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ITT: We greentext the best day of my life
I'm fucking waiting.
>>28784650
op, don't expect anyone to contribute to your thread if you aint gonna put any dough in yourself
>>28784650
how am i supposed to know what the best day of your life was?
>door bell rings
>answer it thinking its my mum coming back after getting some groceries
>its the pizza guy holding a pizza
>$13.95 thanks
>awkwardly count out change to pay for the pizza and accept it
>open the box after he leaves
>its my usual kebab pizza
>i didn't even order it (last time i ordered from that store was over a month ago)
>tfw they fucked something up and delivered a pizza i didn't even fucking order
>tfw i didn't know how to react in the moment so i just paid for it and said goodbye
>tfw my mum called and they refused to refund my money because i already accepted the food
is this grounds for a lawsuit?
>>28784577
Did you eat it? You better have, can't let that go to waste
>>28784651
i ate some of it, keeping the rest for the lawsuit.
>>28784577
>pay for pizza when it is delivered
>eat some of pizza
>complain about not being able to get your money back
are all robots mentally retarded or something?
This is the easiest way to get a Girl dudes
ay bby girl wan sum fuuuuk
>>28784486
Post reply asshole
>>28785250
that is her reply
Goodafternoon, my fellow NEETS. You're well, I trust? The current time where I'm situatied is 3:48pm, and I've been up for approximately 45 minutes. All I'm thinking about is the fat, juicy steak I'll be eating at dinnertime, which is on special tonight at my local pub.
>>28784390
Keep convincing others to be NEETS until the Euro system collapses and sell swords in the meantime bro.
Then kill all mudslimes and rape stacies
>>28784390
>Can't cook.
>>28784390
>pub steak
Bruh...
Felling down tonight, anon?
Why not go outside and have that first smoke of the morning, clear your thoughts.
Everything is going to be okay, buddy.
>>28784382
It's 3am here and I've already smoked half a pack.
But thanks, I guess.
>>28784382
What brand would you recommend? Friends usually go for Belmonts, and I've enjoyed Du Mauriers in the past as well. But I'm a student so usually I cheap out for Nexts, Camel North, or whatever open/damaged packs the guy is willing to sell me for a discount.
What's a frugal but decent brand that I can smoke so I can get through life faster?
>>28784382
nah bro, i vape
They are blocked, I can't clean it
>>28784299
How did that happen?
Like did you never put a fucking q-tip in your ear?
please...at least clean the outside...please...
>>28784299
Wtf op what no way what that's not you can you hear no way
Would you rather...
>Remain a virgin forever, with no hope of ever having a gf for the rest of your life
or
>Get a gf but every month you have to play a video game to completion with the Irate Gamer?
>>28784296
If the game is of my choosing, i'd go for it
If i could pick every other month, that'd be fine too.
If not i can live without the GF.
Irate Gamer seems like a total bro. I'll take him minus the GF.
>>28784327
You get to pick the game, but he must play it at least half the time
do you guys ever dream of a girl you like then wake up to crippling loneliness? I never felt tfw no gf till now
>>28784291
Sometimes I dream of a perfect girl but then I wake up to an imperfect world cuz god left it unfinished
>>28784398
I never dream of perfect girls just someone to hold (.____. )
>>28784398
Heaven is perfect.
This is just the test to see if you're worthy.
So far you're failing
What animes are you watching robots?Why am I still alive
JoJo the only good one
>>28784277
literally on anime lent rn and watching all the animes at 125% bandwidth with pitch correction
godmode af
>>28784277
>this season
Mayoiga, Netoge, Jojos, Ace Attorney
>Next season
Berserk
Just finished watching Shiki. It was some good shit, might start on Higurashi if I decide not to play the VN too
>>28784297
Not the only good one, but you still have good taste senpai
>be unemployed student
>funds from working years before are drying up
>friend is a supreme neet, worked once in his life for 2 weeks
>he has all the new systems and gaems, always playing something new
>I'm stuck with a ps3 and an old game boy
What the fuck. How does he manage this? I've spent like $20 on myself in 2 years, we're both living at home and our parents have similar incomes. What's the robot secret? I want to play new things too...
>>28784252
Your parents are shit at saving.
rich parents
oregano desu
>>28784252
He be selling that CP on Iranian forums
Can we get a nice old NEET appreciation thread going?
>save up a few thousand
>quit my job
>don't have to pay rent or any bills
>able to sleep in as much as possible
>my social life is a bit worse but I can still manage to find something to do whenever I want
>able to improve my skills
>have time to cook breakfast, shower, shit, get a goods night sleep
I was worried at first that I wouldn't be able to handle having nothing to do. Boy was I wrong. 3 weeks in and it's only getting better with each day.
How is it going, my fellow NEETlords
>>28784240
It sure feels good to be NEET
>>28784240
The NEET lifestyle is the best, wageslaves will never experience such luxury.
>>28784240
>Haven't worked for over 4 years now
>Saved up THOUSANDS and still get money from family
>Able to live a comfy lifestyle, only splurge spend on coffee and other junk food and soft drinks not too often but when I want
>Can sleep any hours I want, as long as I want, and live in peace
>Can walk around this great city on the streets or in nature paths and not be confined by schedules
It's great BRUH.
tfw 26
am i too old for college?
Yeah
but when I went to college there were a few old people that were there
Like 30+ etc
No one cared
>>28784196
i dont think you're too old, in one of my classes i worked in a group with a guy who was 28 and woman who was 34.
>>28784196
No, you are not too old. If you start now, you can have a great career in your 30s. It sounds stupid to say, but it is never too late to improve yourself.
ITS NOT MY FAULT I WAS BORN SHORT
ITS NOOOOOOOOOOOOT MMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY FAAAAAAUUUUULLLLLLLLLTTTTT
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
I CAN'T CONTROL MY HEIGHT
I WANT TO BE 6'2 WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE 6'2 I JUST WANT TO GROW
STOP HOLDING IT OVER MY HEAD. DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE????
5'7 ISN'T EVEN THAT SHORT
REEEEEeEEeEeEEeEEEeeeeeeeee....
>>28784183
5'7 is really short though i would never find you in a crowd.
also if you're a midget you can probably end up donating your organs to young children who need them. if i was short i'd forget about having a social life.
I honest to god hate tall people.
>>28784225
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST FORGET ABOUT HAVING A LIFE IF YOU KEEP MAKING FUN OF SHORT PEOPLE
>most men our age eat maybe like 60g protein a day
We truly are a lost generation bros
>>28784140
>men our age
what do you mean? what do you think is the average age on here?
>>28784140
Seriously? I eat that much for my first breakfast. I get over 300g a day
>>28784203
early 20s
Yes I'm right
>He's just like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory.
>he's just like Pat Bateman from American Psycho
>>28784246
Do you check doubles?
