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is it over? Is the battle of the sexes too divisive? Are heterosexual relations a thing of the past, and is the existence of women just circling the drain until they get phased out and replaced by sex bots?
>>29064182
They are still needed for reproduction. Prostitution will become legal and breeding will become a business industry.
>>29064182
They probably are but I like them. I'm sure many others feel the same way. Don't think of 4chan's opinion as one with the entire rest of the world.
>>29064430
what about farm grown fetuses? thats becoming a thing. fuck why even bother with fetuses? after the 1% get a hold of AI, they'll just phase out the rest of humans with robots
I have a question. The quest to find the answer have been fruitless, so I thought I'd ask this board.
What is Normal?
I mean what and who is to say what is and isnt a normal thing? Am i now a normie for not knowing? Or are you a normie for knowing? I just don't know what to believe.
Normality is highly subjective to the place and situation a robot habitats in. Being on the internet and accessible to all, what is normal in one place may not be normal in another.
Normality is the mainstream and the social norm. If the norm is to fuck around like a slut, and you don't fuck around like a slut, you're not normal.
>>29064175
Thanks all my questions have been answered. I thought it might have been a local or mainstream thing..
I hope 4chan doesnt get anymore mainstream to be honest. I dont really want to leave..
No one can be told what normal is, you have to see it for yourself
This chick makes my dick diamonds. I want to hold her by the throat as I fuck her vag hard.
That's nice anon. Buy her some flowers and remember just be yourself.
Give me a name, op.
>>29064076
She's clearly under 18.
Enjoy prison.
How fucked are you, /r9k/?
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
>>29064052
I don't need your retard test. Diagnosed as either paranoid or schizotypal (it is one of those, but not sure which exactly because so similar).
Moderate for everything, aside from High Avoidant, Very High Schizoid, Low Histrionic
Not really surprising.
Paranoid:
Very High
Schizoid:
High
Schizotypal:
High
Antisocial:
Moderate
Borderline:
Very High
Histrionic:
Moderate
Narcissistic:
High
Avoidant:
Very High
Dependent:
Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:
Very High
~
Mostly only surprised about the antisocial portion. Would think it to be either higher or lower to be honest.
Fuck commies
>>29063978
You forgot jew york
Can we cut out all the niggers and inbreds that is the south?
>>29064037
Louisiana best state though
How do your parents feel about your gf? Do they like her?
>>29063960
>How do your parents feel about your gf?
>your gf?
no
stop that
shoo
go away
>gf
Heh
My parents dont know about my qt bf
I would never take her to meet my parents. I paid an old couple to pretend to be them for a day.
Hi all. Normalfag lurker here. Looking for advice... My wife has recently been diagnosed with depression and I don't know how to cope. She is living the NEET life (I work) but barely gets out of bed each day. Plus, we have just found out she is pregnant so can't take any drugs for it. I know there are many depressed people on this board so what is the best thing I can do to help her? This isn't bait, it's a genuine call for advice
Exercise with her, great time together and the endorphins will help her depression.
>>29063929
I've never been with a woman in my life.
>>29063966
She won't exercise. She won't do anything. Just lie in bed staring at her phone or complaining that she feels shit.
What are you eating on this lovely Saturday night, robots? pic related im having some 'go 'za
I'm chewing my thoughts, Anon.
>'go 'za
What the fuck?
That is macaroni and cheese on bread, dude.
Not " 'go 'za "
this meme is annoying yet funny
All the beautiful boys and girls are out there having sex
What the hell are you doing here?
>>29063907
gf was with family
smoking weed, playing guitar, browsing r9k.
Listening to Manson's "The Beautiful People" and shitposting on /r9k/. What else?
I've honestly never posted on here, so don't be surprised if I fuck up the format. I just really need a place to vent and to get advice from fellow robots. Ok, here we go.
>Live in a small, isolated town
>Moderately popular among 3000 or so FB friends, but no friends irl
>Meet a girl in my area on Tinder
>Monday, we go hiking together, it's not bad at all
>Thursday I text her "hey what's up?"
