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so uh, why are there black people on here?
>he's a white man and he watches girlfriends
Explain
>>29065333
>implying she isn't a black girl who is shaming black men into dating them
We're here to culturally enrich this board
Girls with roast beef pussies are worthless
>>29065295
thank you for the reminder
>yet another reason why i will forever be a virgin
>>29065295
OK, but aside from your opening statement... Are you somehow also defending the hamburger buns pussy?
The only worthwhile pussy is boipucci.
>tfw gfrobots will never know this feel
thats ur gf
>>29065320
wrong faggot
i only date 10/10 staciespic is my beautiful gf i gave her annilingus last night
>>29065343
reminds me of aids
Dot mind me. Am just goeng to page 10.
please sned the food help helper plse
Okay
Sbshd
>>29065342
HANDS OFF FROM MY PRECIOUS MEGUMIN
>Normies are partying across the street
>It is 11:52 PM
How do I proceed? The police don't even respond to the noise complaints I file anymore.
Enough is enough. End it there and now.
>>29065254
I was thinking of taking a shit in their yard when they stop partying. That would be more for revenge though and it won't stop them from partying in the future.
why not become a normie
>6/4/2016
>still no steam friend
Anyone want to be friends?
Only if you're cute and submissive.
And unless account is at least 5 years old I'm not impressed by >still no steam friend
>tfw no cute boy to flirt with at 2AM
How to know if you're ugly:
>people are rude or really nice to you for no reason
>you have no close friends
>people never reach out to talk to you, you have to start conversations
>virgin
Am I missing anything?
>>29065176
That faggot with the chest tattoo isn't ugly though. Also please tell me that top left is a FtM tranny.
>>29065176
>top left
Always gets me
>>29065176
>How to know if you're ugly:
If nobody has ever told you that you're cute/hot/sexy then you're ugly.
>omg i love nerdy guys
this is what women mean when they say that right? just a chad with glasses
>>29065156
yeah.
also he is elon musk.
>My interests include nerdy stuff like The Walking Dead, The Hunger Games, MCU, Game of Thrones (GO KHALEESI!!!! YAS QUEEN!), Star Wars, The Star Trek Movies, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, The 100, and gaming such as Skyrim, Minecraft, League of Legends and Call of Duty.
That's what they mean.
>>29065325
>half of those didn't have negative connotations 10 years ago
Comfy horror anthology shows streaming
https://io.synchtu.be:8443/r/SpookyComfy
More viewers
Now this is scary
but this is truly horrifying
This is a trans kid I knew back in high school. Do you think he passes?
>This is a trans kid I knew back in high school.
Id est, you?
>>29065097
Passes as a strong-jawed girl wearing clown makeup, yes. I would not think they were a man but she looks goofy.
Not gay but if duck her in the ads cuz of the hair and unmistakable feminine features
Got anymore?
Joe Rogan is the ultimate proof that you can be a balding manlet and still be alpha.
>hairline surgery, still bald
>snakeoil salesman
>friends with wifebeater
>closeted homo
>alpha
>>29064966
Rogan is not alpha, he's gamma. he's a comedian and a podcaster. he has no family. he has been in showbusiness for decades and is still at best a D-lister. Despite being driven, energetic, cmmitted, talented, and generally a respectable, attractive, and interesting guy, he didn't make it to the top.
Alphas make it to the top without trying and are awash in social acceptance without ever knowhing a moment of loneliness. never forget that.
>>29065016
>calls out carlos mencia at laugh factory.
>doesn't call out any schumer .
>That feel when attracted to fat girls
Why, why am I attracted to this?
>>29064932
>Why, why am I attracted to this?
Because you're an insecure loser
>>29064932
you have High levels of dat T senpai
>>29064945
I have a job and a degree, am doing pretty well for myself.
But I have this weird attraction to women with above average levels fat and muscle.
How can a black girl get a white guy to like her?pic related is my crush, is he too attractive to even bother with?
Ask him for personal help with something. Talk about shows/movies and invite him to watch something with you? Think of more events to go to together. Soon you text more and tell him then. Randomly touch him too. Mine is a work in progress with those steps.
>>29064876
What's wrong with black men, ya cunt?
Besides, FUCKING TALK TO HIM AND FLIRT! That's all a girl has to do these days it's not hard. Ask a guy out , if you're not ugly/fat, 9/10 he'll say yes. This is the objective truth.
>>29064876
Just bleach your skin.
Oh wait, then you'll just look like a white monkey.
Can we get a Saturday night/Sunday morning Elliot Rodgers thread?
I just started listening to "My Twisted World" audiobook and I wanna talk with somebody about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_T_cFA9lrQ&list=PLXOY6LHThPAPogZHGmKvTDipNsHDZPSzc
Has anybody read the whole thing?
>>29064970
where are all the Elliot threads in general ? Haven't seen many lately.
>>29064891
I've read the whole thing 3 times.
What is it about anal sex that makes women enjoy it so much?
>>29064734
It hits their prostate real good
>>29064734
They get paid more to do anal.
>>29064734
faking it
