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Hey /r9k/
Today is my birthday and I'm very lonely.
>>29071660
Happy b-day.
Sincerely,
r9k
>>29071660
happy birthday man. I like devil's food cake when I have birthdays, treat yourself to something tasty if you can.
Happy birthday anon
Hope you're day is a good one amigo <3
Who here /late bloomer/
Is there any better feeling than seeing a Chadlet turn into a ugly fuck as an adult because of puberty?
Meanwhile I am 25 and the best I've ever looked, I looked so damn ugly during ages 15-21, then some how I bloomed and gained a fucking chadjaw and chadbod.
Now all the Chadlets I remember being 10x more attractive than me in their teens look like shit now because of puberty fucking up their aesthetics.
Post a timestamped pic, fagt.
Doesn't cure autism though.
>>29071665
That would take effort to find a before pic, they're rare due to the fact I hated being taken photographed because of how retarded I looked in my late teens and early adulthood.
I have a feeling lifting had something to do with the changes, but I guess it's still the late-bloom genetics.
All my grandparents are in their 90s and my grandparents lived until their 100s. So i might just have late bloom genetics.
>>29071669
You're 100% right, but at least I'm happy with how I look and feel confident when around others and not always thinking about how ugly I am, like I use to deal with all the time as a teen/young adolescent.
Im 6'1 320pounds.
I carry my weight well and have a nice face (no double chin or anything)
Cant work up any motovation to go to the gym since basically i have been a shutin for 4 years.
A part of me just want to end it all and say fuck this life while another part of me wants to get healthy, its just the issue of having the motivation to get healthy and i dont think i have that
>>29071647
There will be more and more fat people in the future, you future normie, you :-D:-D:-D:-D
Currently a fat fuck trying to change the situation
Gym better diet slowly but surely
Life is of improvements
>>29071647
155 two years ago
now I am 208 pounds at 5'9
i hate myself and took up drinking and eating more, just don't care anymore and i used to be so damn good looking imo, now i cant go outside cause i embarrass myself
Do you prefer hot girls or cute girls?
Cute girls are better since they take better care of themselves long term. "Hot" girls are just sluts who dress to impress for the short term just to get a quick fuck.
the word "hot" is really autistic nowadays after jazz culture isn't around anymore
People seem to like hot girls more. Because they're seen as easy and slutty so you can hang out and have sex with them.
Cute girls are seen as gf/wife material and are, therefore, in higher demand. Which actually leads to them being more slutty.
Best girl is hot/slutty on the outside but cute and pure on the inside.
>Take a nap in my garden chair
>Wake up about an hour later
>Feel this pain in my right ear
>This is worse than a normal earache
>Phone doctor's surgery
>They say they will book me an appointment in 6 days
>Throughout the day pain gets worse
>Suddenly becomes pure agony
>Hear extremely loud noises in my right ear
>Go to hospital
>5 hours later, seen to by nurse
>She refers me to another unit in the hospital
>There was a live ant that had lodged in my ear
>They pick it out with some tool
>Discharged
Post greentexts of weird stories that have happened to you recently.
>one day
>fucking OP's mom
>the end
>>29072186
Did you save a pair of her panties?
>>29071620
Jesus OP. You good now? Can you hear normally out your ear?
Anyone else here always smell like shit no matter how much you bathe?
>>29071604
Wipe your ass better, and stop eating stinky foods.
Your diet is poor.
>>29071604
only in certain situations like being on a bus (thank god I drive now) or ordering food and there's a line, then I start freaking out but I know I smeel fine and I shower and not even fat (just chubby).
Just found my Dad's flashlight holy shit
>>29071586
Lets see it.
Also originality is key.
>>29071586
You found the cum depository.
>>29071605
Just got out of his house, can tell story though
>about to leave as him and my mom were watching game of thrones
>before I left forgot I left my phone in his room
>look around his desk for a while looking for it and checked the draw
>it was sitting right there
>got out ASAP
>[spoilers] my phone was in my car the whole time
Why do normies make such a big deal out of minor issues such as break ups or bad test results and get depressive because of it?
They are better off than 80% of the world's population and get "depressed" because of such stupid, minor things that won't matter in the long run.
Cause they've never had a real problem in their life
>>29071369
>>29072086
Let me guess - you faggots have really hard lives.
>>29071369
It's analogous to the "first world problem" wherein their "problems" are so far removed from the basic goals of survival, homeostasis, and basic emotional support that they aren't really problems at all.
At what point is it too late?
Age, education, work history, physical condition.
I think I'm there.
>>29071327
>I think i'm there.
well, what age are you?
>>29071344
26
Pretty screwed on all fronts
>>29071381
what you wanna do, exactly?
what have you done so far?
If you drink water you're not a robot
>>29071303
Sorry dude but i'm on a cut and i can only drink water and milk.
>>29071303
There's water in food too, egg white is like 90% water. Dum frog
This is true
I'm too >depreshun to walk to the kitchen so I'm always dehydrated.
Anyone who drinks more than 4 glasses of water a day is in control of their life and therefore not a robot.
californiafags - why don't you just go to your nearest vietnamese coffeeshop to stare at qts?
I'm gonna be real with you OP, and you can fedora me and m'standards me all you like, but all of those girls are reaaaally not qts.
Second from the left would look alright with better lighting and nicer clothes, but the other 3 are beyond help just because of their facial bone structure.
Dating a butterface is harder than it sounds.
those four are just a sample. there are hundreds of girls working in those coffeeshops.
Visited bay area and visited one, the girls were actually fucking qt but some were covered in tattoos and my friend that I was visiting said that they belong to the gangs or something
They don't interact with you or even pretend to give a fuck about you either
considering learning enough jap and committing to a highly felonious charge long after my visa expires to stick there in prison as long as possible. is it worth?
why do you want to be stuck in a japanese prison
Why would you do that? Prison in your home country is almost certainly more comfy than a Japanese prison.
>>29071356
Want to see what prison is like without being raped
Who pulls these strings that bind you, roaches?
Who plays the game?
You can't even comprehend the sheer scale of this game. We've been playing the game ever since the beginning of time...
Feels p-planned, man...
The Architect does.
Where are you, my anime posting pawn?
I have orders for you.
who /sleeps 14+ hours a day/ here?
I go to bed at 10 pm at most and wake up past noon.
>>29071235
Sleep tight roach
>>29071251
I was gonna post that. So fuck you, I'm posting it anyways.
Sleep tight Turkroach.
Are you a turkroach? Can you explain the koksal meme? Is it just a bunch of roaches making fun of and filming a midget?
Also, sleep as much as you want to, one of the benefits of being NEET. Just make sure to get out of bed as soon as you wake up so you dont fester tossing and turning not wanting to leave the bed but unable to sleep either - that's serious depression fuel.
>tfw no intellectual, redpilled, women-hating bf
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING DUMB RETARD ILL FUCKING KILL YOU I SWEAR
>>29071229
...woah
Easy there, bb
>>29071219
we don't like faggots here
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