'll be happy
Thanks
Hey man! How's it going? I heard your wife's son recently got promoted! Congrats!
IS she white, OP? Not racist, but curious on the loli claim. I'm in Melbourne.
Cool. I would like to meet her sometime :) from SEA btw
No fucking NIGGERS, jesus christ. Sick of seeing these fucking nonwhites posting on my board. Whites only. No fucking normies, no fucking nonwhite pieces of """human""" SHIT.
Sooooo.....
What's the purpose of this thread again?
>>29182181
Post your face if you're a white robot.
It's ok, OP
Get used to the plague who forsake creation.
Because it will not ever get better.
ITT: post anything that makes you rage
this kind of people
>Be me, pull an all-nighter (which is incredible considering the current circumstances)
>Literally 8.30am, so every1 should be still asleep
>Want to take a piss, bring the empty bottles down and then brush my teeth before hopping into bed
>As i have just stepped outside i notice someone's standing in the hallway in front of my room (there's another door between it which is half open most of the time)
>I make out the overweight shape of my father
>Fat fuck dad just standing there and staring in the distance within the general direction of sisters room with an empty glance, i assume he's looking at the dog in there or something
>Literally almost gets a heart attack when i greet him which gets him out of his trance, pretends to/says he didn't even hear me
>Immediately occupies the bathroom after having bitched at me the dumb retarded cuckold fuck
>Occupies bathroom so i have to go downstairs to piss, turns out the fucking cunt is already downstairs too, they both woke up way too early again
>Have to wait till i could brush teeth just now
Shit like this is just so utterly kafkaesque you know
Sometimes i wonder if they have a sixth sense for always fucking up my plans
>Shrek is a movie about loving yourself and accepting people for who they are on the inside despite perceived physical flaws
>the entire movie they make fun of Lord Farquad for being short
>tfw gf gave me my old jacket back to wear so I could "make it smell" like me again because she snuggles up with it when I'm gone and says it smells like I do and makes her feel like I'm hugging her.
>Tfw wearing it to bed
>Tfw she just washed it and it smells like apples
Girls are so fucking cute, my heart can't even handle it. Does your gfs do cute things, guys?
I have a bad feel right now :(
>>29182070
I stuck it in her ass once and then she shit all over my bed.I miss my dog
>you'll never cut OP's fingers and toes off 1 by 1
How do I live, bros?
Why go on in this worst of all possible worlds?
>hanging out with friends at party
>"yo we should all go to dinner next week"
>everyone agrees they're down to go
>next week comes
>no messages
>mind you these are my "good" friends
>check snapchat stories
>one of them posted a picture of them all together at a resturant
>text my "friend" wtf why he didn't invite me
>"sorry dude we fucked up"
>tfw whenever we're missing someone when we all hangout I always ask where is anon1 and anon2?
>tfw they don't
>tfw forgotten by my own friends
Why does this happen? Why am I the only one looking out? Should I just drop them? This isn't the first time this has happened. Fuck this feel.
>>29181957
you're "that friend" people don't respect and would only call you first to use you for something.
Get better friends. t. expert on manipulation
you should defnietly drop them.
>>29182018
Am I a roach? You confuse the fuck out of me post one of your creepy wojacks
A GIRL MAY OR MAY NOT COME
WHATS THE FASTEST WAY TO DO IT EFFECTIVELY???
NEED HELP!
EVERYTHING IS A MESS
>>29181940
Shove everything under your bed/sofas.
>>29181940
Buy a bunch of bin liners and just throw shit in, it's the quickest way.
how bad is the room? pls post a picture
Why are hairdressers completely inept at doing their jobs.
Every single time I've gotten my haircut I ask for shorter on the sides longer on top and they all manage to fuck it up in their own special ways.
iktfb
Every time I ask for a trim they go for complete overhaul and cut off like 7 inches. Happened again just a few days ago. Next time I get my haircut I'm gonna have to be clear that they don't fuck my shit up.
because you go to the cheapest in town who obviously don't give a fuck
Because you don't pay 60 dollars for a cut and wash like me.
I'm a man who cafes about my appearance.
Why can't I fucking get attention from dirty toasty roasties. Is it because I'm too clingy. How come I can't find fucking anybody to spend quality time with me. Why won't any one fucking cuddle with me. Wby am I stuck shitposting here over and over again. Why do fucking roasties get so much attention for just flashing their axe wound. Wby can i not find a qt trap to cuddle and cook for. What the fuck is wrong with me.
REEEEEEER4RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEERREEEEEEEREEEEEERREEEEEERREEEEEEEEEE
Fucking womennnn. They can get fat and still find some shitty person to provide for them. Meanwhile I have to maintain to a healthy weight and can't fucking indulge my fetishes without being seen as a fucking freak. Fuck roastiesnfuck roastiesfuckinfraosties.
Toasty roasties can fucking fling their ephemeral puss puss on a camera and make money. Meanwhile fudks like me are busting their dick alone and sad while these shits cry and cry to their fucking vagina baking clubs. How come I'm not in the vagina baking clib where did I go wrong
Same shit different day. Wake up up go to my work cuck cuck job. Go home. Work out. Feed. Squirt into a fucking napkin. Watch anime and pass out and repeat. Same shit different day.
Only anime traps save me from this living hell
I saw a thread like this a few moments ago but it dissapeared. Let's have another one, please.
>I will never be in this situation. Why even live.
>waahh why wont chad take me to the beach, only people in my league want to baaawwww
Drink bleach
Original enough for r9k.
>>29181960
someone post the shopped nigger one.
Is anything on this board actually true?
I can't distinguish between the memes and reality.
I've been taking a lot of this shit seriously.
>>29181829
How do you think we're supposed to know this shit?
>>29181829
What specifically are you looking to clarify?
>>29181836
I just assume you're all smarter than me.
