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My parents never taught me how to clean myself. How do you take a shower? Is it normal if grey stuff comes off your skin when you scratch it when it's wet?
>>27356453
Step 1:remove panties
Step 2: Get all wet and soapy :3
>>27356453
Does this Pepe have a blow drier up his ass?
>>27356499
Yes. Have you ever tried it?
Let's have a thread where we rate each others' height and weight.
I'll start
>5'11"
>~130 lbs
6'4"
156 lbs
Bloxobloxo
>>27356406
185cm
56kg
Use proper units, burgers.
>>27356450
>using peasant units
Fucking embarrassing.
Alright lads I've had enough, and I'm sure you have to
When are we going to dox Erica and Eliza? If the mods aren't going to do anything about it, then it's up to us to get rid of these disgusting underage whores.
Post all info you have on them. I want their lives ruined beyond all belief.
This is gonna be like mystery all over again lads.
Bumping for witch hunt.
>>27356210
Assist me in the destruction of these fucking whores, anon.
Also, if anybody can get the identities of their beta orbiters that would be great.
They need to be punished too
none of you kikes are interested? Fuck me... This place is dead
ITT: Your dream gf/bf.
You need a template to get replies, friend.
Age
>23
Her age
>18-24
Her weight
>120-140
Her height
>5'8" - 6'1"
Body
>pic related
Hobbies
>reading, platformers, going for runs, cooking
>>27355937
My ideal gf would be taller than me, pretty, energetic and nice but also kinda cold to most people but takes unnatural interest in me and fights through my autism and makes me her bf forever. Doesn't let me go after i cum inside her.
Ideally white or east asian but i would take any other as long as she isn't nigger or an abo.
just barbara palvin my heart up
I don't know why I do this to myself.
>living as a NEET
>get random bursts of angry energy, want to change my life
>apply online to the Air Force
>recruiter calls me, we set up an appointment for the next day
>I'm pumped as fuck at first
>as the day goes on, I'm growing slightly more concerned
>literally can't sleep at all that night, start getting worried as fuck
>not sure if it's the right decision
>email the recruiter the next day and tell them I've changed my mind
>all they say is "Okay, thanks for letting us know"
>now I have to go back to trying to decide what the fuck I'm going to do with myself
why can't I just find something that I feel comfortable doing...
Do it. Don't give yourself time to wuss out. The more you think about it the more doubts you'll plant in your mind. And the chair force is the least risky out of all the branches of the military anyway.
Because we arent meant to work. Theres nothing wrong with you, its just your mind subconsciously refusing to do something we arent meant to do.
Follow your heart and become a free man. Stop attaching value to money, jobs and stuff. Become a hobo, a traveler, an outlaw. That is the only way you can truly enjoy life.
>>27356099
This
is true
truly
ITT: Get it off your chest
Fuck you Anna, meeting you was the worst thing to ever happen to me.
Please die you piece of shit slut.
That is all, good day.
Dear Nea, I will come to fuck your brains out in April like we planned. Remain a virgin until then. Sincerely yours, Enrique.
>>27355633
How does it feel being a used goods fuck dumpster Macey?
You will always be a loser, and you will aleays be a complete failure to your parents.
No wonder your dad is gone 10 months out of the year, i would if i had such a pathetic daughter.
You will never have better than me.
Why are there no fat male models or clothes that look, well, not really "good" but at least "not garbage" on fat guys? I had to buy a suit for an interview, and everything is slim fit, all the pictures of guys in suits are super thin, etc. It would even be easy to sell clothes to fat guys, because we have no real expectations. New clothes aren't going to make us not fat, or not unattractive, I just want to not look like twenty pounds of crap awkwardly shoved into a tube sock.
Yes, yes, yes, "stop being fat." That's great asshole, but I still need to currently wear clothes. I'm not going to be naked until I lose weight; absolutely fucking nobody wants that. And you can't not wear a suit to an interview.
