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I'm gonna get a haircut tomorrow
What do I tell the barber? How do most guys get a haircut? I just want a short normie cut, no meme cuts.
>>28729906
I always say "the same as it is now except shorter" and sometimes I get away with it.
>>28729906
But this is your chance to get a meme cut, a real JFMSU cut, this could take you to the big leagues in /r9k and /tv
tell them to just fuck your shit up senpai
>tfw even alcohol and marijuana don't numb the pain anymore
What do I do now?
opiates my man
;^)
>weed making pain 10x more now
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DISAPPOINT YOU MOMMY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>28729853
Just get regular counseling. Had I done that, I wouldn't have recently ruined my life and career with weed
Any robots play any fightan games?
3rd strike here.
>>28729726
CRUSH
KILL
DESTROY
>>28729734
>KILL
>CRUSH
>CRUSH
>EX CRUSH
>half my health is gone.
>Rise of Incarnates
My W/L was 85% which was my highest in any online game. MVP most matches, solid team synergy even with idiots, and mastery of the entire roster. Got really depressed when it was shut down, wasn't even 7 months old.
I just want Gundam Extreme VS fighting on my PC again. Now I just suck at SFV. :'(
>finally move out of parent's house
>live alone in comfy apartment
>love the shit out of it, wouldn't want to share it with anybody
>eat whatever I want
>can laugh, whistle, throat-sing and talk to myself as much as I want
>clean my guns in my living room after a day at the range
>smoking weed and watching porn on my tv and jerking off with a finger up my ass
>camwhoring on omegle
who the fuck needs friends, families or romantic relationships?
Yeah I know the feeling but it got old after 6 months. After a year it got sad and now I'm trying to get friends again. It's not healthy either.
It's like gaming, having a girlfriend, doing drugs. It's very fucking fun at first but in time it will become normal and boring. Enjoy it while you can but prepare for the worst to come.
>>28729707
not really, do it for long enough and you stop caring
Hi Robots, am I fat? Thanks for being honest.
Pull your pants down, you could be hiding more gut.
>incoming 400 replies
please adopt a trip so i can filter you
>>28729564
i could judge better if you took off the bra
>dad decided he's cooking tonight
>the kitchen is going to be a vortex of drunken autistic rage until he finishes at 9:00 pm
>no way out of my room
>kinda hungry
What do?
Speaking of what do?
>Be on train when a girl looks at me
>"I recognize you from a subway ad."
>We start to chat and get off at same stop
>Before we part ways, she invites me to her church next day
>Don't believe in God, but like her enough that I go
>Expects me to come back tomorrow, and so do other people who met me there
Honestly, I want to no show man. I don't believe in any of it. I probably could've no showed the first time, but I told her I'd go, so I kept my word.
What do?
>>28730372
I've done this. Pretended to be religious for a cunt.
It's stupid. Just ignore her and don't go.
>>28730394
I don't even want to have sex with her.
I may be misunderstanding, though. Given that this is /r9k/, you may be calling her a cunt, rather than talking about her vag. Not even sure why I posted about this. I stopped asking people and /r9k/ to make decisions for me years ago.
How come Ralph has a qt gf like Nora even though he's a fat ugly neckbeard, /r9k/?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVw8HMUz6s8
Skip to 55min to see how much she loves him, it's so obvious. And they're so adorable together.
How to get a qt like that? :(
Well, /r9k/, no explanation?
Nobody wants to watch a 2 hour stream
>>28729872
>Nobody wants to watch a 2 hour stream
You just have to watch a minute or two at the time I said though.
Anyway, my point is visible even from the static pic.
Haven't left my house in two weeks
haha fuck
One year.
Get on my level normalshit.
Haven't left the house for years
>only two weeks
Unfortunately I can't even to that much because I'm not a NEET and I'd have to leave and get groceries about every week anyway.
Hey anon, were you able to take your parrot to the vet today? Is he gonna be alright?
I hope your friend is doing okay.
>>28729396
No, unfortunately he passed away. I'll always remember the little blighter.
>>28729767
Do you have any pictures of him??
>>28729767
I'm so sorry to hear that, anon. I really feel bad for you and for the parrot. Can't think of anything else to say because autism, but I feel really sad now, and I'm so sorry your parrot died.
