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>use the bathroom
>don't wash hands
>ask for water
>get soda
That's freaking disgusting. Seeing older men doing it is ridiculous. I don't care if you just pissed, your junk still has bacteria on it.
Wash your hands you germ spreading git.
>>29067420
I thought I was the only one, kek
>racist
>misogynist
>support trump's hateful campaign
>talk horrible shit about minorities, gays and women online
>praise mass shooters like elliot rodger and breivik
>constant stream of threads celebrating the death and misfortune of 'normies' by posting videos and laughing about it
>have fucked up, serious fetishes like rape and pedophilia and openly discuss them as if they were acceptable
>antisocial behavior
>don't actually like anything at all, only joy in life is to put insult things that other people like
>no sense of morality or responsibility
And you people want a girlfriend? You're all horrible disgusting scumbags and you deserve your loneliness and fucked up life situations.
but anon I don't have any of those qualities except the fucked up fetishes which I keep a secret.
>>29067350
Just-World Fallacy: The Post
>all /r9k/ posters are the same
who's the real bigot here?
>leave board after the hordes of shit-posters came in time and time again over the last 2 years
>few months later check back on you guys
>entire board is barren wasteland, threads barely being bumped
looks like chink moot finally killed this board for good
>>29067349
The fuckers from reddit and shitposters crawled back to the holes they came from when the robot was reinstated. Still shittier than it was before the robot was removed, but things have gotten better. That period of nothing but constant spamming of LE RARE PEPE MARKET, REEEEEE XDDD, TENDIES MUMMY, etc pushed me the closest I've been in years to leaving this shitty website
please don't post my sister man
i miss when this was a militant guerilla antifeminist board back in 1997
the switch to http has completely fucked this place imo
While all you mainstream gamers are bitching that women are taking over your medium Im here wishing that at least a single female is interested in military sims and rts games. That way there would be at least a single girl with which I could have a something in common.
she still wouldn't fuck you
>>29067325
At least I would be able to talk to someone of the opposite sex who has the same interests for once....
>Iran is meant to be an example of a tough country
kek. They're the only ones cucked enough to have trouble in a conventional war against Iraq.
Comfy Rabb.it thread
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
Get in here faggots
>>29067282
I wouldn't mind chillin with some robots. What is rabbit thouhg?
>>29067282
/oldfag/ reporting in
chatroom has slowed down
>>29067282
A TYRANT RUNS THIS ROOM, BEWARE OF THE TYRANT INHABITING THIS INSTITUTION OF MEMEING!
Who /PS4/ heya? Post PSN ID and games you have. I'll start.
PSN:Willerkiller3
Games:
>The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
>Bloodborne
>GTA V (Came with the console)
Looking to buy Dark Souls 3 and Final Fantasy XV when it releases.
Dark Souls 3 has been out for almost 2 months now senpai
>>29067269
Saving up for it. FF XV hasn't been released yet though.
>>29067303
Ah, misread, I understand that struggle though. ;~;7
>in car ride with friend about to go see some other friends
>as were putting on seat belts i sneeze and say sorry right after
friend "why did you say sorry anon? all you did was sneeze"
me"sorry,it for some reason a instinct to say sorry if i do something slightly offensive"
friend"HOW IS SNEEZING OFFENSIVE AND YOU JUST SAID SORRY AGAIN"
me"its just the way i was raised"
friend"and look how you turned out,i have never seen you without a bruise and you always flinch when i or anybody else try's to hug you or even shake your hand"
>we continue the 20 minute ride but because of traffic its two hours and im trying not to cry the whole time,and cant talk infear of my voice breaking and showing that im crying
i have been out of a very abusive home for under half a year.
i'm still trying to adjust myself to be around people who wont hit me in the beck with a hot frying pan or punch me in the eye for the smallest thing,i even fucking want to cry when people raising their voice at me because it was always led to me getting hurt
shit anon that sounds really tough
I want to give you a hug. But I know this would make you feel bad. So let me say, I feel your pain OP.
Shut the fuck up you ungrateful little cumstain.
Parents should have aborted you, you stupid fucking cunt.
Anyone else have problems with their dick?
Whether you can't get hard because of medicine, cum too fast, can't cum at all, have an ugly/deformed or diseased dick or anything else, please post here and share your feels - you aren't alone.
