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Anyone else ashamed of the country they've been born in?
I come from a 3rd world country, and I hate when someone asks me where I am from because I am scared of them discarding my opinions just because of where I am from. Like, in economy discussions etc, they use it as an argument against you, "what do you know, you're from a poor 3rd world country".
>>29076579
Just believe in yourself and it Will become better.
Agreed. Loving in Burgerland is shit. You're from America too?
POOOREGANOIN LOO
Is it me or almost everyone is using Facebook now ?
>>29076466
Did you just start high school?
I remember i made a facebook because some girl i liked wanted to add me on it, she never ended up adding me.
Only normalfags use normiebook.
Have never had facebook or any social network shit.
I graduated from HS just when that shit started to happen.
>there are people here who seriously think being 5'6-5'10 is a death sentence
>>29076460
That sounds pretty retarded.
>>29076460
They're just unwilling to admit that they're ugly that's all it is. I've seen plenty short guys with gfs
is 6'1 ok?
someone here said my height is considered manlet in 2016.
>Ugly men have kissed/been on dates/had sex
>Fat men have kissed/been on dates/had sex
>Unhygienic men have kissed/been on dates/had sex
>Autistic men have kissed/been on dates/had sex
>Disabled and deformed men have kissed/been on dates/had sex
>Constantly depressed men have kissed/been on dates/had sex
>Friendless men have kissed/been on dates/had sex
>NEETs have kissed/been on dates/had sex
If all of these types of men can do it, then why am I, an average looking guy with friends and a social life who makes an effort to be hygienic and dress well, STILL a kissless virgin?
>tfw you realize that sex makes the mind weak anyway
Do a checklist of hobbies.
Do a checklist of your personality.
Do you leave the house? do you act like a shy and insignificant worm? Do you look people in the eye when you talk? do you have confidence in any aspect of yourself that shows people you are worth something?
>>29076422
gosh it's almost like it's all a crapshoot and all these normies and chads giving "advice" are full of shit
> couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery edition
>>29076381
>gone back about 3 OP images
are you even trying
>>29076381
Well done mate I thought about making a thread but was a bit nervous.
How long should I cook my Tesco finest burgers for? I know it says on the pack to fry them for 25 minutes but is that per side or in total ? I normally leave everything in for an extra 10 15 minutes to be sure. So I would need to cook them for an hour and 10 minutes in the pan?
>Tfw your mum is on holiday so you have to cook
>>29076395
Won't lie, no. I'm not.
Anon, why don't you live life to the fullest?
>>29076357
Shut the fuck up piggy hahaha oink oink
>>29076357
Probably because something called laws exist preventing me from doing so.
>>29076357
because then I would probably end up like your dad, having raised 2 ugly whores in what appears to be a dilapidated shitshack of a property
This thread is for salaryfags only. NO WAGEKEKS.
How are you guys enjoying your sunday? Do you have to work at all, or just check your email?
What's the difference? I don't get it.
>>29076364
salaryfags don't have to put in hours. wagecucks get paid by the hour, but salaryfags just get paid every couple weeks.
Hard to enjoy anything when you have to go to work next day.
Go on
picture unrelated
>>29076292
Alright, Chad THUNDERCOCK. Here it goes.
>Have you ever rejected a woman? How often?
>Do you ever get frustrated with women?
>Do you ever plan on settling down one day?
>What do you do when you are low on morale?
>>29076336
>Yes , couple of times
>Yea , got rejected twice because of her having a bf during college , both are married now
>Yes , i have a good job and my own place , i will settle down when i find somoun ( 23 years old)
>Go out with my best friend , i have a fuckbuddy too so sometimes i just go to her place
Excuse my english i'm from the Netherlands
OP will leave for an hour
>robot through highschool
>weirdo, no friends, just played video games and never talked to anyone
>failed at every attempt at talking to girls
>became slightly normie in college
>made lots of friends
>had sex
>had a ton of fun
>graduate college
>everybody leaves
>left with nothing to show
>friends all moved on
>can't talk to girls anymore
>just sit at home and get drunk and watch movies
>feel myself becoming a robot again
what do i do guys
i dont wanna end up like you all again
>>29076228
Flew too close to the sun.
>>29076228
You aren't a virgin therefore you are a normalfag for life. Fuck off non-robot.