Do you ever feel like you're going crazy when you think of how you will cease to exist for an eternity after you die? No more being conscious? Just nothing?
I'm manic depressive so I pretty much linger between "There's no point so nothing matters." and "This is the only thing that's going on so might as well do shit."
It's profound to think that you never had to exist but here you are and you'll stop existing soon enough.
Went through that when I was 8. I couldn't stop thinking about it, couldn't sleep, I'd even cry sometimes. Then it just went away.
not really. i'll be dead so i really won't' give a fuck. i spent 5 billion years not existing i figure i can spend another 5 billion years that way.
So I seem to have lost myself into text-based porngames. Corruption of Chmapions is eating away all my free time and all I can do is masturbate to furry-porn, it is eating away all my free time and is seriously damaging my academic performance and I can't even play normal games anymore.
1.) Am I the only one dedicated to such a degenerate activity?
2.) What other games are similar to CoC? I've already tried TitS and it is too complicated for a porn-game.
No, same here familia. Didn't think I would find another patrician with good taste. I can't fap to anything visual anymore - it's written or death.
>>28729426
I have fapped to some fucked up shit during my ten yearsa on 4chan, but written furry-porn really feels bad man. This is a new low and I haven't really spent this many hours on porn before.
>>28729621
Furry is pretty vanilla, my man. You're just feeling guilty because of the reception it has on the chans. Which is completely justified, because there's no motive to bring it up all the time as if it were some sort of 'fandom' - as long as you keep it a fetish there's nothing wrong with it. What furries do you like in CoC? I love the minotaurs personally desu.
Do you ever feel like the supposed best years of your life are just being wasted away?
I am 21. Probably the most attractive, and most horny I will ever be in my life. This is supposed to be the time when I am meeting girls, hanging out with friends, and doing the crazy things you cant do when you are older.
But instead, I sit at home, playing video games all day, with no friends, no one to talk to, and nowhere to go.
where do you go from here??
if you were actually doing all that shit you would have times where you just wished you were at home on 4chan listening to music and fapping
I know that feel, I spent 21-24 just drinking and doing drugs alone for the most part. I'm more worried about career prospects than social shit at this point though
>>28729336
>not waking up at 5pm
Has anyone here tried taming their Internet addiction?
How did it go?
>>28729311
i took a t-break from the internet,
recently indulged myself in a full fledged addiction and it feels so great!
I'm trying to use it as a reward motivator.
>complete a few irl Quests
>check /r9k/ for more ebin threads and feels
I have no home internet and next week I'm downgrading to a flip phone, so my only chance to use the net will be at work. Sounds weird, but I've decided this is best for me.
>>28729311
You can only do it if you have or find a real hobby. If you have absolutely nothing in your life outside of the internet, you can't connect with anyone face to face, then you're fucked.
This might be a shitty place to ask, but can anyone here tell me what it feels like to have a girlfriend? Pros/Cons of having one?
>>28729199
The people here who have had relationships were not very good at them, which is why they're here. So take their answers with a grain of salt.
Pros:
You get sex and food made for you
Cons:
Huge time investment
Annoying usually if I'm going to be honest with you. They take up all your free time and money.
Anyone else a total weirdo due to their upbringing?
I was homeschooled and socially isolated growing up and now I'm a total weirdo, It's like I've got autism
I'm trying to correct it and be normal but it's hard. This is the one life I get and my parents fuck it up for me.
I inherited a lot of the social beta characteristics of my father, but after I got older I grew out of it.
>tfw more alpha than my father
>>28729164
dont worry once you get to college it works out. it's almost like the more eccentric you are, the cooler you are.
Yes. I was also homeschooled and had to learn to socialize when they sent me to a public high school. Got bullied for the first year, eventually the non-stop human contact helped me unfuck myself and I made friends and got a gf. It's still difficult a decade later, I have to force myself into as much social contact as possible, preferably with touching (dance, massage), or I revert back into a homebody introvert autist. It still comes out if I'm not very careful with my words, just last weekend at a dinner party I drank too much said some aspie stuff and I probably won't be invited back around those people. Whatever, it's a muscle, gotta keep working on it and see the losses as practice.
