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>tfw 18
>too late to become good at anything
All the real pros started as a kid, it's too late
>>29072774
18 is young you retard
Wow, you're 18! That's so old, you're practically dead by now.
>>29072774
Kant, who is widely recognized as one of the most insightful philosophers, had a mediocre academic career with no real position until his 50s.
>"it is never too late to become reasonable and wise"
Do you believe in any conspiracies robots?
Those roaches have no power here.
DELETE THIS GOYIM
nothing to see here, move along
>implying the earth isn't flat
>India's sacred elephant man has a wife and daughter and you can't even get a girlfriend
isn't he viewed as some reborn god?
>>29072719
How does he eat?
>>29072742
Their gods must literally look like shit. No wonder they're obsessed with pooing.
>you wasted your teenage years
>you will never be young again
>you will never live again
>you are getting old and more unattractive
>you will have to settle with an old chick at best
>its too late to be smart
>its too late to to learn a skill
>its too late to be rich
>its too late to be fit
>its too late to be handsome
>you are already 25+ and its already down hill at this point
35 year old men can marry 25 year old women
You've got to plan to make yourself desirable in the future
never give up
...
:_:
>>29072721
>You've got to plan to make yourself desirable in the future
>IMPLYING IM NOT LOSING MY HAIR
>IMPLYNG I CAN EVEN HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY A CAR OR A HOUSE
>IMPLYING ITS NOT OVER
30 HERE
>you never had a relationship
>getting into one now will make you seem desperate
>people will patronize you with obnoxious comments like "aww look who got his first girlfriend"
25+ chronically despaired/said self-loathing bonus
>you have nothing to live for
>being alive giving you anxiety
>too afraid of the pain the available suicide methods bring
>keeping the status quo is driving you insane
>being apathic means you can't snap and let off steam, but only slowly implode
So robots, does the ride ever end? Does it ever get better?
Seems like some people are destined to walk a road paved with pain and misery, only ending in death..
>>29072677
For one person to win, someone else has to lose. It's just the way things unfortunately are.
>>29072677
It most certainly doesn't get better. You are aging and shit gets worse the older you get. That is a fact of life. So if you had a shitty childhood/teen years and also a shitty young adult life (which is when most of the fun memorable stuff is supposed to happen) then you missed the opportunity and you wont get another one.
Especially when it comes to a Girlfriend or Wife. Youre going to have a bad time finding a girl once you reach your late 20's and early 30's. You had better have a great job, and be willing to raise and provide for someone else's kids or else you're going to be alone for the rest of your life. Enjoy.
>>29072744
Why did it have to be this way..
>he is a serial flirter
>insecure about height
>is proud of/content with being a NEET
>takes politics way too seriously
>his "red flags" are not really red flags
>has a terrible relationship with his family
I could probably go deeper
>She's Bipolar
>She has kids
>She wants to financially rely on you right away
>She wants an "Open" """""Relationship"""""
>She abuses drugs
>All her friends are Male
>She's a "refugees welcome" girl
>She has a reputation as a slut and/or cheater
>>29072709
i agree with all these, the drugs part needs more clarification. if she hits the blunt from time to time its not a big deal imo
>>29072764
I meant hard drugs, usually pot isn't a red flag unless she thinks of nothing else/is part of a cancerous subculture that uses it
White people are having less and less kids every year. Chalk it up to apathy, financial concern or simply selfishness. They say "wow bro kids ruin your life, you can't go have fun anymore and it destroys the womans vagina and kills your sex life, why would anyone want that?" So they continue not having kids or settling down until their mid-late 30s, then continue not having kids with their wife, but atleast they are traveling, going to stadium concerts, enjoying gastropubs with their other kidless friends and capping it all off with a night of immoral cuckholdry as they all enjoy fucking eachothers spouses in the name of having a good time! On the other side of the spectrum, you have the robot, too afraid to evem leave the house and talk to a woman, definitely not having any kids.
Meanwhile, blacks, asians, middle easterners and hispanics (especially Hispanics) are pumping out kid after kid, building tight family units and taking over the country through sheer numbers. While Chad is out partying it up, working out all the time and fucking his wifes friends while she blows his black friend, Pablo and Pajeet are hard at work, making money to raise their growing family and ensuring they have a solid future.
In 20 years, all the kidless whites will be still out there partying in their 50, wondering why theres so few white people left in their neighborhood. But hey, keep having fun lil goys, leave parenthood up to those dumb suckers who want to ruin their life.
Can't accept the truth, goys? Enjoy your life, hope you can live with the guilt of not continuing your race.
>>29072913
You seem to be crying for help, have a reply.
