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Marky thread!
Get in here, thirsty orbiters!
We're all are just marionettes in her hand
this board is cancer
marky mark is better
I hate taking showers. Don't get me wrong, I understand the importance of hygiene and I try to stay on top of it but I absolutely hate the process. I hate having to get undressed, stand in the shower, soap up, wash hair, shave etc then get dry again, get dressed, deal with hair, teeth, ears, nails, etc.
I don't even use soap
100% water here
I feel clean and look clean, soap is a meme
>>29073428
this
Don't fall for the soap meme
>>29073416
So you are basically autistic.
it's ok anon we still love you.
Do girls actually like getting their butts tongued, or is that just the newest porn/rap meme?
>>29073407
I really don't give a fuck if she likes it, I only care if she'll let me do it.
I want to lick as many assholes as possible.
my gf didn't like it, I got her to tongue my ass too and she didn't like that either
>>29073407
yes they like it, but it's a sign of betaness.
Anyone else's parents do stupid retarded shit they despise? I'm not talking about casual normal banter but like:
>leave bottle of water in the bathroom and go out
>come back and my parents start going "oh look it's WATER boy"
>parents smirk and are laughing, saying at dinner "does water boy want any more water with that meal?? hehe"
>dad starts chanting "water boy, oi oi oi!"
Literally so fucking pissed off with my dickhead family, I wish they would all fucking die, such fucking assholes.
Lmao are you fucking mad water boy?
Hahaha guys get a load of water boy over here
What a fucking FAGGOT LMMAAAOOOP
>>29073228
My old man makes a lot of old movie references that nobody gets & many corny jokes that nobody finds funny. My mom's pretty cool though. At least she gets younger people to a degree. She's really good w/ kids. She & I both can't stand the sight of my old man.
Now, you sound like a very irritable son-of-a-bitch who needs to "take a pill chill" as Rajj Patel says.
>Water boy, oi oi oi!
made me chuckle. You're so bitter.
>>29073228
You sound salty, Waterboy.
You need to chill out.
Maybe you could take a bath or something.with water, of course
Which tier are you lads, it's time to decide your fate
>>29073127
>you exist in another plane of existence in order to contain your fat
Hey, just wanted to say nice job putting black text on a black background.
>>29073313
This.
Original comment that has not been said in the history of half-chan
>90s
Everything was so happy, optimistic, Internet was going to change everything. Economic prosperity and jobs for all
>now
Everything sucks, there are few high paying jobs. Everyone is pessimistic
What went so wrong?
>>29073093
9/11 and recession
capitalism invading everything
or something like that
late capitalism is what
>>29073093
You were a kid in the 90's, you didn't pay attention to the wider world and all the shit that came with it.
It wasn't any better then, you're just more aware now because of your age.
>sit down on train
>couple sits down on the seats behind mine
>the starts kissing
>I hear their lips making funny noises like when you lick ice cream for the next 15 minutes
>they don't even talk, just kiss loudly for 15 minutes straight
>walk down streets
>couples everywhere
>you're one of the only single guys and probably the only virgin there
>tfw she says she wants to be your gf but never wants to be around you
Why do women play games
>>29073076
Did you turn around to look? Maybe they weren't kissing, maybe they were watching kiss porn on one of their phones. Don't judge people if you don't care enough to investigate.
>"omg anon stop thinking you're special because you're sad. every one's a miserable piece of shit and has a horrible life but we keep doing things because of our spirit or something"
>okay
>go outside
>literally everyone you see is happy and loving life
>even homeless drug addicts are laughing and making friends with other homeless drug addicts
>>29073074
suck it up you mopey faggot cock sucker pozzy cunt
>>29073074
yep. this is why i dont bother telling anyone im sad or about my shitty shit life anymore. Because some normie will always end up saying that normies with fruitful lives have hard lives too. Rich celebs totally had to rough it through hard times and work hard to get where they are and totally werent just born into families with hollywood ties. 6'3" Chad had to work hard to get all those girls being confident isnt easy when you get tons of pussy, he had hard times but he stuck with it and kept going to the gym despite only being able to bang 3 girls a week.
I just pretend to be fine. No one will understand my pain so its pointless to explain it to anyone.
