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does /r9k/ have a favorite dinosaur?
i like the spinosaurus
>>29080153
Fuck this gay piece of shit normie as dinosaur wish it would just go extinct, oh wait.
>>29080153
It's my favorite as well, considering it shits on T-Rex's which were always normies fav dinosaur growing up
It was always the Diplodocus for me
That shits a long ass nigga-lizard
how about we have daydreamning, fictional scenarios thread?
>I often daydream about being a soldier during street battle. When entering a building I hear a girl screaming and two deserters about to rape her. I shoot them and the girl cries in shock on my shoulder. Then I escort her to safety.
>Another one is about family gathering. I'm around 15 and during the gathering I hang out with two of my female cousing of the same age. That's because at the real family gathering they were forced to interact with me, rather than rejecting me instantly. In such scenario, later on we separate from the main party and have our little orgy.
please help me with my imagination and post some of yours
I often imagine myself in a vast open world prairie like setting. Always set at dusk and dawn. I'm usually traveling with some sort of animal companion exploring new terrains.
I imagine I'm cool superheros doing stunts, like doing a backflip is actually me turning around quickly.
I just imagine myself having a stand
ITT words that used to mean something
I'll start
"misogyny"
"SJW"
Also, OP, its hard to have such an unoriginal thread on /r9k/
>>29080046
the word love
bumping with an addition
"edgy"
Anons fucking help me right now.
this mother fucker has been playing his mother fucking trumpet for hours and I can't get some shut eye.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WN9nxVCq99
>>29080027
He sounds pretty good desu, you should totally settle this with a trumpet off.
>>29080027
You must play a recording of a trumpet as loud as you can until he stops.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t6X5UtkFXL
>>29080089
am gonna shove it up his ass and fucking blow a high note if he keeps it up.
>twf brother1 goes eat pizza with his friends
>brother1's friends invite brother2 over to eat with 'em
>i am the only one who never gets invited anywhere by nobody (and franky it's good from a certain POV)
But right now I'm really craving pizza. And not only now! I live in a small village where everybody knows everybody and I can't go in one of the only two pizzerias to order a pizza because ppl will start looking at me and asking questions like they know me very well. How can I do? They don't even have an online ordering system. So sad...
>>29079984
>everybody knows everybody
maybe because you're a nobody
>>29080023
srsrly. how can I do?
Is there something I can order on Amazon that gives me the pleasure of pizza?
make a pizza, it's not too difficult. the only hard part is stretching out the dough but if you tear it you can just knead it into a ball and try again.
![friedrich-nietzsche-quote-when-we-are-tired-we-are-attacked-by-ideas[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I9N06Gs.jpg "friedrich-nietzsche-quote-when-we-are-tired-we-are-attacked-by-ideas[1]")
Is nofap a meme or does it aid fighting depression?
>>29079953
It's a meme. People are often addicted to fapping because of depression and abstaining from masturbation isn't going to do anything to help a mental illness.
Do nofap for a personal challenge or if you'd like more free time to do productive things, but if you're literally fucked up, then get serious professional help.
>>29079953
Doesn't aid against depression. Makes you feel better though, at least in my experience so maybe
>>29080241
Feeling better does aid against depression.
>you'll NEVER experience teenage love
w h o c a r e s
h o
o
>>29079858
Guess what.
YOU'LL NEVER EXPERIENCE NOT EXPERIENCING TEENAGE LOVE HAHAHAHAHA
>You will never experience a roller coaster of emotion at a time when your brain is not at all developed enough to handle it properly.
I think I'm ok with this.
I am about to start another play through of Pokemon Emerald
trying to figure out what the best lineup of pokemon would be. I just got through playing sapphire and I had:
Mudkip
Kadabra
Gyarados
Plusle
Delcatty
Skarmorv
Please rate. taking suggestions
>>29079829
>Mudkip
fine
>Kadabra
stronk, but need to trade. Get gardevoir if you can't trade.
>Gyarados
you have a water already
>Plusle
i'd rather have manetric, but w/e
>Delcatty
not a fan of normals
>Skarmory
fine
I form my team around
>semilegends (Salamence)
>fighting (Hariyama)
>psych (Gardevoir)
>starter
>other 1 that complement the starter
>ground/rock/bulky wall
sceptile
machamp
milotic
banette
flygon
manetric
literally the goat team
Also, this guy can take part in some kind of troll team.
Here's something I wrote for the Mommy Cinematic Universe
Prologue
>Annie Clark - Auntie Antje's friend, and guitar teacher mommy is paying to give you lessons for your growing musical skills-- prefers to teach you in her studio apartment alone. She loves to teach you by being hands on and putting her arms around you and her hands on yours
now the story 1/?
>After a hard day at school, you come crawling to Annie's studio apartment for your guitar lessons. As you enter her sizable yet modest apartment and make your way to her kitchen where she's preparing a salad with her head and curly hair down facing the counter, she perks up and immediately lose her faint smile as she sees how exhausted you are.
>"Ohh, are you okay, sweety? you look absolutely spent" she cooed as she crossed the kitchen island to get to you, wiping her hands on the flare of her almost sheer summer dress. Her warm and emphatic solemn expression changing to a tender affectionate smile as she makes her way to you. "oh, come here, sweety" she says reaching out to your head bringing it gingerly to her chest hugging you close.
>With the thin silk fabric of her dress cooling your skin, she takes your head with her hands to look at you in the face. With her delicate yet somewhat calloused fingers, she brings her thumb to the ridge of your brow brushing it, finally placing both of her hands to your cheeks. With her dainty hands encapsulating your face, she looks at you in the eyes with the stark hazel of hers relinquishing their ground for her broadening pupils.
>She hugs you close to her chest again, placing her right hand in the small of your back and her other hand to the back of your head. "I've got some cookies cooling by the window waiting for you." she whispers in your eat "Everything'll be fine, hun. I'm right here with you" she takes your head back again, kissing you in the forehead this time-- stroking your hair as the contact between her lips and your skin part.
r8
okayy
zxczxczxczxcvcb
really sudden escalation
but annie is a lesbian
Square head here, feels bad
Round. Chicks don't dig round.
>>29079817
Post your beautiful square head
Zika shaped head for me
How do I stop taking things so seriously and start "living life" as the normies say?
Parties
Drugs
Casual sex
>>29079827
Ah, so degenerate things.
I don't wanna do that.
Guess that is the nature of the autist.
Get into cycling, if you want to avoid normie activities like parties.
Dinner for one
>>29079718
wats that?
>>29079718
it's just an empy bowl you raving lunatic
and it's sideways
this is why you have no friends
>tfw I just had a tin of tuna and a tin of tomatoes
JUST end it all tbqh famalia
Let's go. Ignore inevitable white male shitposting.
They won't love me mad make me a wife
>bad thing happens
>better kill minorities
white history in a nutshell
>>29079731
That's because you're a man.
At least this heat wave is giving a lot of us a reason to not leave our house.
"At least it's a dry heat :^)"
Go get yourself a tan anon
>2015
>not being bronze
>>29079548
Feels okay man
oregannanano
>>29079548
why would you need a reason
>1 chance at life
>atleast not born in sweden
fuckin degenerets
>>29079479
Try actually visiting Sweden. It's a nice place. Don't believe in the memes
>>29079479
>1 chance at life
>born in Sweden
REEEEEEEEEEEEE, WHYYYYY
Any other swedebots on here?
>>29079631
yes. stockholm?
