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You will never ever experience this, how does it make you feel?
>>29075218
Source? Thats fucking hot
honestly id prob cum instantly if i thrusted that fast
>>29075218
I'm past caring desu
>Be me, 19
>Skitzo, Manic Depressive, feel and act borderline retarded regardless of 118 IQ, have ASPD
>On and off homeless or past year
>Only friend has become cucked heroin addict with brain cancer
>On probation, paying thousands in fines, license suspended for 7 years for something i didnt do
>Live in basement, So moldy blankets are wet every morning
>Play Runescape 3, 8+ hours a day, on a chromebook with 32 gb memory i bought used
>Sleep every 72 hours, never at night
>Heart condition will end life in mid 30s, New heart condition emerged
>Got fired and started shitting blood on the same day 3 days ago
>Virgin, acne, all standard robot features
>2 inch long Bugs crawl on me when i sleep and wake me up at least 3 times a month
>girl i loved in high school is marrying a friend from high school
>joints are going brittle from compulsive cracking, bite all the skin off my fingers
>$30 phone broke, $5 vcr broke
How are you anon?
add me rs3: Jack Tate
>>29075212
Just go out and talk to people, bro. Get a hobby. I recommend wakeboarding.
Girl I love admitted feelings to me over a phone call and I got really excited
Later that day I drove to her house and told hugged her and she pushed me away and said we haven't spoken since highschool (3 years ago)
I was confused and checked my phone records and there was no call
Weird because I never have hallucinations and stuff that strong
About to become homeless too :)
>be me 7th grade
>bullied all the time
>pack of mexican kid would beat me up in bathroom
>leader of the group decides to go one on one on me
>brags about taking karate
>proceeds to literally spin kick the shit out of my hips and legs
>it hurts a lot
>everyones laughing
>kid continues spin kick
>sperg out
>catch kids leg by side
>tackle him down
>proceed to scream and throw autistic hammer punches
>begin then to strangle him
>everyone stops laughing and one kids runs out to get a teacher
>i get suspended
>s
apparently I knocked a guy out and I nearly beat him to death but I have no memory of it
No strength involved, but I stabbed my whore classmate in her side with a scissor when I was 12
She was the most evil, vile cunt I ever met and I still don't regret any of it, even though I spent a year and three months in juvie.
>>29075185
>i get suspended
WHY
WHY ARE SO MANY TEACHERS SO FUCKING STUPID THAT THEY BAN THE KID WHO STOOD UP FOR HIMSELF AFTER GETTING HIS SHIT KICKED IN FOR SO LONG
WHY AREN'T THE BULLIES GETTING PUNISHED IT GETS ME SO FUCKING MAD IT'S LIKE THEY WANT MORE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS TO HAPPEN
I AM LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER AS I TYPE THIS BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING ENRAGED AT HOW STUPID THOSE FUCKING TEACHERS ARE
Hey fembots.
Memes about fedoras aside, do you actually like the idea of men being more chivalrous?
If so, can you list examples?
Opening doors is always nice. And holding her chair for her.
>>29075166
I don't speak for the whole gender but not really. It makes me feel small and patronised. Plus, I don't know how to act when I'm the centre of attention and end up sperging out. I'd prefer if they treated me nicely but not fake-nice.
>>29075564
What do you consider fake nice?
I want to sing
>>29075150
l am horny
>>29075150
about the june-a and the moon-a and the spring-a
i want to smile
Robots love to complain about how girls are shallow and only want Chads. They love to complain about how women treat them like shit and never notice them. You guys though are just as bad. You only care about having a qt3.14 waifu. You don't want an average or below average girl. The only difference between you guys and Chad's is that on the outside you are uglier. On the inside though you guys are exactly the same.
There are some of you here who are genuinely nice people that just got dealt a bad hand. This post isn't about you.
>>29075129
It's also the case that robots would probably be even worse than Chads given the opportunity. They are so full of resentment it's ridiculous. Can't really blame them though.
bump so the robo-fags can see.
Women are not people, they don't think or feel anything. They are NPCs.
TFW when every girl you ever had a crush on you rejected you and is either married or has kids out of wedlock.
People move too fast man,
Also what's the deal with that?
It's kinda sad, but I am lamenting that much.
