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>Pretty women will have sex with me in exchange for sex.
Why didn't anybody tell me this before???
>will have sex with me in exchange for sex
>Banks will give me money in exchange for money
Why didn't anybody tell me this before???
I made a joke here >>29179656 faggots.
Notice me.
NoFap general. Everyone welcome. Does it actually work? What were your experiences with it like?
I did a year about 2 years ago. For the most part it's a meme but it will teach you willpower and how to ignore temptation. The year I did it I moved out of my parents basement, bought a house and went on a overseas holiday by myself but it doesn't give you magical powers with women like some claim.
>Does it actually work?
Not if you replace fap time with shitpost and browse around doing fucking nothing time.
>What were your experiences with it like?
Slept less but felt more energized. Slightly more ADHD prone but a fucking lot of energy, sometimes to the point of it being unmanageable.
Less acne, too. Not claiming that there's a connection, but that's what I found during the countless times I've attempted NoFap.
>>29179587
Fapping isn't the issue. Fapping to porn is the problem.
>only old fags will remember this
>>29179575
Ummm I've only been here a week and I saw it on /r/4chan like years ago lol
>>29179575
Yeah. She's not that good looking. She's the 'cute, sweet' type that lusts after Chad and tries to virtue signal to him by acting like a "good girl" at every opportunity.
>>29179586
This post isn't funnyits sad that there's a good chance its not even bait
>go to neurologist first time
>be with (single) mom and some other man's kids she's watching
>so it's 4 of us including me for MY appointment
>doctor is a jew, comes in
>mom already starts running her mouth saying how she's babysitting a friends kids (shes actually fucking the guy but says they are friends in public)
>doctor is smiling and saying hi to the kids
>then mom mentions she travelled abroad
>doctor asks where
>note doctor is chill and calm
>she's one of those "naturally loud" excuse assholes who yell in people's faces
>after bragging he asks about one single place from the country she visited
>can't tell if he was shit testing her for how she only goes places just to say she went
>She doesn't even know the place but comes up with an excuse why she didn't go
>next he starts to ask questions to her about how I was as a child
>she starts going off on a tangent about how I flunked uni and my home habits as if he's her fucking counselor
>can see his face in visible pain as he tries to shut her up
>telling her to stop and answer these questions
>she manages to fuck up every question
>he asks if I've been to counslors recently
>has to tell her to get a counselor through my insurance
>atmosphere completely changes from when he first walked in
>as I'm sitting still being patient and quiet she brings up that I might have ADHD when I came for autism
>tfw
I don't fucking get it. What's wrong with people, especially women? Always embarrassing themselves in front of professionals shit.
>>29179563
>one anectodal data point
>sweeping generalization
Can't say much about people, but I can tell you that you're retarded.
>>29179563
Why did you even take your parents you moron, there's no reason they need to attend a neurologists appointment.
That, combined with you making a huge assumption about how all people are a certain way because you didn't like the way she answered shit and you posting that stupid chart, makes me think you're just underage and pretending to be an adult, like half of this fucking site.
>>29179563
>tfw robot-tier
People in general are assholes OP, one of the problems of this current system wich glorifies individualism. But don't worry there are still some good lads out there
I'm 26 and I don't have many friends. I lived a hollow empty eventless life for years after high school living with my parents. I was going to college, but I fucked up a lot getting shit grades and not advancing much.
Two years ago I started going to a new community college for a new major, and I just graduated with a 2 year degree last week. Somehow a number of normies took a liking to me throughout those two years. I think they suspect I'm not a fellow normie because I'm quiet, but they still talk to me for reasons I can't fathom. There's one normie that especially that ended being kind of clingy, but maybe I maybe I'm just calling him clingy because I don't understand or don't know how to accept true friendship.
Anyway, I've been invited to party this Saturday to celebrate said graduation. How do I blend in?
>>29179498
just try to not reveal your power level fampai
This might not be the answer you want to hear, but if there's drinking, drink. Don't get way drinker than everyone else or anything, but alcohol reaaaaally takes the edge off
Should I get a little drunk before arriving?
How do you get over a oneitous? Everyone just tells me to find a new person but that's not working out very well. I need alternatives.
OP here, I'm drinking alone if anyone wants to talk.
You will get over it once you turn 20. 2D is superior in any way.
Not looking at their social media helps a lot.
Why the fuck are you obsessed with this girl?
