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>look like this
>Still no gf

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29054654
>manlet
>gf

top kek
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>>29054667
I'm 174, it's not that bad, right?
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>>29054654
>falling for the /fit/ meme

Jesus that board has produced more gymcels that just about any other bodybuilding forum out there.

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>tfw no unpredictable bf
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So you have a predictable bf? How so?
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Please senpai do it filename
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Your wish is granted anon.

Have normies gone too far this time?
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You're feeding them with ideas of this.
This "suggested post" has taken your activity on jewbook and made it into a product that they can buy. If some of you idiots actually buy it then they will see new market for mindless shit.
So basically you're part of the problem, kill yourself.
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>>29054720
They must have cuhrazy algorithms because I have literally never posted this kind of shit on Facebook.
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>>29054862
Jewbook sees whatever you are browsing when you are logged in

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she's live!

>pussinator

lmao

twitch tv/ashe_aelois
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GET IN HERE BOI'S.

SHE IS SHOWING HER KNEE BEST KNEE NA
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>>29054560
>>29054746

best knee's NA confirm.
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she likes averagedicks confirmed for best streamer NA.

Bachelor parties:

>group of guys getting together and having a good time, bonding, drinking, sharing stories and experiences.

Bachelorette parties:

>whores taking the bride to be on a sexcapade with chad strippers slapping her in the face with their 9 inch cocks while screaming at her to suck them and get gangbanged before she says her vows.

Remind me to never get married
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Stop watching Dancing Bear.
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>>29054573

You don't believe it? Well it's true. Male strippers who work bachelorette parties are basically prostitutes
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>>29054552
>implying men don't go to strip clubs during bachelor parties

When will people realise that humanity on a whole is a plague and it's best to stay inside and avoid interaction?

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How would you react if you got this text from your sister?
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>>29054544
why the fuck is my sister texting me ?
Thought i cut that whore off years ago.
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>>29054544
Yeah because a package containing a dildo would be as big as package with a pen.
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>>29054544
Literally put my hands up and make that face when you're not sure what to say and question the intelligence of this person.

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Would you rather have a slutty daughter or gay son?
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>>29054522
depends on whether the daughter is a coalburner or not desu
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>>29054522
Gay son, but only if he is willing to get married to a woman and give me grandchildren.
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I'd rather have a son even if he was a fucking serial killer.

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>Fembots hate sluts and whores
>They are sluts and whores

Makes perfect sense, right? Hating something that you are?
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>robots want to fuck stacies and are mad at chads for doing that every day
>fembots want to fuck chads and are mad at stacies for doing that every day

I'm a hard misogynist, but this is clearly not a gender thing.
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>>29054529

Yeah, but gurrrrrl power is far stronger than any brotherhood in western culture. Seriously. Women are constantly invading male spaces and men are cruel to each other. Feminism forces this sisterhood gurrrrl power shit to exist, and hence, women redirect all their negativity onto us.

It's acceptable for women to hate beta males when Chad rejects them. But if a guy hates women because he can't fuck a hot girl, then he faces the wrath of western culture.
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>>29054628
Because a man is still considered to be the conqueror, the initiating party. Women can hate men for not approaching them, because it just means they will have to wait for a while longer or settle for less. But when a man gives up chasing after women, he's a quitter who forsakes his manhood.

"Women can do it, and so should I!" is the most beta cuck reasoning ever. You're a man, you're playing hard mode, face up to the challenge or give up and stop complaining about world not being fair.

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She's just perfect.
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she's just UNBEARABLY thicccc
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>>29054428
Oh fuck :3
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>>29054428
>being the thiccspammer
>2016

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How would you feel about getting a written or verbal apology from a bully who made your life miserable when you were a kid?
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I was not bullied ever in my life :^)
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I never had a specific bully, it was just everyone.
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>>29054394

But what if one of them reached out to you? I'm in the same situation. Everybody shit on me, so I shit on the one guy below me, thereby heaping onto the already huge heaps of shit he already got.

redpill me on reddit
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>>29054329
if you dont agre with the hivemind you get downvoted and banned
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>>29054329
it's really really gay and even more useless than /r9k/
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>>29054329
Tried to go once but that awful interface turned me off.
And also
>Having to register
Pfff

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>At library
>Starting to get headache from lack of caffeine
>Only have a twenty bill
>Put it in Vending machine
>It fucking eats it
Any robots know this feel?
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>at library
>dumb whores whispering and laughing the whole fucking time near you

Anyone knows this feel?
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>>29054296

>trusting a machine to take care of your $20

you deserve this
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>>29054423
you sound like you have trust issues

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Where do you guys work?

I just started a job taking care of severely mentally disabled people. I'm scared as fuck because of all the stories I heard but the pay is pretty good and the benefits are awesome since I'm working for the state. Anybody ever work something like that before? I'm expecting to get beat up by them since you can't really fight back without losing your job and going to jail.
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>have an easy job
>still fail at it
fucking kill me
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OP, why are you doing mischief?

Pic related.
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>>29054285
>Where do you guys work?

Should I join the military or go to college guys?

The military would give me a challenge physically. I absolutely love working out and training. I love guns. I love running and sweating. What I don't love is sitting at a desk doing math problems and writing an essay on Shakespeare.

College would just be more bullshit work, dealing with normies, all to get a job I'll hate just because it pays good money? My parents would hate me, literally HATE me if I joined the military. A lot of my friends would abandon me, especially my childhood female friend who told me she'd kill me if I ever joined the military.

Sure, college is good socially. But what's the point? Partying, meeting girls, that's not my thing. I don't think I was meant to have a relationship, and that's okay. Academically, fuck that, I'd rather use my body and my mind in the military than just sitting around all day using my time to learn things that won't help me in the workplace.

So what should I do? Just tell my parents I'm joining and leave? I'm 18 so I could.
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>>29054236
If you think college is shallow and full of chads and fuckbois. The military is way worse. It's pretty much a bunch of either low iq power trippers or poor dumb people.
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>>29054236

My main question is why would you join the military, knowing what you would do and for whom you would do it for? I could never kill or be killed for what are essentially corporate interests or because some faggot in DC decided I should die.

But if you're ok with all that, go military, you'll make new friends.
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>>29054236
Former muhreen and current college student here. The military isnt that bad...at fucking all. The reason why you hear a lot of shit is because a lot of kids go there coming from upper middle class homes and aren't used to being told what to do. I was in the infantry and I was only yelled at once after boot camp because im not an idiot. As long as you have an above average IQ they'll notice and make you do something cool like FO or put you in a weapons MOS so you can watch all the dumb riflemen run outside while you play xbox all day. Also, you're a fucking adult now. Fuck what your parents think, you have to leave the nest and make your own decisions. Once you're done with the military and you still want to go to college guess what? you still can and for free. Not only that but you get up to 3 grand in housing allowance depending on where you live.

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Hey it's reverted zerg, i'm a racist faggot. Don't dislike my video. he he no bully xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_do5cNVyAcU
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>>29054192
Disliked. Stop shilling your channel, shlomo.
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Related? Or just random?
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>>29054340
Yea, i am cancer who spams threads.

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