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What are your hobbies r9k?
dyin
>>29068068
I play magic the gathering.
I don't know anymore man, I used to like drawing shit when I was in school but I haven't gotten into anything new since besides vidya and shitposting.
School
>listen in class
>read assignments in 15 minutes or less
>do homework in 30 minutes or less
>4.0 GPA with ease
College
>apply for scholarships, often get them because you're the only person who applied
>study for SAT/ACT
>get good score (literally all you have to do for this is study for less than the amount of two full work weeks/80 hours)
>get a near or full scholarship to many schools from this alone
>literally all you have to do to is pass one fucking generic knowledge test
>actual classes in college are no different from high school
>listen in class and do assignments that only take a fraction of your day if you do it every day instead of procrastinating
>teacher willing to help you at every turn
>most schools have abundance of resources for students including tutors
>internet sites and videos at your fingertips for help 24/7
>even if you fail a course you can take it again
>do workstudy in school if you have to and make easy money and add it to your resume
>choose a program with great job opportunities and easy work
Social Life
>make accounts on social media
>talk to people in your local community in groups
>attend live meetups and engage with people
>do not be a horrible unlikable person
>sexual partners and relationships will fall into your lap
Health
>Don't eat bunch of shit that's bad for you all the time
>Exercise daily for 30 minutes
Work
>Apply a job that isn't awful because you did everything mentioned so far
>Get it because you are not an idiot
>Work is easy because you are well prepared
>Time goes by quickly because the job is fulfilling
>Earn good money and not have to worry about bills or depend on your parents
And yet million and millions and millions of people fuck it up every day.
was the traveller just a creep space molester
>>29068012
It isn't that easy when you're not very bright and are a social retard
How good is bike riding as an exercise?
I've heard the reason everything went to shit after 2007-2008 is because of the iphone. Is this true?
Back in 2007 people actually lived in real life. The internet was actually about having fun. Even social media back then like myspace was about having fun making custom profiles and shit. Now social media is just a way for normies to show off and stacys to be vapid cunts. This was also before the downfall of the internet where kike buisnessman came along trying to make shekels off of people by raping us with advertisements. Back when youtube was still good. Aim was fun. Everything online was based around fun instead of showboating. Now the internet has become an extention of modern culture as you can go 5 minutes without internet memes being put on tv to appeal to a younger crowd.
Life is just objectively shittier unless you are a Chad who now has ez access to pussy and a platform to show off. Or a stacy who now can easily see who has value or who doesnt based on social media, while also showing off and being a vapid cunt.
Bump
Vry orgig
>>29068235
this anon gets it.
originalo commentano
Why do men associate the amount of sex appeal a girl has with her purity/whoreness?
>>29067804
Why do car dealerships associate the amount on the mileage counter with how much the car has been driven with?
>>29067934
first post, best post
thank you anon
why am i so high
>tfw even people on /soc/ bully you
If I get one more "oblivion character" comment I don't know what I'll do.
Maybe if you stop being ugly they'll stop bothering you
>>29067808
Oh man i love the story behind that pic
>>29067782
You can use a picture of me if you'd like anon, I usually get anywhere between 6-8 from soc
>sell Xbox 360 to nigger
>apparently forgot to remove CC details from it (I made sure to remove it before I sold it, I don't know how this happened)
>check bank today, he was generous enough to clean out my account by buying NFL and NBA 2k16, along with a month of live
God I fucking hate niggers so much, now I have to spend my only off day tomorrow calling my bank.
Why are they so scummy /r9k/
You owned an xbox?... Are you twelve?
>>29067778
That was pretty smart for a nigger
>>29067836
Are you autistic or have you just never used your own money to buy something before?
It's one of these two so don't try any bullshit.
comfy introvert edition
theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3q_0UP6sck
how we doin folks? baked shitposting is fun but i wanna check in on my fellow bots
afraid of losing my job, getting baked and drinking thanks for making this thread my nigga, I was looking for people to talk to.
Sometimes I wish I'd been like everyone and did drugs and got drunk all the time. Maybe I'd have managed to fit with other people.