I take over 20 capsules/pills a day and I have problems both getting hard and cumming. Anyone else want to share some feels?
What happened to your dick, man?
Torn tunica from dry fapping with a tight circumcision here. Posted about it before. Yes, I'm that anon.
>>29067103
didn't you just make this thread earlier today?
>>29067103
Why are you medded up?
I cum too fast. I'm very sensitive.
What's your excuse for not making it out of the friend zone?
>>29067092
i don't live near any of the girls i've wanted to rape any more
>>29067092
Do you want a hint, damage her ego aka make her think she did something wrong then come back to her. The fear of losing you is the only weapon you have. Abandonment is how we keep them around.
>>29067146
>damage her ego aka make her think she did something wrong then come back to her.
I've tried this. Any guy that's in the friend-zone realize, this bullshit does not work at all. Unless your using the time to stop being a desperate spaz and hit on girls hotter than your crush, she will not fall for you. Move on
> join r9k Skype group
> Cringey but try to make convo
> some rando joins with the name Chad
> they all just say shit like " Chad what's it like to get girls" n shit like that
> try to move on convo, but they just keep talking about "chad"
> leave skype group
This board is truly fucking pathetic now. Used to actually be able to share and express.
this is why you don't join meme groups. this is why you don't do that.
>>29067139
anyone wanna start a safe space for real robots?
>>29067139
Fuck majority of the /r9k/ board.
>it's a nobody talks to me at work because I don't fit in episode
>it's an anon faps to furries again and then instantly regrets it episode
>>29067039
>it's a nobody talks to me at work because I don't fit in episode
literally me
>it's a anon faps to porn and feels pretty good afterwards episode
can anyone teach me to smoke?
You use a cigar cutter (or your teeth) to cut the tip of the cap off the cigar. Don't cut off too much or else the whole thing will unravel.
Then you light it, puff on it to get the "cherry" going, and then smoke it.
Don't inhale the smoke. Just draw it into your mouth and blow it out.
>>29067005
I'll show you how to do lots of things with that cigar
>>29067061
it comes wrapped in a wierd papper that smells like cinamon. Am i supposed to use it to light it?
what can i use as an ashtray and how often should i de ash?
also its kind of important for me to inhale some smoke
Quit my job today.
Is it possible for a single FUCKING WHITE MALE to get neetbux? I'm certain this is a meme and that robots are really either employed or supported by family who is.
>>29066980
Bump. I spend nothing on hobbies, friends, family etc. I can live on under $600/month.
Neetbux are real so you can get them as a white male yes.
I'm not a neet so idk how tho
>>29066980
Hope you're ready to jump through a lot of hoops to prove that you deserve it, and then fight to maintain it. It's nothing like r9k suggests.
-Get some pure geranium essential oil and up a few drops on your hands and arms, rub your hands, cup them and smell it
-breathe deeply through your nose, just suck as much air as you can and repeat 20 or so times, then do one final deep deep breath and exhale very slowly. Try breathing into upper chest and also down deep in your abdomen. Can also look up other pranayam exercises to cure depression
- Find some fast paced upbeat music on youtube, like dance, trance, or anything really, and play it on 2X speed. Scientifically proven to make you happy.
So there you go. Stop being a depressioncuck. If you want long term everyday happiness though you have to eat well, have good self esteem, and stop wanting sex or Gf
kill urself pls.
origininalalalaalal
>>29068027
stop being a depressioncuck
>>29066973
>scientifically proven
I'd appreciate if you could cite some sources.
>Look up Stacey who was mean to me in middle school
>arrested for intent to distribute
So I guess she became a drug dealer or possibly a mule
>>29066924
Serves Stacy right that fucking slut
>look up Stacey from high school
>find her embarrassing mugshot
One of those rare greater feels.
>>29066924
A lot of people you knew in school will end up fucked in life. After a while it begins to be less comforting and more disturbing.
How easy would it be to get arrested for intent to distribute? Everyone I know who smokes weed has carried enough to fit into the "intent to distribute" category because it's not that much. You just get unlucky and happen to get caught at the wrong moment and then your life is fucked forever.
Or maybe you do some stupid shit on the internet and someone gets pissed off and comes after you (it does happen).
You're not special, it can happen to you.
