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he'll fellow robots I'm starving and mummy isn't here to make me tendies what should I eat
pardon the first spelling mistake I meant to say hello
>>29081214
rice and sausage
>>29081214
where is mummy?
I'm looking for the feels greentext of a guy who lost his gf in a car accident. They had an acronym they used to say/write to each other. Anon visited dead femanon's parents. They told him she wrote their acronym in her blood on the dashboard of the car before passing away.
Pls. I need it for feels.
That sounds so fucking stupid. You should be ashamed.
>Having feels for a Chad and Stacy
Into the trash, normie scum
>>29081264
>>29081227
Fuck off niggers.
It was a feels classic.
>wrapped my cat up tightly in a blanket and carried it around the house on a regular basis. I found it amusing
>Stole a large quantity of my friend's Gogo Crazy Bones (anyone remember these? series 1 too) Would steal them aside when he wasn't looking
>Joked about my brother's father's death infront of him, lil bitch cried
>elbowed a kid in the teeth on a bouncy castle making his teeth go into his gum. Couldn't understand why he was crying
>Threatened to shoot up a school in Santa Cruz causing mass panic. Never got caught
>Threatened to shoot my cat with an air rifle
>hustled money out of my friend, he vanished.
>>29081180
>Stole a large quantity of my friend's Gogo Crazy Bones (anyone remember these? series 1 too) Would steal them aside when he wasn't looking
you deserve death
NEVER take another man's crazy bones
>>29081180
>pretended to be interested in a classmate's magic cards for sale
>stood over his shoulder as he dialed the combination into his lock
>memorized the combination
>looked through his cards. said i will bring money tomorrow
>broke into his locker during lunch and stole his cards
>they weren't even his cards. he was selling them for his neighbor
I'm so sorry Eric.
>>29081180
>brother's father's death
isn't that your dad?
>tfw no Tomoko gf
feels bad desu ;_;
>>29081104
I want to fuck tomoko so badly.
yhtrgfewdsdefhtrgfedwserg
>>29081104
>know a girl like that
>she smells bad
>i wouldn't date her anyways because she's really dull and makes all conversations awkward
>>29081104
what's your favorite aspect of tomoko
What is some of your favorite vaporwave?
pretty new to this genre so looking for suggestions
>>29081057
vaporwave is shit listen to the DARK WEB and Deep Thoughts albums by Giant Claw
then search youtube for eccojams
and finish it off with macross 82-99
>>29081057
arizona reminds me of the late 00s because all the kids drank that in highschool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojmk5tSj0sE
>tfw no high test thread
>Early signs of balding starting and dense facial hair growth from a younger age which is synonymous with high DHT levels in body
>Still a spineless beta male with low self-worth
JUST
repoortin in
blo;oop
>>29081737
good lookin my famalam
>Cute and feminine anime look like white people
>Asians are attractive because they have white features
>White women are more unattractive than Asian women
How does weeb logic work?
Anime just looks like anime people.
Don't ever compare disgusting white whores to anime ever again please.
>white features meme
ye that purple hair with a symmetric face and huge eyes are white features
smdh desu senpai
>>29080894
white people don't have 15cm circumference eyes op
why the fuck did uyou make this thread, it's a waste of fucking data
Why does western society allow people to be cruel to men, but it does not allow people to be cruel to women?
>>29080855
Because women are literally more important in every way, of course.
Men can handle it
Women have an emotional maturity of a child
>>29080855
If some of the merchandise breaks and hits you it's stupid to destroy the rest of it.
Trips names, no gay names pls
Faggot dicks in my gay ass
>>29080770
I'm a faggot coward
>>29080770
Feminism was a mistake.do not include this original portion
Read a passage and guess the person's:
>age
>nationality
>socio-economic status
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dfMvuIJjNF
>>29080612
>age
27
>nationality
Can't tell, but guessing you live in London
>socio-economic status
Barely middle class.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cvSSsNA5Tt
I don't have a passage, so I hope this will suffice.
>>29081147
>age
18
>nationality
English
>socio-economic status
Comfortable Middle Class. Father is a solicitor Mother is a Senior Nurse
Why do normies complain about their jobs so much?
Maybe it's because I'm a loser, but the amount I hear people complain about their jobs is ridiculous. usually they are doing the job they want to do, get paid a decent amount, etc. Yet just nonstop fucking complaining if everything isn't perfect
okay then feels bad man
readoregano famalamadingdong
>>29081041
that doesnt explain why normies are always complaining about theirs
what exactly is wrong with women. /r9k/?
zxczczx
they wont have sex with me
>>29080569
they're dumb
Everything wrong with women is men's fault.
where my portuguese bots at
region? algarvebot here
TripeiroBOT here, how y'all doin this fine night
guys im from belgium, but i was wondering. is it hard to get girls in your country ? im just curious about it, because it kinda is a different culture. here in belgium, its pretty much impossible. so you tell me
Most of us were probably happy as children. What would it take for you to be happy again?
>>29080455
To finish school and move back to the city I'm from.
Good friends and a more social life
>>29080455
id need to somehow forget everything iv learned about life
dont you fags with high standards realize that companionship is what counts and that finding a girl who wants to stop spend extended periods of time with you is hard enough as it is, any kind of looks on top of that is a bonus
stop with the shallow and pedantic judging,at this rate you're going to be lonely forever
>>29080454
>tfw men get along better with men
>Implying literal faggotry
>>29080454
OP knows what's up. You faggots would do well to listen to him.
I feel very comfortable with my standards. Never had a gf, but I want to meet and have always been attracted to a fat, white brunette who is shorter than me (easy to achieve at 6'1'') and likes to read (probably asking a bit much). A cute face and large breasts would be a nice bonus, but are by no means required.
I recognize that I cannot complain at this point in my life because I have not had any social experiences, have not been to college, and have not had a job.
Feeling okay about everything.
![life-isa-gift-9-638[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vrqZH3h.jpg "life-isa-gift-9-638[1]")
![pt[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/0xXGf9l.gif "pt[1]")
