Anyone else fucking despise mulattoes?
I fucking despise steph curry desu
>>29060128
No, but fuck Drake for making me pay 13.99 USD for his shit album.
>Hating on someone because of something they can't control
Sure is normie in here.
By Miracle, you have captured a Fine specimen of Chad Thundercock in your basement.
>no one is coming to save him.
>why because the Normies never thought of a Robot capturing one of their Champions.
>no matter how much he screams no one will hear him.
>he can't break free you make sure of it
>you live alone
>he is at your Mercy
>Mental or Physical...
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probably let him go cause im not a sadistic fuck
Physical, mostly blood-related.
I wish I had a qt 3.14 Stacey to torture instead tho
>>29060104
I would film each day of my life, and make him watch it.
Show him, it's not so easy to just "be yourself".
Let him see life in another perspective.
In his dark little room, his only source of interaction would be an old black brick TV monitor showing him my life.
I may edit it to have some narrations in, explaining some of my actions.
But he'd watch it.
At first, he'd probably scream "OMG, there's a hot girl, hit on her, you can do this BRO!...
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ITT: red flags when it comes to girls
>she wears chokers
>>29060085
>she is a girl
/thread
>>29060085
Why would they wear chokers like that? Is it some type of signalling to Chad?
>"Oh Chad, I'm so tired of you ignoring me! Come and degrade me and treat me like garbage like you did 2 weeks ago!"
>>29060114
it's a redflag just like dyed hair
My Grandma is on her last days here anons, I feel sad after a long time, she was on my best days of my life when I was a kid.
She is leaving here and I can't stop thinking on how much of a loser I am, I never had a gf, never had sex, never had a decent job neither a good life. I couldn't show her a better version of myself, I feel sorry for my family because I'm a huge piece of shit and this made me remember my lack of effort on trying to get over my problems.
Thanks for your time reading this anon.
I feel you.
My grandfather is dying, I am abroad and have no chance to see him before the end.
He had a bad case of Alzheimer's, so perhaps this is the mercy he needed.
>>29060117
It's because there's people that cares about you even though you are a complete failure.
She probably doesn't care about all of that. She just wants you to spend time with her and maybe hold her hand. Old people are lonely.
You are the pawn
/r9k/ is the board
and I play the game
>>29059893
You play the game.
I make the game.
not so fast player. i play the game also
looks like ive got some competition
>>29059893
Fuck off you nigger you're not the king of /r9k/
No offense to my fellow robots who happen to be niggers.
Pathetic "robots", are you even trying to get a girlfriend?
Pic related, it's me and my girlfriend.
>>29059650
Yes. I don't know how it worksbut I'm trying the best I can.
>>29059650
looks like just another slut, have fun when she takes tyrones fat cock over your genetically inferior dick
At least you don't have to worry about her not feeling your teenie chinky peenie
I haven't left my house in over 3 months and I think I'm starting to lose it.
I have no friends except for a few people on Skype who I occasionally speak with, but obviously I get ignored.
Whenever I play video games I get really when I lose. Usually start shouting and whatnot.
When I try to speak t somebody in person my voice is croaky and quiet and I can't form proper sentences.
I need help
Please no therapist shit though thats retarded
post ur skype and I'll talk to you
>>29059663
Post yours because mine has my surname in it and I don't want to be doxxed or anything
>>29059663
>>29059686
please reply man I want to talk to somebody okau
It's my birthday today /r9k/
Now a 23 year old kissless virgin and nobody has sent me any cards/messages other than my family
Hold me fellow robots
>>29059635
Happy birthday, brobot!
DAS IS AN ORIGINAL REPLY
Happy birthday, Anon.
>This is an original statement.
>>29059635
Well, seems like you have reached the point of no return. From now on, even if you manage to get a gf, the experiences with her will always be overshadowed by regret.
I'm at a starbucks alone and plan on driving around listening to music. Anyone doing anything actually fun? I want to live vicariously through you guys.