>She says "Hanging out with my friends, come over"
>Drive half an hour out into the nearest city to her apartment
>Entire time I sperg out, totally awkward, staring into space
>Totally anxious, can't really socialize
>Try to make her notice me
>Her, her female friend, and her friends dude friend are all constantly asking me questions I can barely speak so nervous
>Eventually I just zone out and get on my phone for an hour, try to forget I'm at the party
>They're about to go out to smoke, she asks me when I'm going home
>I tell her I was actually about to head out, I'm leaving
>"oh well later man"
>I drive home as fast as possible, throw myself onto my bed, and cry as hard as possible
>Next morning text her apologize for being so awkward and spazzing out
>No reply
>Notices she's been posting on Snapchat and Twitter
>She's ignoring me
>Try to regain confidence by going back on Tinder
>Next girl I match with takes like 12 hours to respond, when she does she laughs at me for being 5'8", then ignores me
I'm honestly really emotionally unstable right now. I've been alone all my life. The few real relationships I've had were with qt 8/10's but now I'm just lonely and pathetic and isolated. I am seriously considering killing myself. I question why I can't be like everyone else and be normal. I question what's wrong with me. I'm moving to one of the biggest cities in the country in a few months but I fear the same rejection once I get there. I don't know if I can take this isolation for even that much longer.
Please give me some kind of advice and help me or something.
Move away ASAP.
You have no chance at happiness where you are.
>>29063940
>moving will solve your problems meme
Sorry for the rough night op, consider it practice though. You'll do better next time.
I think it's time robots.
Tl;Dr give me the least painful way to commit suicide
I've had enough I will never have a pure innocent girlfriend because I'm not only a manlet,but I'm overweight (5'8 189lbs) I've never felt the urge to end it more than lately. It's not just "tfw no gf" I don't like socializing, I like being to myself and that isn't really accepted in this world. I'm turning 19 in about a week I've been using 4chan for a good amount time I started in about 2011. I'm not attention seeking for this I just wanna know the quickest and least painful way. I do not own a gun so that's out of possibilities.the only thing I worry about is my pet ball python and my parents reaction to finding my body.
Freezing to death is the calmest, easiest, and most effective method of death. Sadly, it is not available to everyone
Second would be shotgun to the dome. Third would be hanging or maybe falling .
If you can scrounge up some strong Opiates you can grant yourself a nice death.
>>29063914
Hydrocohdone? Don't know if I typed it right but I have a whole bottle from when I had nasal polyp surgery is that enough?
>>29063877
find a responsible owner for the python first, then take a train to the other side of the country, find a secluded area where it will take a while to find you, and OD on your drug of fancy
Recommend me some reasons to wake up tomorrow, /r9k/. Just something, anything.
its better than the abyss
also socialist revolution soon comrade
>>29063810
You may not be at your lowest low yet. Unless something terrible is happening / going to happen, I recommend post postponing a suicide til later. That's the reason I get up until August when my rent is up.
>>29063985
That's just so unmotivating. I need some reason to open my eyes in the morning besides not being dead.
I made myself a pastrami sandwich for lunch. As I took a bite of the sandwich I moaned a little and whispered, "Thank you, based Jews." because pastrami is the best sandwich meat.
If any Jews were around me at the time would they be more likely offended, pleased, or indifferent?
>>29063757
Indifferent
That's an odd thing to do, but who gives a shit
It would have been another shoah
They probably would have found it funny, jews don't get nearly as offended as people think, ice net a lot of cool Jews
Who else here /AfraidoftheDark/?
Maybe I'm a pussy or maybe it's just natural instinct, but I definitely feel incredibly uncomfortable alone in the dark. When walking up my stairs at night I can't help but feel a eerie chill come over me and my mind wanders to frightening places.
I'm an adult, I lift regularly, and I am a strong figure in my community but still this sort of weakness comes over me.
Can anyone else relate?
Yes, but I'm a beta coward. That must make you a beta coward just like me.
Do you like Magic the Gathering? Is a good game to be honest with you my friend.
>>29063779
I do like Magic!
And I tread the line between alpha and beta.
I know how to gather power in a community but it's certainly not through being a dynamic force.
INTP
It's a geneticaly inherited paranoia.
It's better to run away when you hear something rustling in the bushes and live another day than to stick around only to be eaten alive by a bear.
It's pretty natural,some have it to a greater degree than others.
>tfw parents are kicking me out of the house if I don't get a job and a gf by the end of the month
>>29063669
Enjoy being homeless
They want to motivate you. They probably won't kick you out but they'll be mad if you don't try.
>>29063669
>tfw gf but no job
being a handsome has its perks
