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Would you watch a sitcom called "Too many Cucks" Starring Anthony Burch, Wil Wheaton, Louie CK, Eron Gnjoi, Moot, and Marc Threadingham
No man ducks are evil desu
>>27344893
No I'm too busy watching a horror movie called "The unfunny clown" starring OP.
>>27344893
Too many cooks parodies are my favourite shif
> The feeling when Wojak no longer represents feels
What happened desu?
>>27345611
>What happened desu?
He got EDGY.
>>27346249
>only manipulating pawns of one colour
Foolish roach, you are but a puppet king
Can we have a fem-boy/trap thread? there have been a couple of really good ones for the last couple days and I want to continue the trend
also post all the 3d and 2d you can
Originality is a sin
27344833keb-3
Would it kill cunts to be nicer and kinder like cute anime girls instead of being the repulsive, mean bitchwhores they are all the goddamn time?
lol you're fucking pathetic
Men are nicer than women t b h
Men will immediately let you know if they like you or hate you the moment you meet
Women will put out a general air of disgust regardless
>>27344596
>Would it kill cunts to be nicer and kinder like cute anime girls
Actually, from an evolutionary point of view, it would.
So yeah.
What's a good response to this question? She's pretty swell looking.
What does yo mean?
>I can wear a bag, than you can suck my 8 inch pristine cock
>>27344374
Her face is pretty ugly to be honest
>sitting in my stockings and arm warmers
>skirt and panties makes the room much colder than it was in my pants
>cute shirt I hardly wear because it makes me feel weird chaffing my stiff nips
Someday I'll be a cute girl, but for now I'm just a cute boy. Trans life is hard but it has it's moments.
>>27344213
You will never be a girl and you are one gross fuck
>>27344213
*Smiles weakly*
Got some pictures?
MANLETS
> are you a skinny qt or are you a gross stockie
> it's all about proportions, being skelly makes you look normal for your height like a pocket sized qt
> plenty of Stacies who love a good Keebler elf qt
> the problem lies with these guys who are small, but have the mass of a taller man, aka stockies.
> stockies think that if they get big enough they can distract women from the big picture
> we see muscle on two footlong arms.
> stockies look like men who were stretched horizontally.
> if you're a skinny keebler qt, please recognize your privilege and don't align yourselves with stockies.
> get a cute emo grill or a hylian princess and live your life today
>>27344211
You really are an autistic fujoshi.
>thought my problem was just being a manlet
>turns out my head is small and my neck is long
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>>27344258
that's what you get for thinking all girls are stacies
Why are girls always going for guys who look like this?
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
maybe the same reason why most of us want petite, cute looking girls instead of fat dykes?
>>27343940
Because it's the style now. Also, beards are a symbol of masculinity and virility, combine that with the obsessively maintained haircut and you get the duality of ruggedness with a cleaned-up aspect.
>>27343940
Because women target men who are trendy. Its a sign that they are socially aware and capable of building a network of friends.
Having a large social network means more access to more resources.
>Daddy, what's a nigger and why do you hate them? I said nigger at school today and got in trouble.
>>27343453
My wife's children would never say the word nigger.
and the memes will rattle their tired bones back and forth across the infinite stage until they wear themselves back to nothing
>>27343453
people are born racist and hatred of niggers is in the brain of all white people. It's no different than a fear of spiders or snakes(which all humans have)
i'm gonna try to hang myself tonight. help me do this robros.
Right now it's Escape the Day - Days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1bw0FLEvjI
>>27343274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgNgvCLRqWc
orig. comment
>>27343274
i'm spending a night on my roof under the stars, then i'll hang myself on the tree outside. i'll listen to songs posted in this thread while i'm under the stars.
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>>27343274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08M7pmmjy58
orig
itt: we post the song we are listening to currently (feels edition)
>>27343186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KmbsKHV6hE
>>27343186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=433S3tuuB94
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CJsQvUM6KVE
They said they would have fired anyone but me. Feel double guilt, man. I fucked up, and I don't deserve to have them give me a pass.
what did you do
original original original
>>27343123
Story?
fjfpofjjmdspfp;j
>>27343123
They must think you're worth it.
Tomorrow is a new day anon. Work hard and make your company proud.
sorry if this doesn't belong here, but I don't know where else to go for this. and some of you guys are alright.
so, those anons who perhaps listen to a lot of electronic dance music, does anyone recognize the last song used in this video? it plays in the background kind of faintly and it starts at 9:53. unfortunately it's a pretty short piece of the song but she uses a lot of generic meme EDM songs in this video, so I'm assuming it's a well known one. maybe one of you anons who listen to this type of music will recognize it and help a brother out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjzS4O0v_UM
EDM is shit stop using actually good music as your reaction photo (Devo)
Fuck off.
very hard to tell what song, but it's progressive house.
>>27343081
that's a start, thanks
Who /neverbeenonasinglemedicationintheirlife/ tier
so satisfying reading about all these attention whores who can't even function without cramming little tablets down their throats and remembering it could be worse
Grow up, life is better with drugs.
>>27342868
>life is better having to pay out of the nose to a hack doctor
fuck off tiny, not my fault your parents had shit genetics and procreated anyway
>>27342803
There is something about a poster who uses a picture in the like of OP's picture. People who post silly pictures like that are always missing a type of dignity. Don't listen to these people, you don't want to hear it, trust me.
How does a normal person walk? My aunt has told me that I have this bounce at the end of each of my steps. I see people at uni looking at me when they pass me in the halls. I never turn heads or anything but I know people are noticing the way I walk. I've looked it up and I know you're supposed to place your heel firs and just roll across your feet to your toes and step again. I used to have scoliosis but I don't know if thats a factor anymore.
Some of you have to relate in some way. Pls help.
Bouncewalking is cute
One of the most intelligent people I knew bouncewalked
Only squares do anything normally
Who cares? Just do what ever's comfortable. You wanna lay on the ground and roll down the hall as a way to get around? Go for it.