>>29076228
How did you change your ways and make friends?
>tfw I learned how to use gimpshop
I am a meme god now
>>29076220
what ever happened to our daily sociopath threads?
I hated them then but miss them now.
>>29076220
i command you to make more hijaks, roach
>>29076271
I am in control here roach. I control the flow of memes now.
![34E18AAE00000578-3623363-image-a-18_1464942920896[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wEnt0KG.jpg "34E18AAE00000578-3623363-image-a-18 1464942920896[1]")
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3623363/Woman-travelled-world-having-casual-sex-heal-heartbreak.html
>A heartbroken woman dealt with the grief of her boyfriend of six years dumping her and getting engaged to her friend by bed hopping around the world.
>Laura Jane Williams, 30, from Derby has detailed how she threw herself into promiscuity in her new book Becoming, released yesterday, as a means of asserting control over her life again.
>The writer travelled to destinations such as Paris, Detroit, Italy, Bali enjoying meaningless sexual encounters with men - and even one with a woman - along the way.
Discuss :)
Filling the need for affection after losing a loved one by sleeping with every willing partner you can find is pretty common, for men and women.
>>29076383
In other words, it's nothing special enough to write a book about.
>>29076185
>The writer travelled to destinations such as Paris, Detroit, Italy, Bali enjoying meaningless sexual encounters with men
>Paris, Detroit, Italy, Bali
>Detroit
>mfw robots robots try to find a pure virgin gf and dont find one while I deflowered six girls
>>29076129
Oh wow you sure are proud of yourself. Have any other skills besides being a walking dildo or have you dedicated your pathetic existence towards something as meaningless as fucking women?
I'm going to say the latter (or you're a troll since real pussy slayers don't post Asian women on a Korean spitting forum)
>>29076160
>meaningless as fucking women
>on a board that talks 80% about women and sexuality
>>29076129
>caring about whores
Nah nigga. I only want a virgin QT who will wait for marriage.
>I'm really introverted and shy, and I dont go outside
>Youre so cute anon, let me be your GF, I've always wanted a cute clingy BF
>lets be NEET shut-ins together and play video games, and watch anime, and movies and voice chat all the time
>Has like 30 contacts who are all dudes
>Says they're all just friends when I know for a fact that one of them wants her
>Constantly ditching me to go talk and play games with them, specifically the guy who wants her
>Gets annoyed with me because I'm not okay with her being in a skype call with tons of dudes who want to fuck her
>Starts distancing herself and spending more time with her other guy-friends
>Instead of fapping with me over skype like we did every night for weeks she suddenly decides to "do it alone" after spending all day talking to the guy who wants her instead of me
>Tell her to fuck off and block her
>She doesnt even try to text me and doesnt care at all
Fembots in a nutshell. This is a true story by the way. That was my first GF ever and she broke my mind. I am now a cuck and fap to the thought of the guy she ditched me for fucking her and pleasing her better. I channel the hurt that she caused me directly into my dick.
Erik? Is-is that you?
>ever trusting a "fembot"
>>29076125
Holy shit, you're a massive faggot. You created the problem yourself, first by being with an obvious attention seeking whore and secondly by not being interesting or attractive enough to keep her entertained. You're a fucking loser and of course she wouldn't text you if you if you told her to fuck off, you weren't interesting/attractive to keep her, so why would she fight for you? Fucking dumb ass robots have no social awareness at all lol
What's in the box, /r9k/?
Mai dick
My peanis weanus, haha.
It's always my peanus weanus boi.
He'll love my peanus weanushaha. Peanus weanus.
>>29076083
Chasity
is 24 too late to turn your life around?
im completely lost.
i cant stop drinking
i dont know what to do
i wish i was dead
Bump because I'm in the same situation. I went 17 days without drinking back in March. Didn't think that I could. But I've been back on the wagon for a while now.
>>29075945
You can fix it.
>First quit drinking
>Get into AA
>Get some sort of online support group
>After that apply to every job you can.
Once you get a job and quit drinking most other stuff will fall into place.
>>29075979
its just really hard to be hopeful.
i used to have dreams and aspirations
i used to like me
now i feel so useless and retarded
i cant do anything artistic
i see people on snl and i see musicians and i think why not me
why didnt i do it
why dont people like me
why am i useless
why cant i stop drinking
