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>nobody thinks you're funny anon
>why does he try so hard?
>we're all ignoring him and he still doesn't want to leave, what's wrong with that guy?
>>29073859
Also when the person you thought was your friend says
>stop being so fucking pushy, some people have work and responsibilities, I don't have time for your bullshit. Just stop whining
>>29073859
yeah bro you're such a victim boo hoo let me shed a solitary tear for your brave struggle waaaaaah i wish i could go back to my mummy's womb
>>29073888
>Butt hurt norman detected.
Please go back to your containment board /soc/
post god tier icecream
Best ice cream
Posting best guy
/thread
You can all go home now
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>I'm new, what should I do?
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Today is a roll call, so make sure to post in this thread.
I haven't made any threads for a couple of days, because the parliament wasn't active enough.
hello
pls use "Muslim Party"
>>29073817
Ohayou everywan!
I hope that the parliament will be more active this time.
Remember to do your best!
jojo reporting
ohriginal
Who else here a total slob? Like moldy dishes in your room type?
I've been neglecting the cleanliness of my room for 3 years and I think I'm sick because of it. Anyone else here had health issues from living in filth?
P.S haven't been to doctor because crippling anxiety/paranoia, pretty sure it's a symptom too.
>>29073812
I never understood this.
I am lazy shit and like to draw so my desk is full of pencils, rulers, pens, scicors office supplies in general + stacks of paper.
It is real mess, but I always put it in order on saturday.
So my question is, how the fuck you can keep the dishes in your room?
The smell, the flies, I would have problems not puking.
>>29073812
Fellow slob reporting in.
I usually go to my girlfriend's house instead of having her come over because of this. When she does come over (once a month or less), I spend hours cleaning beforehand, in order to transform it from "completely disgusting" to "not clean but not disgusting." She casually cleans while she's over, which I feel really bad about.
I am terrified that the owner of my apartment complex will catch me someday.
>>29074740
How can you have a gf when living like that ?
Also, FUCK OF NORMIE.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>This is what Chads dress like in 2016
Explain this.
More like
>This is how niggers and gooks dress like in 2016
Explain yourself.
More like cognitively dissonant minority beta males
>>29073806
they picked some clothes to wear and then put them on. they may have similar interests and hang in the same social circles which may be an explanation for why they are wearing similar clothes.
So his plan is to live in a fucking van? lmao
>>29073794
ayyylmao
this is an original comment fuck this system
I wish eggie still posted here
>>29073794
No he has a new,slightly less wagecucky job in an office.
>be forced to goto work with my dad
>dad is a chad builder and runs a building company
>chad dad tells me we're getting lunch
>leave building site
>drive off to local posh coffee/food place or whatever
>tons of people seating around smoking, drinking, eating
>loud as fuck
>everyones literally squashed up together
>sit there
>chad dad ends up chatting to some stay@home trophy wives squashed up near us
>i sit there in silence sipping at my coke zero every now and then
>overwhelmed by all the sounds of voices and laughter
>go back to building site
>can barely work anymore
>drained from that experience
>dad yells at me infront of all his workers for looking like im half asleep
>they all laugh and poke fun at me
>go home and dont even feel like playing video games or anything and just fall asleep instantly
What's wrong with me?
You're lazy and your dad is an asshoel
shouldn't you have gotten some of his chad genes
>>29073782
are you a single child?
Are you Happy, /r9k/?
>>29073766
once, maybe.
not really, but i pretend i am
I feel nothing
I used to be happy
my mom bought my brother a new porsche yesterday. he is 18 and im 23 and wont get a care because i cant even get a boyfriend so she says...fuck her
>>29073704
Rich roastie pls leave. You have no place here
>>29073704
Try giving you brother lots of booze and maybe some prescription drugs if you have the connections to any. Watch that fucker crash and burn.
>>29073704
Don't allow petty sibling rivalry get in the way of you. Build something out of yourself so that not only can you buy a porsche but instead become truly happy with yourself ( this doesn't mean you shiuldnt strive for the finer things in life) you most certainly should use your passions and ambitions to reach all of your goals
Can robots do grade school math?
oh look its this dumb bullshit again
fuck off back to >>>/b/
sage
the answers 81 obviously
>>29073639
it's obviously 41
Anyone else think white women are self absorbed, conceited cunts?
Anyone else think all women are self absorbed, conceited cunts?
>self-absorbed
>can't cook
>won't clean
>dozens of sexual partners
Only good for sex
>>29073614
they're basically useless besides being blank slates for breeding and even then it's not all that worth it
Why do girls sneeze the way that they do?
Sometimes I hear a girl sneeze and it sounds like "Nyuuh!"
They don't actually sneeze like that. It would be acceptable if it was an anime, but this was no anime, /r9k/.
It was so quiet that there couldn't have actually been a sneeze there. I sneeze like a fucking monster, and I try to make it quiet, but it doesn't work. She was just thinking, "Oh, what can I do that will make people think I'm cute?" and she decided to fucking fake a bodily function. What is it like to be so unsure in yourself that you have to resort to this shit when you want to look cute?
...
Almost as autistic as the fat retard-looking kid I heard force himself to say "Fus Ro Dah!" during a goddamn sneeze. Literal reddit, not even joking.
>people that hold in their sneeze
Absolutely pathetic.
>>29073510
I once broke up with a girl because of her sneeze. It was too... My little poneyish see what i mean?
>>29073510
>in store
>feel a sneeze coming
>ohno.jpg
>A, A,AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOODFDSAFHDOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>everyone starts staring
ITT: Spot the robot
School pic thread too i guess
dat boi in the whitish/greyish polo
>>29073497
I'm seeing at least three.
>>29073497
guy in the gray/red striped top
>tfw fantasizing about getting married to an emotionally and intelligently mature woman and raising a family with her.
I can't be the only one here who wants to become a family man, right?
>>29073486
Nah sometimes I get those dreams, I like to toy with the idea of moving to Norway and living a dream life.
But somewhere down the road I always wake up, like you will at some point
You're not the only one. I've been with my GF for four years and things are going well. I'm on my way.
>>29073486
>an emotionally and intelligently mature woman
This is the only problem with the plan
>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
any of you beta cucks managed to quit smoking cigarettes?
>>29073447
>smoking
Only weak cucks smoke.
>>29073447
I haven't had one in almost 90 minutes but I'm starting to lose my mind
I quit once for 2 years but this time is much harder
>>29073467
Beta detected. Grow up
