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>be non-white, fat, hairy, ugly and short with some rare skin disease
Why even live?
Same except for fat. I'm sort of hairy, but not hairy enough for it to be apparent from afar. I have a skin condition that makes my skin hurt when ever I cringe/feel stressed. As much as I want to end it all, I'm too scared to actually go through with it. So I'm pretty much stuck in limbo until some sort of external force compels me to do something.
What kind of skin condition, OP?
>be white, slim/buff, 8/10 but have skin disease that makes me extremely "ashy" and shed my skin every few hours
welp, at least I am close
>The man who is isolated, who is unable to share in the benefits of political association, or has no need to share because he is already self-sufficient, is no part of the polis, and must therefore be either a beast or a god.
what did he mean by this?
>inb4 butthurt normalfags
Outsiders are either pathetic or literally Superman. If they were "normal" and "average" they would be insiders.
Is this from the Nico. Ethics?
Any way, basically Aristotle thought humans were inherently social beings, and that the bulk of our existence is defined within the "political" (what we call today social) lives we live. Men without political life, aka without collegues and friends, must not be men, and thus are either Gods (which is impossible) or beasts.
"Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28
Reminder to you brothers that Jesus loves you so much that he died for your sins. Are you feeling sad? Depressed? Lost? Jesus is the way. Pray and seek him him with all your heart and you will find him. He will come into your life and make you a new person.
It's not too late.
I saw this thread right when i played with my jesus chain.
Thank you Jebus
I'm not going to ask forgiveness from the dickhead who condemned me to sin in the first place.
Amen my brother originalis
>tfw finally have enough money to live the rest of my life in a cabin deep in the woods
Surely this is the best feel ever. Looking for land atm. Goal is 10-20 acres with a well, stream and a small cabin or room to build one. Ofc internet is required. Cant wait for the winter when im sitting browsing memes and burning wood in my fire stove.
Anybody else dreaming about this? btw ill do it in Scandinavian if anybody is doing the same thing. I could use some tips about gardening etc
>>29070104
Read Walden, anon
>>29070104
But you're on r9k. Most of the people on this board aren't independent to live on their own, let alone independent enough to live outside of society. Robots just aren't self sufficient people.
Russian fireplaces are the most efficient way to burn wood
cordwood masonry is a cheap diy buildng technique and will last forever.
How would you fare socially in school if your current mind was sent back in to your 14 year old self? Would you still be the beta and get dominated by the little Chads?
>>29070057
Absolutely.
Next question.
I'd have to find a way of dealing my dad's beatings but I'd would literally pop all the cherries.
Yup. I don't think I've changed much since high school.
>get pulled over by the cops four times in two hours
>running a red
>speeding 20 over
>illegal u-turn
>speeding 25 over
>smooth talk my way out of every encounter
>not a single ticket
>not a single warning
>feel like a master manipulator
>remember i still can't smooth talk my way into a girl's pants
>remember i still can't smooth talk my way into a relationship
>remember i haven't talked to a girl in five years
>mfw
nice quads machiavelli
>>29069999
you need to fill up your charisma bar before talking to girlss
also checked the quads.
congrats on quads
Q U A D S
nice get
Hahahhaa im on your computer screen faggot and there's nothing you can do about it
Cuck
Shoo frog-san, shoo!
>>29069936
I mean, I could just filter the word "faggot." Bye.
Hahahhaa bye
do I have nice feet robots? I think foot fetishes are hot and I don't want to disappoint any prospective partners.
>>29069931
That isn't you, though.
>>29069931
feet are gross. post arm pits instead.
>>29069931
>image.jpg
>OC
Pick one
You are aware that rampant promiscuity has given over 90% of vaginas out there a cocktail of bioweapons, including not only drug resistant "Super Bug" gonorrhea or Chlamydia but also oral and penile cancers.