>>29073142
anon, have u tried jus b urself?
It's the latest in get happy technology
>tfw thinking about 90s and 2000s nostalgia
Makes me feel so..happy.
>>29072996
FACT: Everything was better in the 90s
>No wars or terrorism (except in countries no-one cares about like the Balkans or Africa or some shit)
>Music was better (grunge, gangsta rap, even the pop music was better with Alanis Morissette, Jewel, No Doubt etc)
>TV was better (Simpsons, X-Files, Seinfeld, etc.)
>The economy was in good shape
>No SJWs
>People still had a healthy skepticism about the government/mass surveillance (gone after 9/11 when everyone became patriotard cucks)
If you were born after '97, you'll never know how great life could be,
>>29073128
tv was absolute shit in the 90s, all it had going for it were a couple children's tv shows like pete and pete, and the x files. that's pretty much it. seinfeld is garbage.
>>29073187
>One of the most beloved TV shows of all time
>"It's garbage bro"
Ur mental m8
Just buy modafinil anons.
It has literally turned my life around. I just ordered another 4 month supply.
I get up early motivated, energetic and stay that way ALL day.
I give it a 9/10. It loses 1 point for 2 reasons.
1. If you take it late in the day you will NOT be able to sleep. This is regardless if you body is about to turn off. Your brain will stay on unable to sleep.
2. After taking it for 3 months you will require about a month off because effects start to decrease.
>2. After taking it for 3 months you will require about a month off because effects start to decrease.
That point is invalid because you will develop a tolerance to all drugs with enough use
>>29073210
Then it's a 9.5
I am serious robots. If you want to be a whole new you this is the way.
You will feel a drive to do things and complete tasks. I never felt this before taking modafinil.
For example, I used to do the bare minimum for my uni work. Most of the time failing.
Now, I feel driven to ace every assignment. Getting every small detail perfect without anything distracting me.
I am now the top of 2 of my classes and the other 2 I am still doing very very well.
>Schedule 4 prescription drug
I don't want to order from the deepnet desu.
How much did it cost for a supposed 4 month supply?
I'm getting bored of anime, and after watching the shit that is School Days, I have decided to stop watching anime altogether. But have never bothered watching TV series or sitcoms.
What should I start with? Anything good?
Seinfeld
Peep Show
>>29072930
Are you looking for anything more specific?
Just go on the top 250 TV shows on imdb and find one that you like the look of
Is transitioning just a meme spread on the internet or does it make you really happy?
Is it another chance in life for us robots?
>>29072918
it's a bit of both
sort of like mgtow
one side is men really not putting up with women shit anymore
the other side a bunch of fedora mouth breathers who hate women but cant stop white knighting them on reddit
>>29072918
>does it make you really happy?
If you are trans
>>29072918
>Is it another chance in life for us robots?
You remain the same person, just another gender if you are lucky with your transition.
Remember that trannies have the highest rate of suicide after transitioning.
Who here fell for the "Confidence is a meme" meme. I'm 22, 6'2", average looking, with a lot of friends, but still a KHHV.
>pic related describes everything perfectly
feelsbadman
>>29072854
Each shit fucker. You wasted the enormous advantage height gives you. Fucking despise tallfags who complain about being lonely. Cant even put in the bare minimum amount of effort required to pull a chick as a tall guy.
Get the fuck off of r9k you failed normie piece of shit.
>>29072888
But i don't know how to approach a girl, it's not about effort.Also, failed normies are welcome to r9k as long as they are KV's.
>>29072854
>I'm 22, 6'2", average looking, with a lot of friends
You have no one but yourself to blame. Try being a manlet Asian.
ITT: Images/gifs you have no idea why you saved but wont delete
Keeping with the Sesame street theme we've got going.
I actually shopped this pic
>>29072830
mhmhmhmhmhhmmmm
>that kid who wore a triforce hoodie
>>29072779
What is the point of bully's throwing paper balls at some kid?
>>29072797
It's just something bullies do to let you know your life will always suck.
It can't always just be beatings and namecalling. They also have to do minor things like throwing things at me to let you know your place in life.
>>29072779
Too bad that's the normie thing to do now.
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