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>Always get paranoid thoughts of people behind me and hear my mother constantly
How do I stop these thoughts..??
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Same OP. It's called psychosis.
Go to a psychiatrist and he'll give you medication.
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>>29066537
I know I have psychosis. I'm in and out of the hospital now. I'm on olanzapine and they're still questioning if it's schizophrenia. It's a scary thought.
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>hear my mother constantly
work out your issues
before she croaks

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Post a song or file that makes you think of "Her"
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Fucking cuck get a life
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2P4PHpf_XI

>you take on me and break apart the everything that makes me man
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https://youtu.be/00pRnGoYtY0You

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OIRE6iw-ws4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XTeJDMumwY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWKl2r7ZrlE&index=4&list=PL9EWXmz_xrCsenQqKCdJvdHDN_tVUDe_c
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>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

>Sorry about that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CSFkjPm0A0

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Why are women so smart?
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>>29066443
>full tuition paid for at UT
>UT
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>>29066443
This dumbass told everyone that she is undocumented. I hope she was deported that nasty spic bitch. This is coming from a Puerto Rican
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I'd give her an anchor baby if you know what I mean.

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I am very sad and find no joy in things that used to make me happy. I have no desire to die.
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I just need someone to talk to.
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>>29067154
talk to yourself faggot
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Just make sure no one hears you.

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>tfw the emotional part of you misses her, touching her, holding her, all the memories with her
>the logical part of you reminds you that she is mentally insane, awful to deal with on her bad days, a total mess who only wants to do things she likes and never wants to do things you like

It's like I have two personalities. One that would take her back, and another, a smart detective saying "No way buddy, stay away from that woman".

Post ITT normie feels about exes.
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I have an ex. We dated for about 9 months last year. She's the stereotypical catholic schoolgirl, 5'1 like 90 pounds, A cups, a pretty nice ass, 9/10 face. The relationship kinda fell apart because we kept arguing over things and disagreed on so much. It made perfect sense why we broke up, but I can't stop thinking about her desu
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>>29066328
>>29066935
I actually wish I could punch you both in the face.
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>>29067143
me to, i despise them to the core

you're not alone in your hatred

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>So anon, when are you going to bring a girI home to meet us?
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>>29066320
For the LAST TIME, I'm not a lesbian!
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>>29066320
when i find one

>>29066340
ree roasti
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>>29066320
THE MORE YOU SAY THIS SHIT, THE MORE I'LL NOT BRING A GIRL, UNDERSTAND ?REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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FUCK FUCK FUCK I FUCKED UP /r9k/

>think I'm home alone
>browsing dumb retail thread, laughing my ass off
>talk to myself really loudly when I'm alone (parents say I sound like a maniac when I do this)
>go to leave my room for some tissue paper to blow my nose
>little brother and his girlfriend right outside my door
>im not wearing any pants
>start cursing and apologizing while they just laugh
>beg brother's girlfriend not to tell anyone that I'm a crazy person
>she just laughs and says it's cool

What the fuck do I do this is definitely not cool this girl is going to be part of my family and she'll tell all my extended family and all our neighbors and fucking fuck why does it hav e to be this way whyyyyyyyyyy
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>>29066291
How old are you and how old is your brother?
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Shes not gonna tell anyone you sperg
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She probably thought your autism was alpha and now wants to fuck you

I suggest taking off your underwear in front of her, next time

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Why are women so filthy?
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>>29066256
>showering too much damages your hair
>unless they're fat they typically sweat less than most men because they don't have to lift things/expend as much energy on a daily basis
>they have all sorts of perfumes and lotions to conceal their smell
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>>29066446
>don't wash so their hair looks "good"
But filled with filth
>don't wash because they don't sweat as much
Bacteria and dirt stay on the skin and not because of sweat
>perfumes and lotions to cover it up
"Oh let's just mask the dirt with cosmetics and sprays". It's still there, just covered by artificial crap
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>showering more than once every two days
fucking freaks

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Who else hates themselves and wants to die everyday?
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>>29066255
This movie makes me want to kill myself. I wish I had met a Sam and a Patrick to get me out of my shitty world. I never did.
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>>29066255

Well Well looks like I have to reply to this one too
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>>29066255
>Who else hates themselves and wants to die everyday?
>r9k

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>Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

>Get by with a little help from FRIEEEENDDSS
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>>29066196
I'm getting a feeling that your friends dont want to help you.
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>I was feeling really depressed, but my friends got me through it

>FRIEEEENDDSS
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>do you NEEEEED ANYYYBODDDYYY

>I just want someone to LOVE

Times your parents have crushed and undermined your confidence?

>be 19
>my brother in law and his friends were working on his outdoor patio made from timber
>my dad was there
>I had been in woodwork at school since year 8
>brother in law asks me to cut a piece of timber on the drop saw
>"finally, this is my chance to prove I'm not an incapable retard with no use!"
>to get an accurate cut I was about to employ a method of lining up the blade against the measured line while the machine is off
>there are like 10+ people there, all watching me, including my dad
>"finally, sweet juicy independence, no one will look down on me after this! Today I am a man!"
>as I lower the still blade against the wood my dad yells at me in front of everyone "Don't turn it on while it's against the wood!"
>hopes and dreams destroyed
>confidence gone
>5 years later and I'm still living with dad, virgin, no friends, no job
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OP here, another time...

>feel inspired one night
>want to go to the club and bring a girl back home, tonight I'll be alpha
>say to my dad that I'm going clubbing tonight and ask him if it's OK to bring back a girl
>his reply to me was "Why do you think that would happen?"
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Another time:

>Tell my dad I'm moving out soon
>He replies "Have fun on your "trip", I'll be here so you can move back in"
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Btw I'm a girl, don't reply to my post you silly boys. Fembot thread ;p

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>just finished fapping to tentacle hentai rape for the 6th time today

I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. I feel my energy draining.
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>>29065999
go darker :)
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>>29065999
Nice upside down satanic get
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>>29066018
darker? like what?

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>tfw loving your gf more and more and feeling that she is losing interest
Worst feel
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Love is a meme

You're just afraid that she won't be your fuckhole forever and you might not be able to get a girl her caliber anymore
If you were in love you would lose interest once she loses interest in you
Fucking cuck get off my site
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Step up nigga even if u got her u need to woo that bitches. Bitches love woo

Otherwise >pic related
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>>29065981
That's why I don't bother with people in general. Once they get to know me, they'll know I'm a boring, depressing, and problem person. No reason to be around me.

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Do you ever think that we're overthinking things?

My co-worker is cute as fuck and has a 10/10 butt. Literally a gymnast butt, that's all she does. And her boyfriend is some fat dude with a hanging chin that plays video games and hangs out with his fraternity bothers.

All she tells me is how sweet/cuddly he is. I could be that. And I balance my time as the gym, only because I have the internal feeling that girls like this, girls like that, etc. Except I have been shut down for being too fat in the past.

Whats does r9k think? Deep down, be honest and ask yourselves - are we forever alone because we're scared?
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>>29065969
>All she tells me is how sweet/cuddly he is

Hi there young robot,

I have a valuable life lesson for you: What females tell you is what they want you to hear, not necessarily what is the case.
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You're forever alone because you're a faggot.


T.Chad
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>>29065969
I am scared.

then again if her bf has a job and a place of his own he's ahead of me

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