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Why do you guys sit around bitching instead of improving yourselves?
In 3 years I went from a skinny kissless virgin nerd to occasionally scoring when I bought my 911 turbo
Two years after, I went from occasionally scoring to being pussy slayer once I started lifting weights
>lifting
>curing autism
Have you even been to /fit/? I've been working out for over 3 years now and fuck all has changed about my life. Now I just crippling body dysmorphia ontop of social anxiety.
>>29060928
Still better than being fat though. Come on man.
>>29060843
anyone who wears shirts that say shit like "ANIMAL" or "BEAST MODE" or anything like that is really autistic and begging for attention
in the gym, you either wear a hoodie or a wife beater. no in between
>tfw black
>tfw 4 inch penis
>tfw 5'2
>tfw half jew
>tfw a burn victim is more attractive than me
If god does exist he must have a sick sense of humor to create me.
Blame your parents, it's just a shitty genetic combination. Kill them and steal their money. Move to SoCal with new funds, buy a new identity and live off the government.
>>29060818
Your parents must be horrible people to have created you.
>>29060818
Just move to sweden.
oregano commentario niggario
How would you respond to finding out that your gf/wife let another man perform cunnilingus on her and nothing else? No other sexual acts, not even kissing or her grabbing his dick through his pants, and he didn't even jack off or have his dick out the entire time. Just a good old fashioned pussy eating session because he gets sexual gratification from eating pussy and for whatever reason your woman decided to allow it. How upset would you find this?
>>29060801
I'd be upset, that she didnt tell me about it.
>>29060801
do you mean DURING the relationship or BEFORE? Anything beyond hugging with clothes on and any communication beyond friendly shit chat is cheating and deserves at the least a breakup and at the worst murder.
>>29060801
>I have a gf?orginal comment co uk
>brown hair, brown eyed white male
>any color hair, blue or green eyed white female
Males who do not fit the above description exactly look like girls. Females who do not fit the above description look like guys. Dominant traits are to be on men, dominant people, while Recessive traits are to be on women, submissive people. This is all true, no matter what your empty opinion is on the subject.
I rest my case. Proceed to commit suicide if you do not fill your appropriate requirements.
>>29060689
This is a very stupid thread op.
>>29060689
the male should be black
the female should be as light as possible
>>29060774
>>29060790
Be sure to use a bullet larger than a 9mm and aim against the temple.
Blackbots of /r9k, why haven't you abandoned black women entirely yet?
>>29060684
but i have
black women are trash, only white/asian girls for me
Why don't the blacks on /r9k/ want to date each other?
>>29060684
The way I understand it, white women don't want to fuck niggers. The only niggers they fuck are Tyrone, just like the only white guys they fuck are Chad. They only fuck the top 10% that men have to offer, they don't give a shit about race.
If you ever lurked in a blackbot thread you'd know that. The staggering "B-but muh dick" retards who thought they had a shot with a whore just because they are black is hilarious. You faggots are just as hopeless as us, no amount of memeing or shilling BM/WF relationships will change that. They only fuck the top guys, you know it and we know it.
Which is the most perverted country?
>>29060682
Why is this even a question
I'll give you a hint, it starts with J and ends with N
Hands down Japan
>>29060733
>jamaican
I knew those dirty sea nigs were up to shit
would you a brown trap
>>29060668
I would do all sorts of depraved shit if it wasn't for STDs. you get one life and there's no hell, so suck all the tranny cock you want if that's indeed what you want.
Blacks make the worst traps
too masculine, aids, smell like chicken, etc.
Black bottoms are the best, they put so much work into making me cum, so yeah, I would a brown trap.
do you take the stuff you read on this board seriously? do you let it affect your perception of everything
i grew up in it. been posting on this board since i was 14
>>29060563
I hated people long before I ever came to this board, so I guess the answer is no.
>>29060563
This board is satire like all 4chan boards
Are solid color polo shirts autistic? Most of my wardrobe is composed of that.
What do you wear for trousers etc.?
>>29060552
they are if you wear them with cargo shorts. the color has to pair well with your pants, i.e. a solid white or black polo with blue jeans or a solid sky blue one with salmon boating shorts.
also it's autistic if you wear them every day.
>>29060552
polos are dadcore and for white college prep boys
I went to McDonald's yesterday and got a Filet-O-Fish combo and a Bacon Clubhouse Burger. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered from was outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner last night and got a Big Mac combo and a 10 piece Chicken McNuggets with barbecue dipping sauce. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
>>29060521
Oh hey, pasta. Just what I wanted.
>>29060521
i hate that shit senpai, fucking retarded roasties
>>29060565
this. why cant roastie scum leave us autist alone to eat in peace?
Who /ICP/ concert here?
>>29060441
Is that everyone who showed up?
Disappointing.
>>29060499
People are still arriving
The whole "FAMILY" thing seems fake. Like when somebody says you're family and a couple years later they stop hanging out with you.. Two faced, like that shit is used for getting people to do shit lke "what, you ain't part of the family?" Or to start fights like "you disrespectin the family?"
>scrolling through facebook as I get ready to go to bed
>nothing new to read because I only have 15 friends
>one new message pops up on screen
>open it
>it says "hey anon, I know classes are over for now, but I just wanted to tell you that I really like you"
>check who sent it
>tfw it's a literal 2/10 fat indian girl
>tfw I now have to respond to this bitch, or my social anxiety will not allow me to go back to any class that she's in
How do I deal with this?
Normally girls giving me any attention immediately makes my day, but I just want this girl to go away.
>>29060396
Make her ur gf you faggot.
Nobody's ever messaged me telling me that they like me.
>>29060433
Exactly , dubs confirm this shit too. I'd kill for this shit.
i don't have a facebook, i deleted it. people are getting married. feels bad that i didn't move around. i'm stuck with parents because got crippled.
>You will never wander the streets of a beautiful city cast in the light of bright, colorful neon, alone, and with nowhere in particular to go to, only to accidentally bump into a lonely girl, wandering just like you
>You will never laugh as you help each other as you apologize, then inquire whether or not they have somewhere to be, only to receive the inevitable "No"
>You will never walk together and talk for hours upon end, going from place to place, visiting various attractions, until finally getting a hotel room together in order to cuddle the night away while watching some old movie
help
the neurotypical feels are getting to me
how do i get rid of them
jdimsa
>>29060298
>laugh as you
laugh and**
that there is a feel, ain't it?
hey there mulatto anon
Posted this thread on /int/ last night but all the Americans were asleep
Moving from Santa Barbara to Boston, what am I in for?
Lots of 1/4th Irish Americans who've never been to Ireland who'll swear by the bible that their Uncle is a Senior Commander in the IRA.
Then you'll meet one or two actual IRA members who you should avoid like the plague, especially if you're Irish or Northern Irish.
Why?
Boston sucks
>>29060370
Work anon
"Are you looking to date or hookup?"
How the fuck do I answer this shit question?
"I'm looking for a good time"
Fucking autist.
>>29060159
I just say prefer date but don't mind either.
>>29060159
It's a bot.
I got the same bot. I'll post a screenshot soon.