Yes, Sluts are protected by HPV vaccines but that vaccine mainly protects against a few cervical cancers and hardly stops any of the thousands of other cancer causing HPV subtypes
What are red-blooded heterosexual men to do in dire times like this, when pussy will either kill you, make you a betacucks or both? We turn our gaze to qt feet.
Quick Facts About Feets:
>They are STD & pregnancy free
>Girls are more loyal about who they give their feet to than their pussies (feet don't cheat)
>Many girls that are out of your league can still be your foot gf
Are you ready to become footsexual?
i hate this fucking website so much
Those are some nasty looking feet.
Will post some sexfeet
>be 6/4/2016
>Getting chilimac from the Wawa
>GF got tendies
>wild robot appears
>white sneaks
>gay hair cut
>basket ball shorts
Well thats not so bad right?
>Open carrying an ammo box
>filling it with free shit from all over the store
Why do these people exist?
come again? what are you trying to say?
Yeah I didn't really understand this post
>>29069803
>robot
>wearing basketball shorts
I think you're confused family
>be me
>chat on an app
>not trying to hook up just chatting cuz bored
>things going well
>not flirting just having a fun conversation
>no intentions of hooking up
>asks if im white
>tell her asian
>...
>conversation dies
why are asian men cursed
>>29069768
>that pic
And they say american society is multicultural and diverse. Fuck america, they brought all that shit upon us and you. Guess where all the movies and the perceptions of nerdy asian males comes from
>>29069848
>r/asianmasculinity
original
>>29069768
>>29069848
seriously fuck america
white girls would rather go after proles because they've been brainwashed by hollywood
how fucking retarded do you have to be to get addicted to smoking in 2016, do you have no self control
tfw I got addicted to smoking around 2005ish. I started smoking to (unsuccessfully) try and talk to girls. I thought they would ask me for a light or try to bum a smoke and a conversation would happen but it never really worked that way. An ex gf of mine told me that she read that people who smoke want to kill themselves but are too afraid to do it, so they do it really slowly by smoking
I honestly have no idea how people get """""addicted""""" to smoking.
I've been a social smoker only for about 3 years now. Weak self-control, I think.
>>29070023
because those people rely on smoking to relieve stress or get rid of anxiety to the point where not doing it can cause withdrawals.
of course if you smoke on the weekends just to socialize without depending on it it wont affect you as much.
"Oh hey tubby- I mean anon! thank god you're here quick pull me up bro! I'm losing grip!"
What do?
sure, why the hell not
i mean, i already climbed all the way up there, why wouldn't i help him? he would owe me one too
>>29069730
>tubby
I'm weigh as much and look like a spooky skeleton. I couldn't pull him up if I tried.
>>29069730
>save him
>"you're not so bad anon"
>he introduces you to his normie friends
>become member of his crew
>he slowly becomes your closest friend, practically brothers
>become normie
>fuck bitches and party with your friend
>he constantly tells the story of how you saved his life at parties, gets bitches wet
>he has a 10/10 pure virgin sister who immediately wants your dick
>he approves
>his milf mom loves you for saving her only son, constantly very touchy and flirty when you visit
>his dad treats you like his own son
who else /itachi lines/?
>>29069727
>tear troughs are fucking deep but not long
>"anon, did you ever get stabbed in the face?"
>tfw
>draw sasuke
>add 2 lines
>new character
I never understood those lines. Are the scars? Under-eye bags? Birthmarks? Shadows?
Who knows
How do you guys deal with remembering cringey shit you've done in the past?
think about cringey shit my friends have done in the past
realise i cant think of anything
realise that no one else remembers the cringey shit i've done
feel good again
>think about shit i have done in the past
>no one i know knows about it
>feel better because only i know and i have learned from my mistake so that won't happen again
unless you are with people who surely remembers and uses that to be shitheads, then sorry m8
past is past anon, if you are not going to learn from what you did then don't fucking think about it
>>29069669
You can't think of anything because you don't have any friends