>>29067788
I'm a drug addict an an alcoholic and I still don't fit in my dude.
Mhmm im convinced most people here just need a real genuine friend or maybe just someone to talk to, this thread is for those people and anyone who just has something to say
I'm a closetzoophileand I don't want to be one.
the struggle is real.
>>29067718
Well i suppose everyone has something unique about them, how would you feel if you had the chance to smash an animal? What animals are you most into anyway?
>>29067802
I'd probably feel ashamed but satisfied.
I'm mostly intohorses and foxes
you wouldn't know it by looking at me though, I'm for all purposes a normie.
>Look everyone! Anon finally left his room!
>>29067682
if you lived in a beer hall you wouldn't leave your room very often either, mein herren
>Guten Morgen, meine Herren
where is derr fuhrer?
![[hexalt]_Hard_Knocks_-_2016-03-29_05.22.47.png](https://i.imgur.com/ztMiXpR.png "[hexalt] Hard Knocks - 2016-03-29 05.22.47")
Have any of you guys let the meme magick get to your head? I find myself constantly muttering "fucking normies" under my breath when I'm alone these days...
I say REEEEEEEEE all the time when I am alone
the real world is endlessly full of normalshits.
>>29067669
I regularly think "eggman was right" whenever I stumble upon evidence of genetic determinism
I also think of Chad whenever I see a qt grill I could never have.
>tfw gf is threatening to leave because I cheated
fml
you fucked up
why are u complaining
Either she'll leave or she won't.
Either way, you'll deal with it. It was a mistake to cheat. Not a good decision.
But seriously, chill, dude.
Hell no
I'm can't help but feel good about your loss op.
I'm sorry
>"thanks for helping me out"
>"no problem, happy to help!"
>it was actually a huge inconvenience for me and I wasn't happy to help
>>29067632
>Rape a girl with no remorse
>mfw
>>29067632
>having a bad day
>long, drawn out day, like an episode of it's own
>young female around my age wants to sit down on a particular seat
>I go to that seat and sit there while she had her bag in the aisle looking for something
>she looks at me concerned
>"but I was going to sit there, are you going to take a seat from a girl?"
>"yes"
>she is visibly upset and goes to the back of the bus
>mfw
Reposting to fix greentext.
Oh, and she also looked depressed when she got off the bus too. All for a seat. Why are women so STUPID?
>bump into someone on the sidewalk
>"sorry"
>I actually did it on purpose
Hey r9k, I started chatting up a grill I knew from high school (redhead qt 3.14). Her and I started talking about seeing each other and shit, but she lives 1 hour away. What would you guys do? I'm legitimately wondering, since this decision can hopefully change my life for the better.
fuck her dude. my fuckbuddy lives an hour away and I still make trips out to fuck dat sweet boipussy
>>29067626
Well, yeah. But should I just drop my shit here? I hate this fucking dump, and I want to try actually being with her, and not just packing like a trip to Disney world every day.
>>29067653
Not yet. One hour isn't too bad, if you've got a car and a job. Meet up with her a few times first. If things are going well, consider moving then.
>start talking to mom about how christianity is only the latest in many many major religions of the last
>ask her jow she knows that this one is the right one
>"christianity is the only religion where someone died for our sins"
Then she just shuts down when I say that not only do other religions have matryrs but that it might make sense in the context of a certain religion for a person to die for someone's sins.
Why cant religious people debate their faith if they're so convinced?
>Christianity
>latest major religion
Seems you inherited your mother's stupidity.
>Why cant religious people debate their faith if they're so convinced?
>not knowing that religion is basically a rule book, in attempt to stop people from doing things like murder and steal/covet
>not generally accepting religion rather than debating over it
>>29067640
I mean that it's currently the largest religious group. No one gives a shit about Islam, Assad.
>tfw your high school bully was right
You grew up to be a giant fucking loser just like he said
>>29067469
you know what you must do: Kill him
>>29067513
>you know what you must do: Kill him
why? wont change the fact that he was righ
rip in pepperoni, young roboto
