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Post pics of your spiderbro. Mine is happily feasting on a wasp that flew in yesterday. His last meal was a blowfly a few weeks ago. He's getting pretty fat.
If you look closely you can see the carcasses of other insects he has devoured
you fucking disgusting pathetic weirdo. seriously what the fuck is wrong with this board you guys are fucking freaks no wonder you cant get a girlfriend when you have a fucking spider in your room
Help me what do I do
>Someone I'm hanging out with starts venting about personal problems
>have no idea what the fuck to say to them
Seriously do I relate to them with something similar that's happened to me?
Do I comfort them or some shit?
Growing up I was told no one gives a shit about each other's problems and to keep that shit to yourself
So now anytime anyone is comfortable enough with me to vent about their shit I got no idea what to say or do
Shit
Inb4 normie pls leave reeee
so abandon that thought and do what you think is right. be a fuckin friend.
>>29055261
Bruh, I don't just tell them what I was told, I usually say nothing or try and relate to them with a similar experience I had, because I'm afraid of intimacy
>>29055211
>Growing up I was told no one gives a shit about each other's problems and to keep that shit to yourself
This is true but people get told by TV to "just let it out", "just say it" so they believe it.
How do I commit suicide without people being mad at me?
>>29055180
Write that you heard voices and saw things that scared you. They will just feel bad for you
>>29055180
Sacrifice yourself for a higher cause. For instance, you could join the military and walk into enemy fire.
>>29055180
Make it looks like a accident.
Use your Hitman Instinct
>tfw i told the girl i was orbiting i didnt want to be friends anymore cuz she just uses me
>tfw i feel bad for her cuz shes really sad and really does need a friend, or a chad to bring her back up
The beta is strong in me guys. Letting someones feelings who doesnt care about me make me feel bad. Jesus
What's her info? I'll cheer her up. With my dick.
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>>29055172
I know that feel man, the best thing to do is just tear yourself away from her even if it's hard.
The feeling WILL go away
>tfw
it's your high school graduation, but you failed a class and now have to graduate in the summer. How should I kill myself?
>>29055127
>all these r9k users graduating
>literally only has 1 responsibility in life
>fails at it
your future is looking very bright (this was sarcasm btw)
>>29055155
I had a job too, but I understand what you're talking about.
Hello /r9k/
For a while now I have been posting on here about myself and a girl named Marina.
I read a lot of posts saying my story has given people hope, or that it makes people happy, and that some are even considering visiting an escort in the hope of a similar outcome to my own.
Although I was intending to continue writing about my life with Marina, I have just returned from a long lonesome walk and I have decided to post a different kind of thread.
I hope you understand.
This is likely to be my last thread.
I am twenty-four years old.
I live in London, UK.
I have never visited an escort. Recently I was considering it, but I became so over-analytical of the idea and so impassioned that instead I decided to post a story about what would be the ideal outcome if I did visit one. Perhaps I knew at heart I wouldn't enjoy or appreciate it, and that what I long for is an intimacy that money can't afford.
I disguised my writing style so that people would think I was French. At first I intended to make it clear I was from Marseille, but then I decided that any coastal Western European town could be a possible location for my story.
I have never had a serious girlfriend.
I have no friends.
I also post the threads with lengthy single-sentence greentext and an accompanying youtube link to a song that I listened to while typing it. Before posting these threads here I posted them regularly on /mu/ for around three years but I received at least 50 bans for doing so.
>>29055162
Are you serious? Or just an impostor? You never tend to post this soon.
Either way, I enjoyed your stories, man. I'll love you to death.
>>29055162
>I also post the threads with lengthy single-sentence greentext and an accompanying youtube link to a song that I listened to while typing it.
I also love those.
Man, I don't blame you or anything. It was my pleasure reading the greentexts.
Although you probably shouldn't have told it was fake, just to keep it more mystical or something.
What are you doing to improve your life, /r9k/?
I've done a pretty good job of sticking to the programming courses I mentioned to you earlier this week.
I'm cleaning my room by fixing one or two things every time I leave it. This prevents me from feeling overwhelmed with the task.
I've started my first programming project. I'm making an app in Python for Linux. I'll migrate it to JS when I get t olearning that language.
I'm probably going to masturbate now and get back to coding. Have a lovely Saturday evening, Misters Roboto.
>>29055016
That's cool that you found an interest. Do you consider it a hobby? Or is this something that you want to do for a living?
As for me, nothing exciting. I've been exercising and cutting calories since April 1st. I went from 5'11" 220 lbs. to 201 lbs., so I'm happy with that. Still, I'm not celebrating until I hit my goal weight. I shouldn't have let myself go as much as I did. Should have gotten the hint months ago when I started avoiding mirrors.
Also I'm getting invisalign soon, so I'm stoked for that. I've always despised my smile, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to get chin surgery once I'm done with straightening my teeth. I've got such a shit chin, my profile is terrible.