>>29179402
she still looks cool
>>29179636
in what way explain to me good features she has
>>29179402
I'M NOT
IT'S THE OTHER FUCKING WASTES OF CARBON ON THIS BOARD
TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS
WE ARE SO FUCKING FAR IN THE RABBIT HOLE THAT IF EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD DROPPED DEAD IT WOULD BE A NET GAIN FOR OUR SPECIES
I HOPE EVERYONE READING THIS HAS A GOOD DISCUSSION WITH THEMSELVES ABOUT SUICIDE
>fridge and freezer stopped working out of nowhere
>all the food spoiled, and what didn't has been salvaged and thrown into a small cooler with ice
>woke up at 5:30 PM - too late to tell mommy what I want from the store
>no tendies
>n o t e n d i e s
>forced to make dry spaghetti
>wrap it around itself into little clumps that can be eaten with my hands
>dip the wrapped spaghetti clump tenders in ketchup
>call it "Pretendies"
>the mental gymnastics are just enough to keep me from screaming
>go to bed hungry and unsatisfied
Life is suffering.
>>29179352
>woke up at 5:30 PM - too late to tell mommy what I want from the store
worst feel
WORST
>>29179352
no tendies no life
>>29179718
You said it, amigo.
>>29179525
All I wanted was some tendies and some pizza. It's like she doesn't even know me, or care about what I want.
Remember eating lunch alone in the stairwell? I miss those days.
And the bathroom. Don't forget the bathroom. Good old days.
>>29179545
The bathroom? What are you some kind of loner? That's disgusting.
Haha jokes on you I'd always be eating my lunches while walking so it looked like I had places to be.
You guys probably looked like losers hahahaha r-right?
Sketti is an anti semetic channel.
they lied, this is the channel delete the rrr
cyturberrrSKETTIfactory
>>29179338
delete the r, he is a virgin who lied about having a wife come here tell him
>>29179338
hurry man he lied about being a virgin
>tfw no gf
Do I have a chance?
If you won the lottery you'd have a better chance.
>>29179335
You look like Tom waits with acne.
You're pretty fucked
>>29179335
Cut your hair, clean up your face, lose some weight, get rid of that fucking tshirt.
Fuck Country Thunder. It's white trash central.
>>29179313
tell me more about this anon
If you were forced to go to an ICP concert or Country Thunder, which one would you pick?
the people at these events are not real white trash or rednecks, they are following a fad and playing a character.
Or is it low?
I just came home after work today and slept. Not because I was physically or mentally tired, but because I just didn't care about living anymore. 31 KV, life is pointless without intimacy. Not sex - I can buy sex. But intimacy. Someone to relate to, someone to share life with who I can commiserate with.
Anything in the pursuit of happiness seems pointless because it's just me having a little adventure inside my head. I've done that my whole life as long as I can remember. Rarely had friends as a kid because the family moved around a lot. So I made my own fun with just me. And now that I'm old, "friends" have all gone on their separate ways with their significant others.
I'm left, ugly, aging, and miserable - in a career I didn't pick but work to pay the bills just to stay alive. 40 hours a week to stay alive, eat, sleep, breathe, have shelter - and all the mundane in between.
Blowing thousands on a drug-fueled trip to Vegas and multiple high class hookers reeks of nothing but transient, hollow solipsism. All of it just another "personal" experience - no one to share it with, not even the hooker who's made their "most intimate physical contact" nothing more than a commodity that has been reduced to meaninglessness.
The older I get, the more bitter, jaded, and miserable I become. The more sure I become that this is it - I passed the threshold for "succeeding" at life. That there is no going forward and "fixing" this. Only trying to cobble together pieces and settling for a life of solitude with plenty of "acquaintances" and online "friends" but no one whom I could ever be intimate with and share even things like what I have written here.
The more miserable I become the more this cycle reciprocates and assures me that it will do nothing but drive others away. What rational human being would even want to get close to this kind of misery? No one. No one wants to be around something like that. No one wants to go in and "fix" someone.
>>29179294
With nothing left, why continue?
Why keep moving forward in some absurd notion of hope that things will magically get better?
Why fight a losing battle against age, entropy, and all social convention - that no one of any gender or persuasion wants to be with or even near a bitter, aging old man?
I've dreamed of my death countless times for the last 6-7 years. I don't think I have gone longer than a week since I was 25 without fantasizing about killing myself.
Every time my hand was stayed by hope - or not hurting the members of my family who are still alive.
But hope has faded. And what's left of my family is dying. What's holding me here?
Cool.
Write a manifesto or note like that to explain yourself and then go out killing a bunch of people. But like, 'evil' people that the media won't be able to completely demonize you for.
KKK members, a gang of bikers, trump, something like that.
Idk what to do either. I'm going to try to go to bed and see if I feel better tomorrow. I might go to the VA tomorrow and ask for help but I don't think there is any. Just the way it is I guess
>when you shave your balls for the first time
You're in an itchy ride my friend
>the very next day, when the itching starts
yea that was a good feeling back then
>Finally get prostitute
>Can't get hard
>Try to fuck with limp dick just to get rid of V-card
>Stuff my flaccid peepee in bagina
>Immediately pulled out and asked her to leave
Am I still a virgin? I'm really conflicted
>>29179249
why is it so important to get rid of your virginity?
>>29179249
hahaha KILL YOURSELF.. holy SHIT
>>29179249
You could have at least ate her out.
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