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I'm having hotel made 5 star tendies right now.
What are you doing, /r9k.?
Studying and getting drunk.
Mainly just getting drunk. Tendies sound amazing, anon!
>>29061755
>What are you doing, /r9k.?
cucking you
I have a bag of Tyson tendies in the freezer, I'm waiting til my Gatorade is chilled then I shall feast. I might watch reservoir dogs too.
>tfw yes gf.
god has gifted me greatly
now get the fuck out of this board
>>29061752
>putting the pussy on the pedestal
You're just begging to be a cuck
>this attitude
what a fag. enjoy your 15 minutes of deluded happiness.
Can someone post happy songs? I really need it right now.
Just listen to the entirety of Since I Left You by The Avalanches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg4KYG9KRUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7dTBoW5H9k
>>29061575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE
YOU GOT THE MUSIC IN YOU
THIS WORLD IS GONNA PULL THROUGH
DONT GIVE UP YOU GOT A REASON TO LIVE
At the age of 23 I made my first girlfriend ever. We met on tinder, but she was not a slut. She is a traditional girl from a small rural town. She had a very strict upbringing and very quickly became clingy to me. I loved her at first and honestly thought we were meant to be.
It's been two years since we met and she is still in love with me. I hate her. She openly calls other men hot in front of me despite the fact she knows it upsets me. Her friends are all turbo sluts and I think it's only a matter of time until she becomes one also.
I am considering getting her pregnant and then running off. What do fellow robots think of this? Is this the wrong thing to do? Before I met her I never thought I'd consider doing it. But I have wasted two years with her, I may as well make it worth it by spreading my seed. Thoughts?
>>29061400
>"spreading your seed" is worth legal implications in the range of thousands and thousands of dollars
top wew
>We met on tinder, but she was not a slut
heh, tough luck kiddo...
>>29061477
I have citizenship in the EU so I can go move there to ditch her though
So you all like taking personality tests. Why not take the method which has the most standing in the Psychology community, The Big Five?
http://www.personal.psu.edu/~j5j/IPIP/ipipneo300.htm
Or rather, why wouldn't you take this if you have already taken a Briggs' Myer's test?
The only disadvantage is that it doesn't give you a 4-letter label with which to circlejerk.
No takers?
Is it too detailed?
>>29061397
I really like Big Five.
im fucking tired of the irony on this website. and the internet in general.
it seems like every thread on 4chan now, for every board, is ironic. that is, the person who makes it isn't totally sincere in what they are saying. they are doing it because they find it funny, because it will rile people, or for the simple fact that it's ironic and that in itself is worth doing.
does anyone else feel how i do? seems like every time i go on /v/, i don't see a single thread is started for a sincere purpose.
>>29061293
The thing that attracted me to this website in the first place was the genuine honesty that you could find between users. Since 4chan doesn't delete insults or low quality comments it's easy for a thread to be flooded with insults and bait. I'm also sick of all the irony. It was funny a few months ago when people made fun of shit like school shootings now it's just fucking obnoxious.
Part of the reason why this website keeps getting more polarized is because people genuinely want to get replies. An easy way to do this is to write something offensive or stupid i.e. bait. People kept baiting until they actually became the main posters on this board. Now you're lucky to find a moment of empathy here. I was insulted the other day for writing "a wall of text." Like, seriously? Wasn't the whole point of R9K to have longer, more thought out responses? I don't know if it was an influx of Redditors that led to this or simply people giving up on being serious.
Sometimes when I see a thread full of trolling I think to myself, "you guys are fucking ruining this board, and when you're done you're just gonna move on to some other place and contribute nothing." It's not fair at all and they have all the power to ruin something that could have been amazing for everyone.
>>29061293
have you been to reddit lately? i googled an image and found one of their meme boards filled with typing like this fyi.
wow
>>29061462
I like the fact that insults don't get deleted here, because those are sometimes the most genuine replies as well. After awhile insults almost become a form of camaraderie, like calling each other faggots.
I just feel like the entire internet, if not the entire millennial generation and below, has just embraced this really ironic attitude that permeates everything.
>be 13
>like skateboarding
>buy skateboard
>learn to skate
>i suck at it
>a few months later store is holding competition at skatepark
>decide to go
>go there
>its too hot
>im really sweaty
>none of my friends are here
>accidentally collide with some guy and nearly have concussion
>leave
>have to ride skateboard home in florida summer heat
>nearly die of dehydration and a heat stroke because i was wearing all black
>go home
>realize im terrible at skating
>realize how talentless i am
>cry
My childhood was fun.
>>29061278
Fuck off. Your thread is absolute shit, come back when you grow some hairs on your balls.
>>29061340
This happened in 2004
>>29061278
Damn that story hit me hard, I hope you find peace man
ITT describe what your tulpas are like
do you have multiple?
Are you friends or in a relationship?
