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/a/ is full of fucking normal fags that all have relationship/sexual experience with women
literally how the fuck is that possible? i've been socially rejected because i'm an anime nerd yet these fuckers all seem to be normal functioning people despite spending time on a mother fucking anime forum of all things
>>29226962
Anime is mainstream, anon. What do you expect?
Reddit and other shit sites literally are stealing threads from here, so retards from there are coming for interest.
>>29226977
not where i fucking live, sure highschoolers and early 20s faggots will watch the standard obligatory anime such as death note but that's about it
they don't watch comfy sol stuff like ichigo mashimaro or non non biyori and they don't watch timeless classics like ashita no joe
This guy teleports behind you and tells you your personality type is inferior. What do?
>>29226959
Slap him in the face with my 6.5 inch infp cock
>>29226959
>Look at him
>"nothing pesonell,..."
>punch him in the stomach
>call him a virgin
>steals his sword
>>29227048
Literally faggiest personality type
do you remember your first blowjob?
just answer with yes or no please
Yes
Mortblixxxx
No.
Shove your original comment up your ass.
>>29226905
Fucking......don't remind me of that scene. Godammit.
Random faggots on the internet told me my liberal arts degree was shit because it's not STEM and now I'm sad. I worked five years, and it took blood,sweat and tears for me to get that degree. I'm proud of it, you know? It might not have been as hard as a STEM degree but I had my own set of challenges to overcome by getting it. I mean hell, I make fun of people with fucking Psychology and Art degrees. But they probably got a degree in something they have a passion for or enjoy doing, I mean that's what I did. I'd rather have a job doing something I love rather than working a shit job making a lot of money. I know STEM degrees pay a lot of money but I'd hate to spend my life doing something I don't even like just to make a lot of money, I guess the money makes up for it but happiness is subjective. I can't say STEM majors aren't happy because a lot of them are in it for the money, depends on whether you believe money can buy happiness.
Anyone else here have a thin skin? I wish I wasn't bothered by the shit random people say on the internet, it's like I know I'll never meet them and they have no impact/bearing on my life but, words hurt man.
>>29226897
if you are happy you shouldnt care what others think
>liberal arts degree
What a fucking waste of time and money.
>>29226897
>I wish I wasn't bothered by the shit random people say on the internet
I'm that way too. It makes me feel pathetic. A discussion with someone here once left me feeling like shit for at least a week.
The only good thing about a STEM degree is the money imo. If I could choose, I would go for a liberal arts degree. It's way more interesting
who /new waifu/ here?
jackie is super talented. much more talented than those whores r0se and emma
>tfw I got blocked for robot evasion
>>29226856
>3DPD whore
>"waifu"
Fuck off, son.
No matter how "pretty" you make it look, a disgusting meatsack of flesh will never be able to attain the "waifu" status.
Pic related, a real waifu.
>>29227091
>>29226856
she's pretty. More pics pls??
>1:00am
>woken up by loud noises
>it's my brother's gf's mom screaming
>this white trash wigger hambeast has no regard to this being a family house
>she's inside my fucking house again
>probably let herself in
>she's banging on my brother's door
>screaming at her daughter for no reason
>calling my brother names
>all this has got me really pissed off
>storm out of my room
>call her a fat cunt and to get the fuck out of my house
>she turns around and starts rattling off some bullshit about "respect"
>i shit you not she says the word respect as she's in someone else's house doing this shit
>brother lunges at me slamming the door in my face
>apparently sensing that the hambeast was about to attack me
>i try to get open the door but it's clear my brother would rather die than let me continue
>he holds the door like it was the key to immortality
>she implies that me and her were about to "throw hands"
>i keep telling her to get the fuck out, say i'm going to call the cops
>give up and go back to my room
>can still hear her screaming about me insulting her honor
>again goes on a loud tangent abut "respect"
>finally leaves
It felt powerful. Immediately afterward my brother sorta respected me for standing up to her even though we hate each other. I should do this more often
>>29226807
>still living with bro
You must be 18 years or older to post on 4chan
>>29226807
>walk to the bathroom
>door is closed
>that weird jpg
>open the door
>turn on the light
>gorgeous roastie shitting in my toilet
>turn the light off and close the door
>>29226843
i am 19, he's 17
Who else has /no friends/ here?
>reconnect with some online buddies I used to talk to
>they seem kinda quiet whenever I try to chat with any of them
>the group chat just went completely silent a few days ago
>pretty sure they all started a new chat without me because they don't want to talk anymore
I guess nobody wants to post in my threads either.
They probably hang out with each other more frequently thus have more inside jokes, are more comfortable around each other, have more things to talk and reminisce about , etc.
You can't just rejoin their circle and expect them to have stayed the same. No one will wait for you and stay stagnant until you return. You have to constantly make efforts to be interesting and prove to your friends that you are worth hanging around with.
Just keep talking to them it's not a 1 day process itll be even easier since you already know them.
I will be your frand anon.
>tfw can't masturbate anymore due to it reminding you that you're a pathetic piece of shit with no >gf
Anyone else experiencing this?
>>29226691
Even guys with gfs jerk off.
>>29226768
Yeah but at least they can fuck a girl whenever? Masturbation is a choice when you have a gf. When no gf masturbation is the only option. Not counting prostitution.
>>29226910
There's plenty of times when a girl tells her bf or husband no to sex. It's a common problem normalfags complain about.
>mom found the crumpet bucket
>sister found the lizard locker
>>29226681
>i found a girl shitting on my toilet
>>29226681
>dad found the dog licking my jinkzies after ive zoinked
When did you realize THEY were behind this all...?
Why didn't Cersei hire a red priestess to resurrect Joffery?
is that a girl or a hobgoblin jesus christ
>>29226694
she's my thronefu be nice
I love girls with big tits and fat dicks!
>>29226589
Unf, yes. Give or take!
>>29226589
> tits and cock
> girl
You be gay, dude. Those are men wit plastic surgery...
>>29227334
its a drawing, you fucking mong.
He who casts trips is king of /r9k/ for a day.
my time is now!
I am ready to rule!
>>29226565
I'm the king of walking in on hot women shitting.
First rule is getting me a harem of fembot sluts
I remember it started coming into more prominent use after pic related got constantly posted, but was it around before then?
all the years kind of blend into one, buy maybe spring 2015 I recall first seeing him
>>29226594
It was much easier to post the pasta over and over again then because the robot was off
Not really from what I remember. I remember it getting incredibly forced and it seems like it's happening again.
>tfw you realize /r9k/ is a trap set up by THEM to prevent you from succeeding in life
Think about it guys, this is why we're all big massive failures. THEY manipulate us into cycles of spamming ">tfw no gf" all day so they can advance their initiative. We must break free. We must fight. Individually we may be small, but as a collective we can rise against the tyranny that has overthrown this board.
It can't be...
That's impossible...
Surely THEY couldn't have been here all along?
All of these years...you say THEY were waiting...watching...
How did I not realize this sooner?!?
How could I have been so blind?!?
>/r9k/
>NHK
>Both 3 letter acronyms
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>>29226620
Snap out of it man! damnit get a hold of yourself! now fight!
>have an exam in a week
>exam is worth 50%
>currently sitting at 43% from assignments
>only need 50% to pass
Is there any better feel than this?
>>29226505
For those of you that are wondering. This means I only need to get 15/100 on my exam and I pass. About 50 of those 100 marks are true/false and multiple choice.
>>29226505
>he goes for passes and not the highest grade possible
WEW NORMIE
>>29226549
How else am I supposed to browse 4chan for 10 hours a day?
