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How come people who don't deserve it die all the time but I'm still alive?
life is random
might as well complain about the weather.
>>27338966
FEED
ME
MORE
FEED
ME
MORE
FEED
ME
MOOOOOORRRREEEE
HEY!
>>27338966
People die when they're out doing things, you have a few decades left of doing nothing in your house
According to Maslow's Pyramid, being denied sex should be considered torture. We fellow aspies are being denied a fundamental, basic need.
Life is suffering
niggaaaaa
masturbation is also considered sex. At least as far as my cock is concerned.
Also would your dad raping you again make you feel better?
>>27338689
It's like you don't even want to become a wizard
Reminder that weeaboos need to get the fuck off my board. Fucking losers, /r9k/ is not an anime board get the fuck out.
Weebs are so fucking gross
I don't even watch anime or give a fuck about japan, but I post mainly anime to piss you faggots off
>>27338619
It's ok sweetie we can make it work I promise
Are dark circles the most robot trait?
no wearing the same clothes everyday and always being alone is if you don't do things alone with a prominent frown across your fucking face you aren't depressed you don't want to see humanity burn in flames and you definitely aren't a robot now fuck off normie OP
>>27338606
this is actually me. I changed my shirt for the first time in over a month today and people always ask me if I'm okay because I have a look of despair on my face
pretty much senpai. also if you get glasses you can hide it pretty well. Or i guess you can wear makeup or something. Everyone thinks I look creepy as fuck with my glasses off because i have dark circles and squinty eyes.
Do you think NEETs should be allowed to vote? If so, should everybody?
I think to vote you should need to provably have a positive net worth, because otherwise you have people voting whose incentives are actually opposite what they'd need to be to promote a productive society.
I also think you should have to have a minimum IQ, say like 85, and a similar EQ (say, no more than one standard deviation below the mean) simply because people below this aren't going to be able to make wise decisions.
I think this would exclude most NEETs, though certainly not all of them. For example, independently wealthy people who simply don't want to work anymore would be able to vote still.
Why do my threads always die?
>>27338397
Exactly. The wrong assumption is that NEET means welfare. Not at all.
Are Yo yo's autistic?
yeah like totally
>>27338337
Hit a random girl's face with it with passion and hatred.
You'll be insta-Chad.
>>27338337
No.
They're so 2000s though.
What do you think about her?
Holy shit, is she smiling because she's on a date with this guy?
>>27338301
Just like any white girl, she must be a size queen and likes BBC a lot
sloot
they're all sloots
*looks at you through girlfedora*
>>27338041
The thing is, other than 4chan, no one makes fun of a woman with those, so even though I agree it's fedora tier women get away so it doesn't matter anyway. Women are just better than us since they can skip anything bad.
>>27338041
These fucking glasses. They are the exact equivalent of fedora for a woman. Screams pretentiousness and lets you know she's probably gonna throw her pseudo-intellectual ideals at you. Also makes them look like a goofy villain.
>>27338041
I think they look cool
>>27332565
This whole thread gave me such protection instinct
>tfw youll never hold a broken girl in your arms at bight while she cries into your hairy chest
>tfw youll never get to pet her hair while she sobs and tenderly hold her as she lets it all out
>tfw youll never be her crutch, her protector, her white knight to save her
>tfw you just wana make a real really really happy who so deserves a good man who you wana be
>tfw you have the social skills of a rock and will never be able to strike a conversation up never the less get to a girls most tender scars to heal them
Share feels brothers (and sisters).
;^(
>tfw the rare few times you've been able to act as Guardian and Protector for a girl
>tfw your chest secretly swelled with pride at being able to stand between this vulnerable person, who clearly needs some help, and the thing that was tormenting her
>tfw getting to be a primevally manly motherfucker and tell that thing to fuck off, to shoulder the load for her until she's back on her feet
>tfw watching her recover from the thing that was assailing her, come back with a vengeance, and do better than ever before
>tfw you will never be a great boyfriend to a great girl and protect her no matter what
>tfw you will never harness your paternalistic patriarchal instincts for good
>tfw you will never pour all the love that is inside you onto someone, because it's unwanted
>tfw it will just wither away
>>27338030
>Wanting to be a cuck
Man, I know we're all losers but you guys are extra pathetic.
>>27338030
>unironic cuckposting
>on a date at applebees
>first date ever, set up by my parents
>daughter of dads coworker
>girl is solid 8/10
>she orders steak and i get tendies
>quiet and awkward with nothing im common
>she asks me what im drawing
>spill my spaghetti and tell her its a frog
>shes been silently staring at her phone since
kill me now brothers
>>27337958
from the thumbnail it looks like the dress designer of animal crossing new leaf
Ask her what makes her horny.
Seriously you have nothing to lose so you might as well try for the hole.
she keeps ordering drinks and im paying
If I walked into your room right now, what would it smell like?
Nothing, but walk in around midnight and it will smell like pube musk, ballscent, and cum stink.
Shame disgust and self loathing
Frankensense & Myrrh
>tfw all you want is to cuddle
I want to cuddle with Reisen!
>>27337759
I will die without having experienced hugs anon. It feels surreal.
>>27338059
ooch, ouchies.
left op in the dust like the animal he is
Few more hours before bedtime, wagecuck. Be sure to get plenty of rest and work hard tomorrow. I need my NEETbux to pre-order that anime figure I really want.
>>27337744
i go to bed at 9pm, so my bedtime is in like 45 minutes
I swear these thread are ironic shit posts by other wage cucks lmao
>>27337833
Probably, I wagepost on other boards and I'm a wagekek
Why do people get shitty at anti immigrant parties in the West?
I don't mind some non white immigration but Whites are being outbred by millions of third world barbarians. It's a silent conquest. It will fundamentally destroy the idea of white countries while there will still be black and yellow countries.
Africa is for blacks
Asia for Asians
Apparently white countries are for everyone?
>>27337658
because whites have no tradition, no values, no principles. this is how it has to be. this is what happens when a socioculture has nothing but a nihilistic, consumerist void. no principles.
for all of the idiocy the autistic nazi lovers demonstrate, they understood but one thing: hitler brought identity. white people have secularized themselves into oblivion, and their cultures are no longer sustainable. some people with brains that still function see the hypocrisy and the irrationality of their governments and their politics, but what can they do? they can only watch as rome burns, and eventually fractures into separate states. history will repeat itself.
western civilization as we know it is dying. anyone who says otherwise is in complete denial or too stupid to see it.
>2000
Oh look, a bunch of stacys.
>>27337862
American whites aren't representative of all whites, you know. Europe has a fairly diverse culture, some more religious (Ireland like 90% Catholic), some less (Germany like 40% atheist). Food, fashion, traditions, querks, you name it. Did you know Finnish people go in the sauna naked? Germany is big on nude beaches. Italians make the best food. Spain has a great party island. Scottish people wear weird clothes, French people make good perfume. Etc. White people. Definitely more cultured than any African "culture", safe for maybe Egypt and their glorious pyramids.
Yes I know you talked about traditions and values but that's included in culture, it's not just a consumerist void, people have other things to enjoy
>that feel when you can still feel the hospital wristband after wearing one for a month
where's u get this pic?
>>27337728
from here
in a thread
>>27337802
thats weird its my picture i took it for an album cover of this really shitty album i made. made the bracelet in arts n crafts part hour in psychward