>>29073016
Who me? No, I am good, I am continuing the white race. What about you? Buying the "breeding is bad cuz muh parents were shit" meme?
Draw pic relatedChara is my waifu
Shit,I meant to post this in a draw thread,I fucked up.
>>29072570
You're getting banned.
Originality.
it's time to GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>there are beta boyhairs posting on /r9k/ RIGHT NOW
>>29072503
They probably shove tampons up their ass to stop the leakage from getting butt fucked, lel
>>29072519
top kek
no doubt about that
>>29072503
>Post the ONLY example of a man looking good whilst bald.
Here's some shit my family used to do that really got on my nerves, mostly because I used to have to deal with it.
They live in a pointlessly large villa just far away from the nearby city that walking anywhere of note is not a reasonable option.
1. Keep 20+ potted plants in the house. Water them every morning.
2. Keep quite a few heavy-ish carpets that are hard to clean in areas where you wouldn't have a reason to walk bare-footed.
Vacuuming takes more than one hour.
3. Meticulously organize all clothes into neat stacks after each washing. Put into designated shelf in a room full of clothes,
way more than anyone would ever wear in a lifetime. They would regularly fight about mismatched socks.
4. Keep large garden outside. Noone's ever really outside to ever look at it, and outsiders can't see it either, since it's behind a fence.
5. Keep two dogs. One is of average intelligence and remarkable laziness, the other is poorly trained, dim, big and loving. That
means they can't go outside without being tackled by it, and if they open the doors, it comes inside and fucks shit up.
They occasionally fuck up the above-mentioned garden.
6. Clean yard of dog poop daily.
7. Keep another patch of lawn. Dogs attack the lawnmower every time. There's an inflatable pool in it that gets used about
once or twice a year. It is badly designed in that cleaning it takes an entire afternoon in a best-case scenario.
8. No "water stains" (basically, droplets from anything) allowed in the kitchen. If anything drips, it has to be cleaned afterwards.
9. Let dogs in. Clean house of dog fur daily.
Every day, I'd hear them go:
"I never have any free time! I'm so tired! I don't know where all my time goes, days just fly by!"
I really wonder if they'll ever realize.
>muh 1st world problems about nagging 1st world problems
wew lad
you just went one layer deeper
>>29072481
tbqh famalam, just print out what you wrote here and stick it on the fridge
Are you a Elite Roman, who wants to be a pleb?
Hi, I'm a beautiful, fit and intelligent 18 year old virgin female looking for an unemployed, overweight, autistic male to hold hands with.
Do you guys know where I can find someone like that?
those people aren't real OP. don't you understand this entire board is satire? a cleaver play on how we imagine the bottom of the barrel to be and feel.
>>29072469
>unemployed
yes
>overweight
no
>autistic male
no, just schizoid
Sorry, fem.
>>29072469
i dunno, you don't seem intelligent. prove it
Can someone redpill me on the concept of Free Will? I mean, I can decide where to move my limbs and what to do with them, doesn't that mean that there free will exists to some extent? Is it possible when you say that there is no free will, it just means that life is very linear with little to no choice at all?
>pic unrelated, it just made me kek
the no free will meme is just a shitty excuse for the people on this board to not try improving themselves
do not fall for it
Most of your decisions are unconscious, and you really do have very little say in what direction your life is headed. We know this through science. However, it's still not possible for us to prove that free will doesn't exist yet, but likely we will soon
>>29072463
>Most of your decisions are unconscious
Please explain.
HOOOOOOOONK HOOOOOOOOOONK
I HEARD THERE WERE SOME DIRTY SPICS AROUND HERE
>>29072378
TRUCK ON TRUMPER
TRUCK ON TRUMPER
OREGANO
TRUCK ON TRUMPER
SIEG HEIL
>respond to a thread
>it dies immediately and no one responds to the thread or you
>>29072356
>tfw this will probably be the only reply you get
>>29072366
it's an uncommon feel
>>29072356
Cheer up ol chap
(you)
Why are women so willing to degrade themselves for Chad. They are willing to do anything no matter how humiliating. Even normie men have a limit with how far they'll let a stacie use them. Women there is no such limit. It doesn't matter if she is a robot, normie, or a stacie. Once they see a Chad they start going crazy.
>>29072354
Because any woman with self respect won't look for a serious relationship on tinder.
Literally no one of the 500+ people I know have had a long term relationship that started on Tinder.
so is anyone going to CHad it up for us on Tinder today?
it's always good times
>>29072382
They still use it though. Women might not look for a long term relationship, but they are willing to be a cum rag for a week for Chad. These women will do for Chad what they'll never do for their boyfriend
