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How healthy are you, /r9k/?
>>29058173
not very. don't really see the point in bothering, since I don't play sports, am precluded from getting a gf or having sex by many other things, and will wind up killing myself long before old age anyway.
>>29058173
I am a vegan, I do not drink water with fluoride, no milk no cheese no meat no dairy no fish
>>29058255
I am healthier than you, because I eat all of those things. Deal with it.
CHAD, BRAD, & THAD are given a year & $100k to fix you, you think they'll be able to fix you?
>>29058111
Cant fix manlet
>>29058111
They could get me a nice suicide with that much money.
Fuck them give me 100k and I'll fix myself
So a friend I'm not even attracted to admitted she likes me way more than a friend(we are talking about 1+ year of her having a crush on me)
Turned her down but she just insists on calling me and making it more awkward
Baby's first beta orbiter congratsss
Is she too ugly?
If you're desperate and she is not too painful to look at then give her a chance, you can have this sense of fake happiness for a while.
>>29058081
fuck her until she's no longer attracted to you.
worked for me
Name a better fastfood deal
>protip: you fucking can't
>>29057967
i know you're a shill, but your nuggies are the fucking best
sometims i'll go a stretch of like 3 days where i eat 20 of your nuggets for lunch
>>29057967
ur making me want a frosty rn good job shill
FUCK, why couldn't i be born in america?
> Get my first gf at 25
> We're slowly escalating to sex.
> She asks how many people I slept with.
> Tell her I'm a virgin.
> Now I no longer have a GF anymore.
> Still virgin
things that never happened for $420, alex
You're supposed to lie
but it's dumb that she puts you down for not sticking your dick everywhere
why would they prefer a manwhore?
>>29057943
well she did have a slutty past, maybe she thinks the sex will be bad because she had a sleeping around phase.
Who else isnt assertive at all? do you think thats why we cant get gfs
>>29057914
That's pretty much exactly it. If you like someone and actually want them to be your gf 9 times out of 10 you need to actually go and make the first move.
yeah, confidence/assertiveness is probably one of the top 3 most important things for getting a gf, as normoo as it sounds. unless youre shy boy glasses chad of course
>>29057914
I'm not assertive and neither is my dad, betas raise betas in my experience.
Post a picture from your high school days.
This was a picture of my entire grade.
>>29057913
Were you on the far left, second from the top?
>Muslim girl as close to the center as possible for the highest deathcount
Damn, I wish I went to a robot high school like that instead of getting bullied by chads and normalfags for 4 years
What will robots do when trump is elected and forces all NEETs to work in the salt mines?
The neet thing is a meme. the majority of us are miserable impoverished wagecucks or at best seasonal NEETS
>>29057911
>tfw eurocuck
>tfw will always be able to survive on neetbux as long as refugees start paying taxes
>>29058032
Well, it is true for Murricans.
What's your opinion on therapy? And how do I start? I feel like I'm losing my fucking marbles lately and I think I need to talk to a professional
You get what you put into it.
It's really not that helpful.
Sometimes it felt good to actually talk about my problems for once. But it was an emotional need, that is what friends are for. I didn't have any friends to talk to, so a therapist filled my void.
Chances are, talking to a therapist will change nothing. Seems more like you just need someone to console you, hug you, and tell you that you're just fine the way you are and things will be alright. If you don't have that, maybe you need that.
>>29057950
>that is what friends are for. I didn't have any friends to talk to, so a therapist filled my void.
Yeah I'm considering doing this too.
I really need to talk to people. I haven't talked to anyone about personal issues for a really long time.
I have limited experience with therapy. I've only ever been to one session and that was for my brother when I was in middle school. I suspect that they aren't very helpful. I don't see how a person prying into your story and problems will help them go away.
Holy shit this was just posted on the Facebook profile of eggmans mom
RIP eggman
its not real right?
>>29058801
ofcourse not how would this guy have the facebook of eggmans mom? and why would she use THIS picute
this is a test plz ignore kthx
That kid thread, I'll start.
>that edgy kid who drew anime in class and tried to showed everyone
>>29057728
>that kid who never had anything going for him in life and grew up needing to post on 4chan about how other kids were shit in high school to make himself feel better
>>29057728
>tried to showed
That kid who never learned proper conjugation.
>>29057728
>that kid that drew sonic characters in class and showed everyone
wonder who that was ha ha......
What exactly makes Eggman so ugly?
low test. He literally looks like a female
>>29057663
No jaw
Shitty eyes
Gigantic forehead
Shit hairline
His nose is actually chad quality
The fact that he looks like a dejected humpty-dumpty.
>be me
>got out of anime in 2007.
>last game console bought was Wii back in 2006
>last computer bought was in 2006.
>mostly just replaying games from the 90's and 00's.
>have not done anything new with my life since 2011, when (I left college and became an underemployed entry-level wagie).
>Have flip-phone
I feel like the rest of the world is leaving me behind, and I have no new interests to speak of, and I can't drive so I am stuck at home all day unless I get a ride to work.
games these days suck. especially PC games, 95% of it seems like indie shit thats just stealing ideas from other indie game or AAA title. And AAA titles are only about nickle and diming you.
>>29057694
Main, thing I liked about the Wii is that it was an extension of the PS2/GameCube/Dreamcast/Xbox generation. It was also the best console since the SNES for platformers.
I'm a mix.
>currently watching Daria
>favorite games are on SNES, PS1, and PS2
>most of my anime was made before 2010
>CRT is almost always better than newer monitor systems
Why dont normies like memes?
>>29057636
They do not understand meme magic
But they want to look cool to their normie friends, thus Pepe T-shirts
well being yourself is pretty shitty seeming that you feel the need to be a follower & comment irrelevant pointless shit just like a low life troll
yikyak is a pretty great place to troll normalfags
>he doesnt have a beard
holy shit why not you faggot?
Because I look cleaner without one
>>29057542
Because I can afford razors you filthy hippie
Get a job!
>>29057542
Show us your shitty beard OP.