>>29059581
Just sitting at home, not overspending on coffee like a normie desu
>>29059581
I took a solitary bike ride to the farmer's market today and observed women for who was checking me out. they were all old. i bought some raw milk. it's tastier than regular milk.
Then i came home and fell into anxious habits but i played some speed chess online and i won most of my games
now i'm working out. it's legs day.
after that i might meet a tinder girl or go on another bike ride.
>>29059594
I want to be a normie though. It looks fun
I've got a theory robots. Let me run this by you.
So we all know the fact of "All people are descended from 80% of women but only 40% of men".
I got to thinking about this. In older times, people died a whole lot more younger. Especially men. Sent off to war. A rusty nail. Sickness. All this while trying to provide for a family.
Of course women could die from child birth. But they weren't gonna be sent off to the crusades.
But things have changed.
Healthcare is the most advanced it's ever been. Men live longer.
Wars...
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I think you need to brush up on your English, m8
>>29059566
This is why we must reduce the population of men to <10% of the present.
>>29059615
His writing is better than 99% of the posters here. He's even using actual words, mate.
How do you guys feel about gay for pay?
It pays really well. 970EUR for a days work, three days. I've been offered this as a job this summer.
hope you're ready for all those POZ LOADS
>>29059585
Nope
But I made myself a pretty sweet deal. It was all kind of a big coincidence, I showed my gay friend pictures of me and my ex gf, one thing led to another. Some guy he knew who worked in the business said they needed a straight guy in their porn. Obviously, this is some huge deal of gay people. So I got to pick what guy I wanted to do the porn with. And I picked the most bottom looking hairless boy you can imagine. I have him on skype now, he literally looks fifteen. Not even sure if he looks that old.
But...
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Fellow straight guy here. I would love to shoot my cum in that qt bottom ass while jerking off his little prick.
>woman takes 5 min video of her laughing like a retard while wearing a chewbacca mask
>for some reason it goes viral
>receives 420.000$ worth of gifts afterwards
>including full scholarships for entire family
how can normies justify shit like this? aren't they concerned with justice?
how can't they not hate her for living a privileged life after a 5 min silly video
>>29059442
Single motherhood pays in Obama's America.
>>29059509
She's white so it's gonna pay in Trump's America
Because normies like to be entertain by ugly people to make them feel good about themselves.
First reaction when videoclip starts
>it's a fat lady
>she's happy
>looks like she's poor
Than when the firework show starts
>omg she so happy!
>that laugh
>she has no care in the world except her cheap toy!
>feelsgood.jpeg
I don't want to take these fucking meds /r9k/, I don't want to take them, I don't want to take them.
What kind of meds are you on?
Then don't man, fight the machine.
>>29059422
I was prescribed Rexulti for my schizophrenia, I don't want to fucking take them but I have an appointment with the psychiatrist on Tuesday and I know that he'll be able to tell if I don't take them.
Fucking hell.
Why do people have to argue so seriously? It makes me uncomfortable.
>>29059383
Everyone wants to feel important by pushing their weight around and attention-whoring.
>>29059383
>It makes me uncomfortable.
Christ you sound like a fucking pussy getting "uncomfortable" because other people are arguing. The problem might be that you're a queer.
This is something that's started to annoy me a lot recently, I never really get angry so I've never argued with anyone. But I've watched countless people argue and shout at others other the tinyest things and get into fights and grudges because of it. I mean why? Why do people do this to each other, stuff that can be VERY VERY easily avoided turns into this big hate to each other. It makes no sense
> /soc/ is making fun of us.
>tfw new york licenses don't even look like that anymore
>tfw it's been five years since you had to renew your license
>implying I care about the opinions of sluts, normalfags, and degenerates
/soc/ is a containment board of a containment board. Leave this place.
>>29059374
do i look like i give a shit ?
If you really care about them, why aren't you there ?