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Today I took a sick day from work and decided to try the NEET life. I spent all day shitposting and playing vidya. I left my dishes unwashed, never showered, and just lazed around.
I want to kill myself and it's only been one day. No wonder half these threads are about suicide, this lifestyle is poison, it's madness.
May God have mercy on your souls.
>>29176442
suck my black dick
>>29176442
Normie scum trying to become a NEET. How dare you question our way of life
Better than working a shit job.
Its that time to refill your reaction images, arcanine
ITT post the 10th picture in your reaction folder
Bonus points:
post a feel matching your pic
>tfw some one rings the doorbell
tripfags are gross and shouldn't be allowed to live
text because I'm not allowed to post without it.
Okay.
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Is anyone else unable to tolerate life anymore unless they're at least lightly high whenever awake?
I vape all day long as soon as I wake up, and then I smoke a fat J before bed. I just can't cope with the post-Tumblr, mainstream SJW world.
That's a pretty cool story breh
>how can I find away to tell people that I smoke weed today
>>29176384
>>29176403
>wow this guy wrote a whole line about himself, does he think this is his blog or something?
My standards are:
-Virgin
-Not fat
-Female
Are those really too high?
>>29176342
>virgin
yep, that's pretty rare nowadays
>not fat
>female
both of these are reasonable
Not at all. It depends what age range you're looking in, how old are you?
>>29176342
Well you're only giving us one side of the equation, Anon. We have to know how disgusting and unlovable you are. If you're a deformed monster with no personality, then yes your standards are way too high. If you're an average dude then nah, you'll be alright kiddo
>hey
>it's me
>ASMR
>daaaahling!ASMR thread
>>29176318
Who? Does she show tits?
>>29176318
>Don't know what ASMR is
>decide to check it out
>watch some videos of various people
>everyone keeps talking about "getting tingles"
What the fuck do they even mean with that? All I feel is that I'm more relaxed and can sleep better. Is tingle just a meme word every ASMR uploader uses or am I missing out on something.
Can someone please explain?
>>29177205
Some people actually get tingling sensations throughout their body or in parts of their body. That's what an ASMR reaction is. Those videos try to trigger that reaction.
How the fuck do I stop being tired all the time?
>>29176306
get more iron in your diet, start eating meat and other iron rich foods. If that doesn't work get tested for Anema.
I'm willing to bet you jerk off a lot, and semen is full of life energy. You're gonna need to replenish that energy by either eating your own cum, or paying a stranger to let you drain his dick of replenishing life milk.
Stay hydrated, and don't sleep-in
Does anyone on here ACTUALLY like beer?
Idk if it's a normie thing or what, but every time I told someone I think beer is fucking foul they would give me the mos flabbergasted look.
I mean come on, seriously now, how can people drink this piss?
>>29176296
Some beer tastes good. The low quality stuff tastes disgusting. Same with coffee.
I assume that you are an american citizen, right ?
>>29176323
nope, europoor
Who else has given up and have decided to stay lonely forever?
How's it working for you R9k
I don't know. Is it really giving up if you've never tried in the first place? I can't even imagine myself with a gf. It just seems like such an alien concept.
>>29176332
what this guy said. Also porn just isn't cutting it anymore.
>>29176332
Exactly this feel. Never had a gf, and I don't think it would go well if I did. But of course, that would require a female to like me first.
![325074,xcitefun-forum-moderator[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/why2AHd.jpg "325074,xcitefun-forum-moderator[1]")
I had an unpleasant interaction with a forum moderator today. Do any of you have shitty moderator stories? Preferably not 4chan related.
>>29176187
I moderate a political forum. I hate every single non-mod there.
>>29176321
Then you shouldn't be moderating.
>>29176339
Why? I'm as fair and impartial as can be. No chance of favortism when you hate all the mouth breathing retards who can't fucking follow 2 simple rules.
How does /r9k/ explain that?
>>29176079
That's not the quadratic formula or whatever it's called in English.
>>29176139
Oh well, that's something elseelse, but2-10^2-10^2 is not (10-10)(10+10)
talk numbers please. And by the way you can factor 100 - 100 into (10)^2 - (10)^2
Robots, what are your thoughts on Hispanic women?
>>29175998
Racemixing is degenerate.
If you want to fuck hispanics please move to their countries and stay there.
>>29176009
Stop being such a puzzle nigger
anchor baby machines
they have to go back
I want to stick my throbbing cock inside a black girl' tight vagina from the back brush. I want that big ass poiubding against my inner thighs
How do I do this? Pic related, my dick
Trim that shit nigga
original
Cut dicks just depress me
shame that it's so small she would never feel a thing
Hello. You have ten (10) seconds to point out even ONE (1) flaw in this picture.You CAN'T.
Lorde is literally, L I T E R A L L Y perfect.
>>29175942
her hair is total trash
and i hate what shes doing with her lips
pisses me off just looking at it
>>29175942
That's actually an old ass geologist from Colorado.
>>29175942
Monobrow. End thread.
Would you decapitate your mother for 10 million USD?Keep in mind, she's the being responsible for forcing you into existence.
Nah man, my mom is actually a pretty good mom. She's divorce-happy though, been through like 3 marriages. Kinda wish I could have spent more time with my dad before he died.
No, my mom is the only reason I haven't killed myself yet.
>>29175846
No I would be mentally fucked beyond repair afterwards.
>that kid who was never in a group when a teacher said everyone get into groups (that kid was me)
Let it all out, anon. You're safe now.
that kid was all of us anon calm downwhat a faggot
>that group of nignogs that repeated the punchline of shitty vines, like poc related