I guess you are too young for these feels; getting too old for 4chan dudes
I know that feel OP.
It's always nice to see one's become a hambeast with 3 divorces under her belt though.
>>29075586
>It's always nice to see
lol I hear ya, the girl in the pic is a little person though, she is only 4'7
>tfw you realize girls your age are now considered "mature" on porn websites
>tfw you realize you're older than most professional athletes
where the fuck did the time go?
>tfw there are porn stars 4 years younger than you
How did this happen D:
>tfw "anon the oldest here lol" in a work place not a school
I might finally be rid of my abusive, alcoholic father in two weeks
He'll be putting his car and apartment in my name and leaving the country
>FUCK YES!
This is the first good thing to happen to me in, like, five years
I didn't think anything good would be coming to me, and I was right, until now
But maybe I can make it, now; maybe I can be happy and normal
What's good in your world?
Why?
Are you sure he isn't just unloading debt onto you?
>>29075101
Police finally caught him drunk driving a few months ago. Now he has to leave the country or risk a criminal record. He chose the former.
I would have initiated court proceedings years ago if I'd known this was what would get rid of him. But then I wouldn't have the car and apartment, I guess. It doesn't make up for him ruining me, but it's something.
That's awesome, cutting out my abusive parents was one of the best things I've ever done.
I have pretty bad brain stuff and I managed to go outside and run errands this morning, and I'm laying on the couch drinking coffee, and there's a breeze from an open window on my feet.
Why don't you just date a 34 year old foreveralone KHV woman /r9k/ :)
http://www.reddit.com/r/FA30plus/comments/4mkx33/dont_hate_me/
Well /r9k/ what's stopping you?! :)
How about a sweet bookish girl :3
>>29075069
They only want balding Chad
>work in a skilled trade
>doing about as well as most people I knew who went to college
>still feel vastly inferior
Is this common?
Doing better than me and. I am a NEET and I went to college
>>29075060
most of them are idiots. you should only feel inferior to people in grad school
Don't.
College is a literal meme. People go into college to get $50,000 in debt to learn how to be mentally ill social justice warriors. They're only trying to make themselves seem important to justify the debt they took on to learn something they could of learnt at the computer.
Trades are the way to go man, don't let anybody tell you otherwise. If you're making money and debt free - you win at life. Let the stupid debt slave college students work jobs that don't exist (or not work) whilst they have student debt that can't be discharged via bankruptcy.
Why do short women go for average height men instead of shot men?
>>29075034
You spotted this picture on Reddit you faggot, get the fuck out of here. Only reason I know is someone told me, I don't go there my self.
because short men are genetically inferior
>>29075034
As a 6ft guy I look for a short girl.
Short girls are hot lol
>female friend gets an IUD
>breaks up with boyfriend a few months later
>starts sleeping around with a bunch of guys
>get drunk with her one night and try to get laid
>"no Anon"
FUCKING ROASTIE SLUTS ARE LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYONE EXCEPT ME REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29075032
Why would she say no to you but not all those other cocks?
>>29075032
You mean dui?
>>29075113
>dui?
Good lord anon..
Intra uterine device I think it's called. No babies
>tfw you cum and you stop being a horny maniac who wants to do all sorts of dirty sexual things
It's like my body shoots out devils blood that is corrupting my mind.
I feel so free and clear after I cum. Can concentrate on more important stuff.
Who here shares these feels?
>>29074977
everyone does, my dudeand the entire process of getting it out feels good
>>29074977
Same here OP, actually I feel kinda sad after I cum.
>>29074977
I do the very dirty stuff when I am horny sometimes. I am not proud of it
25 years and older thread. Get in here grandpas, how are you holding up?
>tfw a piece of land you could have bought for $400,000 5 years ago is worth 2 million.
I could have been a young millionaire, now I'm just a faggot.
Same as usual
Trying to hold status quo as a NEET.
25 here. 26 on NYE.
Broke up with my gf in March. Been together since I was 19. We were best friends and I wanted to marry her.
I feel so lonely and isolated. I'm working hard to rebuild my life but its hard. Its so hard. Every time I do or see something interesting I have the urge to talk to her about it. And I can't because I'll hate myself for being a pathetic bitch.
Please give me any advice if you've been through something similar.
I'm never falling for a woman again.
