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Have you ever smelled a cute chick's toes?
>>29078825
Yea it was awkward as fuck. We were about to fuck and when I pulling her pants off I grabbed her leg and licked her foot and she laughed
>>29079163
how stinky were they?
Yes. It was so disappointing because she showered a few hours before and her feet smelled like nothing. I had to press my nose to her sole and take a huge whiff but it had very neutral smell of her body. No fucking stench at all
>Hey anon maybe if you just lifted during these past years you wouldn't be such a bitter virgin haha
>You should've lifted bro haha
>>29078786
I'm short and a coward, lifting wont fix this mess.
I think a slow, tranquil life of reading books and playing vidya is preferable to the stress of dating in my position.
>>29078786
Those are moderately attractive and they look like clowns anyway.
You people are seriously divorced from other human beings if you think that's the pinnacle of attractiveness.
>>29078861
>You people are seriously divorced from other human beings if you think that's the pinnacle of attractiveness.
What is it then smartass
>hear voices outside my window
>look out
>they saw me
>>29078782
Who did?
original comment
>open the window
>accidentally made eye contact with a neighbour
>>29078814
The people outside my window
Hey r9k, i'm completly new to pc gaming and i've been considering building my own pc in the future. Do you have any sources where i can learn to build my own pc? Also, any advise about pc gaming in general would be helpful.
>>29078772
>>>/g/
post a thread there or consult its archive and wiki. or use google
I would highly recommend investing into a Casio wrist watch... That way in 6 months the technology will still be obsolete, just like if you build a PC today, you'll still look like a dick, but you'll have enough money to afford a bullet and put an end to all of this once you realize what you have become
>>29078772
go to /v/ or /g/ if you want actual advice
I can help you though if you want. But some general advice: How much do you have to spend? What games do you want to play? etc then go based off that.
If you wana play witcher/gta/games released in 2015/2016 might wana spend extra on graphics cards and cpu. If you want good video quality/spend time editing videos/photoshop etc spend extra on a quality cpu
Have any robots ever had success on Tinder. What's your experience like.
Normal fags who browse /r9k/ how well do you do on it.
Please post a pic of yourself if possible so I can have a better understanding of the success/failure.
>>29078729
I don't know if I'd call it a success, but I matched with 1 single woman in all my time swiping right on everyone. I wrote her and we actually went out. We drank beer in a cemetery. I asked to hold her hand and she avoided answering. At the end of the night we hugged and she said she wasn't into it.
>>29079004
How would you rate yourself in terms of looks.
>>29079239
I'd say 5/10, but so was she.
WHY THE FUCK HAS IT BEEN RAINING SO MUCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29078700
What do you live on Long Island or something? Been raining like a mother over here
>not liking the soothing sound of rain
What are you a normie that wants to go outside?
>27 degrees in my room
Im gonna die
Is it a meme or does it actually works with grills?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKE_B4jMF5Q
>>29078691
>step 1 be attractive
>step 2 dont be unattractive
yes, confidence is a meme.
Yes, just act like if you were a confident person and learn from it.
Is there any proof that girls actually exist? What if everyone you thought was a girl is actually a really good trap?
> mind = blown
I have seen vagina in person.
>>29078661
Do not believe his lies anons
What if I posted timestamped vagoo?
why do "real" women NEED make up if they have vaginas
her vagina isn't enough to get you hard?
>her vagina isn't enough to get you hard?
have you ever seen the average girl's vagina? of course it isn't enough. It's barely enough to get hard when she's sucking your dick.
>>29078537
Yeah,They wear makeup so Chad is more convinced to let them in his pants.
>>29078537
Because we are attracted to youth and health which make up exaggerates.
I just took 180mg of codeine. How long til I feel something? Is this dose enough to get me high?
Ok.
Idk.
Idk.
do u have a Tolerance?
>>29079028
no, first use
Would she make a good gf for a robot?
>>29078392
She's a horny little vixen
The best. Pot the webm where she refuses to touch the nigger
why is she so sweety bros?
holy fuck have you seen the new xev bellringer video. she said tendies and good by points in it. SHE MUST READ THIS BOARD?
mommy fetish general I guess?
Do you only spend time on this board or something? Those memes went mainstream months ago
And considering she makes money in this manner one would have to assume she would have an interest in advertising here! But obviously a banner would cost her money.
If only there was a free way to advertise herself here..
>>29078402
ah oh well
>>29078407
im not a shill......... I saw a webm of it and came here
Hey guys, we all know /r9k/ is chock full of loonies. Post your illness, your treatments, stories, symptoms, whatever you want. Just vent and talk
>>29078335
>born with cleft palate
>talk a little fucked up
>completely normal otherwise
I used it to my advantage, kinda like how niggers and minorities play the race card all the time.
When I was in school I used it to avoid giving speeches, used it to get people who didn't know me to leave me alone cause I'd pretend to be retarded, now that I'm older I tell doctors it causes a lot of pain (actually does cause one of my surgeries my doctor did an 'experimental' procedure which fucked up a lot of things) and get painkiller for it.
OCDfags, I need help. Is this enough for a diagnosis?
>Constant intrusive thoughts that cause me a great deal of stress (fuck your dog, kill yourself, beat grandma to death, check out your mom's ass, destroy your vulnerable friends, open the car door while driving and jump out etc)
>These happen almost constantly and have been happening since I was young
>Intrusive and persistent thoughts keep me up at night and make it hard to concentrate. They frighten me and feel dangerous
>Emotionally believe that if I think about my friends or family dying, I will kill them. I try not to think these thoughts, but I can't ever get them away because they barge in
>If I think about developing Schizophrenia i will cause myself to develop it
>A long history of being tortured by intrusive thoughts, doing things like fervent praying to prevent them from happening
>Loops of music playing in my head constantly
>Pick at my scalp to the point of blood, it hurts to comb my hair
>Constantly twitching/fighting impulses (sometimes I start blurting loudly I want to kill myself)
>If I have a bad memory associated with a place, I feel like I need to repeat my steps at that place to "reclaim it" or avoid all together (there are certain shops I feel I can no longer shop at)
I've been seeing a therapist for a year now, and he's sometimes described my anxiety as OCD behavior. I don't feel like I have the ritual aspect that is required. I'm mostly just tortured by Intrusive thoughts and anxiety, which I try to mitigate with obsessive skin picking and movement.
I'm on Lexapro and have an appointment with a psychiatrist.
Am I just weird/really anxious? Or does this sound like OCD?
ADHD checking in
For a few minutes
are my wagefriends looking forward to work tomorrow?
>>29078330
Thisis what they most likely are.
Quit my job midweek so not this time.
>>29079305
welcome aboard, brother
enjoy your stay, as i'm sure you will
Holy shit I was just checking out this board and for now I'm not going to touch on how deluded you all are, but the main thing that amazes me is the you think you will generally find a VIRGIN that will marry you. Haha holy shit. The only virgin women I know of are fat or extremely ugly.
What is this deluded aspiration? Is it jealousy at 'normies' for living normal lives or is the hating roasties meme? Genuinely curious.
>generally
genuinely*
your welcome
>>29078238
I'm a virgin so she should be a virgin. It's simple logic
>>29078238
>how deluded you all are
Just wait.