>>29055016
I really want to start bodybuilding but the dieting part is really throwing me off. I can't find a simple easy guide to the dieting part or I would start bodybuilding tomorrow if I could. No joke I got the money for the food and gym membership I just need a good guide on the dieting part because I am stupid.
>>29055125
It's for a living. For the longest time I've tried to put off becoming one. I don't know why. It's probably the only thing suited to my temperament. Maybe I was scared of succeeding or something.
Good luck with the weight loss. I need to lose a lot of weight, as well. But one thing at a time...
I'm glad to hear about your teeth. Chin augmentation is a pretty simple procedure. Just don't skimp on the doctor, please. That's how you end up dead.
>>29055158
The diet's really easy. 1 to 1.5 grams of protein per kilogram of the average weight for your height. (Check a BMI chart.)
>balding
>finally decide to just shave my head
>first time out a girl mentions how my head looks like a koopa from mario
i'm done
>>29054958
post pics so whe can se if it really is that bad.
literally lol'd out loud
thanks anon
head like a foookin orange innit?
Why don't girls want to be cute anymore?
>>29054939
Because feminism has convinced them to act like men.
Define cute.
>>29054981
This.
Date traps and trannies instead.
Have been dealing with OCD for the past 3 years which has slowly been ruining my life. My life before was bad but now it's just torture. Can't really do anything properly anymore. Any ideas on how to combat my thoughts?
>>29054900
Don't focus on the OCD and the obsessions themselves. There's an underlying cause.
I know how this feels to a small degree (I have to check if I locked the door 15-20 times every time I leave the house). I also used to obsessively wash my hands, the whole germ thing etc. Staying away from my mother for extended periods helped calm the symptoms, although I probably don't have OCD.
I'm very emotionally unstable. My mother is a textbook narcisist and she ruined my life so far.
Social anxiety is so bad I almost dropped out, I can barely function (it takes a huge effort to go for 3 hours a day to a warehouse job and pass a couple courses per semester ).
The worst of all is that I currently know I am seriously physically ill and have been for over a year, but social anxiety and "ptsd" (so to say, just malfunctional behaviours) prevernts me from going to a doctor. I think about it every day, I worry about it all the time, it gets worse over the months but I still plan to go to the doctor next monday. I never do. And the general dissmissiveness of government doctors in this country(eu) doesn't help my fragile self-confidense.
>>29054900
>When the back of your hands split open from washing them too much.
>When you stress all day about when to give yourself your next enema.
>When you play with your hair so much that you pull it out.
>When people make fun of you for smelling your fingers
>When your joins hurt from cracking them too much.
Does pacing count? Nevermind that's maladaptive daydreaming.
I've got it and it fucks me up bad too man. Advice I heard was not to try and forcefully combat your thoughts at all, but just coolly detach yourself from them and allow them to exist for whatever period of time, just sit with them. And to try, hard as it can be, to resist acting on the compulsions for a little period of time.
I dunno maybe you've heard all that. I feel you anon.
>6'1"
>not fat
>red hair with pale skin, making me an ugly ginger
>freckles everywhere, especially ugly in my fuckin face
>a disgusting scar on my chest from burning myself as a kid
>in bad shape though running ~50km (30miles) a week
I hate my fuckin genetics, last week I sunburned my face and arms because I was running 45min without sunscreen. What's your excuse?
5'7
Running + Uphill Sprints every day
Pullups situps pushups every day
My metabolism is lightning
I'm naturally shredded
I heal injuries very fast
I don't endurance run, though I am able to. Sprinting is my thing. Must be the african blood.
Your height is on point.
>>29054899
>5'8"
>start balding with 18
>ugly as fuck
>>29054899
>6'0"
>185 lbs
>no major blemishes other than scars on my chest from surgeries
>decent face, but still eh
I feel confident enough to leave 4chan and walk in a park every other day, so I guess I am.
My pimple just popped while walking in the streets.
Ama
Hello?
Origin
I told you not to do this Mike. Look, we can talk about this. Your mother and I are worried about you. We just want our son back.
Did you let the pus dribble out without wiping?
Did the pus drip anywhere?
Did you dribble the pus on anyone?
God I'm so bored at work right now
Me too.
It's Miles btw.
>being able to work
pfeh
Im bored too saad
Same. It's dead now but I'll be busy in a few hours. In the mean time I will smoke and browse.
Pupinia is the queen of /r9k/
>>29054782
>the state of youtube
JUST
>>29054782
she is pretty cool yes but she dies as a meme right now.
>>29054914
What makes you say that anon
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>There are wagecucks outside, RIGHT NOW, using up their two days of freedom to do household chores such as doing laundry
Better than being a 30 year old virgin with the mentality of a 12 year old.
>>29054833
>that proyection
are seriously virgin?, that makes your case even worse kek.
>>29054866
I was actually referring to you. I'm sorry if your autism didn't pick up on that. At least you have your anime I guess so good for you.
