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List your general requirements for what you look for in a partner. You can also list things you would like or dislike but don't necessarily make or break the prospect of a relationship with someone but make sure you put these in a separate category than actual requirements.
Fembots will be assumed as regular bots until time stamped tits have been procured
I'll start:
>female, traps don't count
>I'm serious, 2 x chromosomes or bust
>virgin
>5/10 or above
>actually cares about me
>won't cheat, ever
Likes:
>a nice voice
>just a bit shorter than me
>T H I C C
>doesn't wear much makeup
>Has to be as strong or stronger than I am
>Has to be as smart or smarter than I am
>Has to be as funny or funnier than I am
>>29052093
Traps are just a meme bro, dont worry.
> Is a girl
> Is at least average looking
Rest i dont really care about, the more different than what i could possibly write down the better.
regular tags are r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, robot9000, and robot9001
bonus tags are khv, kv, virgin, robot, beta uprising, tendies, gbp, and tfw
>>29049871
Maybe these threads should be started a bit later but that depends on your time zone. If you're on the east coast of the US OP you should wait until it's late, that's when the robots come out
>>29050135
>you should wait until it's late, that's when the robots come out
i'm neet so i'm always here.....
>>29049871
wow who's nr. 2? what a hottie
Redpill me on ISTPs
>>29048728
"S" types are normalfags who can't think for themselves.
>>29048875
>normalfags
How so?
>>29048875
wrong, i can think for myself thank you very much, i am one of the most original people you can possibly meet as ESTP
>"Anon, why do you never smile?"
If you ever go on a date, remember to do this.
I GOT THIS KILLA UP INSIDE OF ME
>>29063876
Thisis an original and sound advice.
In this thread: sperg over things, as usual
1st for dubs
2nd for actual discussion
ur so dumb
Why does he wear the shades?
>>29063679
its a Big Bright Day
>>29063679
If I pull that off, would you die?
>>29063679
He has the most dead looking eyes I've ever seen
Hey r9k wanna be friends with me on skype?
facebook:vanlieshoutt is my contact info, maybe we can play overwatch together or talk about anime!
>>29063331
are you good at overwatch fampai
>>29063372
I'm 50-50
Though if I play mcREEEEEE I can stomp but I only bust him out if I get mad.
How big of an annoying weeb are you i need more people to chat with from time to time
After a long hiatus I'm wondering how much of my beloved chan is overrun by redditors. can I really have any peace of mind?
Summer is here so it's a massive shitstorm.
There's a shit load of liberal posts here now. I think all the Bern outs came here for some reason.
>>29063165
theres reddit shit on almost every board, way too many reddit cancers
god why am i so ugly
just end me
fix your acne and grow your hair a little longer.
You look like a normal human being.
I think you're taking this board too seriously and should spend time outside.
you're just average you retarded attention whore go back to fucking /soc/
>>29063012
not that ugly
lose weight, shave, treat your acne
congratulations, you are now average
>We're all going to die one day
>>29062972
Which is why you might as well decide when. OD today
>>29062972
>tfw we're all going to die one day
can't wait bruh
>>29062972
Thank goodness.
Fuck originality and all that hippy stufff.
is it just me, or are commie blocks in eastern europe strangely comfy
again theres a weird sort of comfiness here.
I think they're nice but for most people it would feel a bit claustrophobic
Plus the lack of greenery affects people's mood
>>29062931
the second generation of inhabitants always turns those blocks into vertical ghettos, no exception, is a worlwide fenomenom
>go outside to smoke a cigarette
>feel a tingle on my leg
>its a fucking tick crawling in my leg hair
>panic and run inside to find my knife
>there it is, crawling on my fucking leg
>frantically brush it off
>its gone
>mfw there's a fucking tick crawling around in my room
>search for some info on the internet
>they can life for years without food
>they aggressive search out sources of carbon dioxide
I'm fucking dead. Had lime disease as a kid. Why did I go outside
"Lyme disease." It's an illness propagated by ticks, not a type of sour fruit.
Fucking stop! There are two things I fear in this world. Death and tick's. Fuuuuck I'm never going out. Fuck you OP! I hope you get your arse whipped like a novigrad whore.
>>29062906
Just smoke in your room faggit
> Having sex is overrated
> Having a girlfriend is overrated
> Having a job is overrated
> Being a neet is overrated
> Being rich is overrated
> Having friends is overrated
Why do people on r9k say this?
>>29062860
Because everything is pretty garbage. Most of those things will either manufacturer drama or entertainment to fill emptiness
>>29062919
Isn't that just an opinion anon? Why the fuck are you sharing it as if it's factual? Some people enjoy things in life unlike you.
>>29062860
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes
/thread
What are your stats?
>5'4
>70-90 iq
>no talents
I play a mobile game called taichi panda from 7 in the morning till 12, been doing this for the past two months.
I didn't ask for these stats, this game needs to end.
>>29062803
6'(actually 5'11, but nobody has to know)
130 IQ
Same, no talents
>>29062803
>6'8" skeleton mode
>ugly
>khv
>alcoholic
>normie-tier job
>no friends
>fap and play vidya
>wagie as fuck
I don't know my exact height but I think I'm short
I've never taken an iq test
I used to play the trumpet in high school but that was a few years ago
I spend all my time on the Internet or watching tv
Everyone has something. Everyone over 20 has had some kind of relationship. Everyone has had a girl romantically interested in them at some point in their life.
Everyone except me. How did I get this far without having anything? How am I this repulsive?
It's not that I was even fat or anything, if anything I was one of the most fit guys throughout school. I tried different clothes and different hairstyles. I tried changing schools. I tried asking out friends, I tried asking out random girls, I tried having online conversations with girls. Nothing worked
How do you just fail in life this badly where essentially everyone else succeeds? It's literally driven me crazy and I ended up in the psych ward twice. I don't know if there's any coming back from this.
>>29062798
fucking get jacked, get rich, and look out for nobody but yourself.
>>29062798
Ive been in the psych ward over 8 times and im a girl. Ill talk to you on skype btw I wouldnt even care if you are fat and ugly im like literally willing to talk to anyone on skype right now cos its saturday night and im triggered as fuck.
>>29062951
This. Life is shit wall to wall, at least do this and fuck shallow girls that are hot