What does r9k think of traps? Also pizza do you have any more lewd pics of you taking dicks
>>27355565
well traps are androgynous men
men who are sexually attracted to other men are homosexual
if traps are sexually attracted to men they are homosexual
im not attracted to men so im heterosexual
im heterosexual and traps are homosexual
traps would only be my friend desu senpai i dont need to see any dicks other than my own
>>27355565
Damn why can't that dick be me
>>27355565
idk, i'm so desperate for a gf i would accept a not pure gf.
but for a girl gf my standards are much lower than for trap. if i'd ever accept a trap he/she'd have to be stunning... so little chance this will ever happen
JENKINS! GET OFF OF 4CHAN AND GET BACK TO WORK!
Scared you! I'm just messing around wagie. Poor little wagie. Sitting in an office, a McDonald's or other places that just suck.
Oh well. Maybe one day you will realize that your life is better with free time.
Why don't you quit your job? It is easy! Just go up to mr. Shekelsfien and tell him "I quit" that's it! After all it isn't slavery right? Right wagie?
>>27355508
Thisone never gets old.
Is there anywhere that has like a giant collection of all these ragie wagie posts?
Thirty years from now I want to look back and laugh at wagies, but I won't be able to.
>>27355508
>tfw lurking this thread to see wagies get BTFO
Post things that you consider significant events in your life.
>Once played chess online with the Prime minister of Jamaica in 2007.
i once played chess online with the Prime minister of Britain in 2007
I once played chess online with a fucking loser.
t. prime minister of Jamaica back in 07
>>27355370
>once pretended to be the president of Jamaica in 2007
>one chance at life
>parents name me lamp
Your first name is lamp????
That's pretty rough man.
>>27355045
that's kawaii as fuck anon
Who here has actually cummed inside a girl and was it worth it?
>>27354896
I have, a few times. It cost getting into a horrible marriage (which has since turned sexless) and working a job I hate to support us.
I'd leave, but then the family courts will assrape me and I won't have anything at all.
Not worth it. Avoid marriage. Jack off to hentai. Real women are evil.
>>27354896
Me but she was related to me.
>inb4 greentext.
It's not worth and we both don't talk about it since it makes us feel weird.
She was also scared as fuck of getting pregnant at her age.
Yep, she tricked me for a good month until I could tell she had no morning sickness and wasn't getting any bigger that I'd gotten her Pregnant to "test my worth" as a boyfriend
Bitches are crazy
Who else here /fights/?
I love watching fight videos.
Why is it when girls fight, they just grab each other's hair and slap?
They have no honor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9shBMeIMxfk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip5T_cnMi_M&spfreload=10
ayy lamo
>>27354857
humans are so primitive
I hate them as a species, but like particular ones
niggers pls go back to the jungle where you belong, i beg you, we are sorry for slavery just please leave civilization
I'M MAKING PANCAKES FOR DINNER
They are going up your ass, just so you know.
>>27354851
M O S T
O F U C K A B L E
S U R A B B I T
T C A
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>>27354851
ABSOLUTE MADRABBIT
Why is it wrong to hate woman when 99% of them look down upon and are disgusted by the 99% of guys that aren't chad?
>>27354720
its not, you should be angry
>>27354720
You're delusional. Since when is not wanting to fuck someone the same as hating them?
And hating them because they don't want to fuck you? Pretty pathetic
>>27354754
yeh right, you are probably a repressed faggot who gets no sex and is scared to admit you cant stand women for being so difficult
>born 2000's kid (technically a 90's kid but I've only lived in the 90's for 2 or so years)
>born just enough before 2000 that'd i'd be old enough to have to remember the WHOLE decade instead of being <3 for a 1/3 of the decade
>born just at the the right time so that when I finally went through adolescence all of the girls would be tumblr
>since i'm just an average male I'm doomed forever unless i have money in my later years
>born a non-comformist so I don't subscribe to tumblrshit politics, making me a social pariah
Fuck my shit up
>>27354712
>>born 2000's kid (technically a 90's kid but I've only lived in the 90's for 2 or so years)
the fuck outta here
gw bush will be reappraised as a way better than average president within twenty years
>>27354722
Still 18 m8, can't b-r8
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