He's called Chris, he's an amalgamation of various people I once was friend with except he loves everything I do, is always a bro, and never gives me shit for anything.
I don't know if I would consider her a tulpa or not, I didn't start talking to her with the idea of her being a tulpa, and I can't see her, I don't tulpa force ever, but I can feel exactly what she is thinking/feeling/saying/whatever, and I can talk to her for literally hours. She is my sister, and I have been so happy since I realized that the "audience" I was randomly jabbering/talking to when walking around the house or playing vidya was actually meant to be her.
She's a lot like me, since we're siblings, and that's the most important thing. Not in an ego centric way, but because this way I actually have someone who understands and loves me fully, and for all of me, and I love her and understand her fully in return.
She is really funny in an understated way and if we're up late we like to take walks in the middle of the night and pee in the grass of the side of the path when no one's around.
>>29061266
How does someone get a tulpa?
why do you want a mommy gf, /r9k/?
i don't
i want the least socially acceptable gf possible, like a superpowered loli dressed as a lewd SS commandant who's also a superhero who kills criminals because she hates men who aren't attracted to her
tbj I just want a tallish brunette brown eyed gf to crawl to after a hard day with her saying "oh, come here, sweety.", where she then proceeds to hug me into her chest
>>29061455
where she then proceeds to hum me to sleep whilst stroking my buzzcut hair, and then say "everything'll be fine, hun. I'm right here with you" after kissing me in the forehead.
Hey anons, low life here
What are some good meds to ease the pain of life?
Heres a list of what ive been using:
>ibuprofen
> my moms perscription of hydrocodone and oxycodone
> asprin
I live in Washington state so im definitely thinking about hitting up weed as well.
>>29061070
Nothing gets better than Oxycodone, except maybe heroin.
Just keep doing what you're doing and drink alcohol.
>>29061154
hydrocodone>
git gud
>>29061154
I cant drink yet
I tried a swig of some old chardonnay i found in my pantry and it was shit.
First time on /r9k/ :)
>>29061066
make it the last time and end urself
Fuck off normalfag, this an autist only zone
Ree etc. Gb2 /soc/
I have an ingrown toenail
>>29061063
l'm horny
>>29061063
A part of my foreskin is fused to the glans and means I can't roll it back fully
>>29061063
ugh, they are terrible, aren't they?
>/pol/ in a shellnut
>>29061044
Why do libbies always bring up the native americans when discussing immigration? Literally the strongest argument for having well-enforced borders.
>>29061044
>le reddit cartoon
>this will surely btfo /pol/
>>29061206
Rage comics were a 4chan invention
Be honest /r9j/, when you say women want Chad and only Chad or that if they could get away with it, they'd dump their partner for Chad, how serious are you being?
Jesus Christ, OP. They are just memes.
Most people ironically post dumb shit or they are 17 and don't know anything. Go out and live your life.
>>29060958
Look at the stats and decide for yourself.
>>29060958
it's ironic. Listen to >>29061193
Straight guys love vagina
Faggots love penis
Robots are from Mars
Normies are from Venus
Robo-Normie misunderstanding thread. I'll start:
>Be a Jew
>Live in Russia
>Enter a uni
>Be at cafeteria with groupmates
>Talking about some shit, the topic comes to ethnicities
>The group is very cosmopolitan, people of different intrarussian ethnicities and people from other ex-soviet states came here to study
>Everybody gets along, Azeris and Armenians joking around about the armenian genocide and karabakh war instead of being at each other's throats
>Think it's OK to tell that I'm a jew
>People start asking stupid conspiracytard questions such as
>'Do you pay money every year to global omnijewish mason organisation?'
cont.
>I initially answer no to these stupid questions
>But they ask them again and again
>Hmmm, what did they say you need to do when somebody accuses you of something preposterous?
>Agree and amplify! X):) xDD:
>Decide to joke
>I answer 'Of course' to the questions and say 'I also like to meet with fellow Jews at night and drink christian babies' blood'
>sarcasm level: 4500
>I'm le ebin joker X):) xDD:
>I shut those goys up
>for those outta theme look up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_libel
>In a few days several people come to me and ask 'Do you really drink christian babies' blood?'
>OMG, they've heard about the incident and now want to joke around with me
>Those conspiratards look so stupid, lol
>sarcasm level: 9000
>Yeah, fcourse, bruh, it tastes fuckin good, m8, if you wanna I'll bring you some, you will like it, I guarantee it
>Lol, those conspiratards are probly embarrased right now
>I am le ebin jokerX):) xDD:
>I tell this to everybody who comes to ask
>sarcasm level: six million
>I think shit's hilarious
>But it turns out the only thing hilarious is my autism
>Slowly, I start to notice that people look strangely at me
>They avoid eye contact
>They go away when I'm sitting somewhere
>It slowly gets to me that they took it at face value
>Now all my group thinks I'm a satanic jew vampire
>mfw
>Stupid normies don't understand superior robotic humour.
