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I was in with the Normies but I caught feelings for a Stacy got drunk and texted her.
The Normies who I knew longer than they knew the Stacies out casted me.
Literally spent 3 hours crying because I'm so fucking stupid to think they'd be my friends.
damn dude that sucks your life sounds like a real bummer
>>27366136
Wuah happun?
>>27366154
These guys said shit like "we're brothers" and "I got you buddy you're with us now" but the moment that happened I was alone. Nobody even came to check on me.
>tfw finally muster up the courage to go to a concert alone
>tfw the only one in my section who was by himself, except for some fat guy
1. You gotta sit near other people otherwise it is assumed the seat is taken.
2. Are you sure it wasn't assigned seating
>>27366131
The ticket had a specific seat listed on it.
What concert was it?
Holy fuck guys. I just tried drinking alcohol for the first time at age 23, and I just want to know how the hell you guys do it. I can barely get a mouthful down without nearly vomiting. I know that it's supposed to be an 'acquired' taste, but sweet Jesus I didn't think it would be THIS revolting.
I've tried some wine, whiskey, and spiced rum. Does the taste really very that much between price ranges? I got some cheap shit.
Am I just that big of a pussy? Is getting drunk even worth it?
Drink beer, faggot
>>27366053
get out normiiee bore me
It is an acquired taste, you most likely won't be crazy about it right away. And yea you kind of are being a pussy
is it legal to pay people to interfere with a business? I kind of just want to fuck with people's day. like, pay people small amounts of money to go to a car lot, ask about every car, have the guys explain all the options with each of them, go to their office, discuss financing, and then when pretty much the guy's whole Saturday is used up, just as he begins to lay out the paperwork, just stand up and walk out.
>>27366006
Literally did this at Conway Ford.
>Walk into Bestbuy or Maybe target,
>Overactive Loss Prevention mall cops will greet you, because they want to psychologically intimidate you, and make you think they're all-seeing
>don't react at all, just walk straight up to them, say something like "Fuck you, you white nigger.", and walk out.
>if just a few people do this, the abuse will cause make him resent greeting people entirely
>He will grow to loathe his job since like 70% of his day is greeting people
>Walk up to employee at target
>"Hello, can you help me with something?"
>They'll ask what it is or something, not important
>before you tell them, say "Well, firstly My name is Joseph Conrad, and you are?"
>once you ascertain their name, which is shitty enough for them, ask them for some random item, bonus points if it's literally next to where you are standing, and thank them thoroughly before leaving
>Go home, leave a one star yelp/google review with the username JosephKonradXX420 mentioning them specifically by name, and how unhelpful and rude they were
I think I've died several times.
Roll-over car crash when I was 13, life has been odd since.
Started up meth last month, took too much. Heart was beating out of my chest. Felt my heart stop as I saw black figures standing over me. Then suddenly I felt a boom in my chest and it started beating again.
I'm thinking I died in the last universe/dimension, and I stuck am here with all you fucks now.
I feel so disconnected from other people now.
Anyone else ever have anything like this?
>>27366002
Maybe don't do meh ya dip
>>27366009
well, that was the main lesson I learned
>>27366002
What happened with the car crash? Did you hit your head or something?
Name your favorite
>movie
>tv series
>album
>book
Then rate the person above of yours taste.
I thought this board had original threads
^^ 0
>pursuit of happiness
>daredevil atm
>Tetsuo & Youth
>dont fuckin read
>Apocalypse Now
>Deadwood
>Kid A
>Notes From the Underground
I mean real naturally alpha Chads, not the laughably delusional redditpill imposters who think they learned how to act alpha.
>white males
Bait thread detected
>>27365680
Isn't it like 2 out of 10 males?
That guy isn't a Chad
>seeing people who have talent
>seeing people who lived up to their dreams
>seeing people who matter
>>27365642
>talent
Why don't you practice?
Talent is good but some people who're talented don't practice and never make it.
>>27365642
>trying to escape my life by watching someone else play video games on twitch
>streamer talking about his life
>valedictorian in high school
>perfect score on the SAT, got into a good school
>graduated college with a 4.0 GPA
>hired right out of school by Microsoft, makes six figures
>women flock to him but he ignores them because he isn't interested in a relationship
>is also the best Halo 2 player in the world
Fuck I just wanted to watch some Halo 2, is there no escape from successful people?
>>27365642
>being put-down by other people's success
>not letting it inspire you
The reason you don't like seeing these people is because you know you gave up and they didn't. When you realize that's the only difference between you and them, then and only then can YOU succeed.
Neet for 8 years and received my first jury summons in the mail today. What do I do?
just go, they'll take 1 look at your stinky weeb ass and you'll be one of the first ones released
>>27365584
You go to where the paper tells you, ask where jury attendees are supposed to be at, check in, and literally sit there for hours until they call your name.
Once they call your name, you get taken to a court room, they tell you the nature of the case, and give each juror a chance to give a reason why they can't attend that particular case.
They are usually pretty sympathetic to students, so you could say you have a really important midterm coming up or something. Supposing you do get excused, you get sent back to the waiting area you were in originally and wait for them to maybe call your name again.
I'm actually not sure what happens if you do get selected though as I've never been selected personally. I would recommend being consistent with your reason for nonattendance. I doubt they crosscheck, but better safe than sorry. For what it's worth, I was never asked for any proof of enrollment in any school when I said I had a midterm.
I would also recommend getting there early if you can to stake out a spot. The juror waiting room at my courthouse was really fucking small and normies took all the seats next to outlets and all of the desks so I had to sit on the floor inbetween calls a few times.
If it's a shitskin then he's guilty.
DUDE *COUGH* LMAO
*FORCED GAGGING FOLLOWED BY COUGH* LOL
Why do people find this faggot funny again?
>it's another "force e-drama video" episode
jesus christ
>leafy vs H3
>you will live to see youtube "celebs" wipe each other out
Better than listening to Leafy's prepubescent voice
>there are people on this board that are legitimately virgins
How is this even possible? I seriously don't get it
I was raised in autistic bubble isolated from all social interaction
success was never an option
Bumping out of sheer fascination
Have you people ever left the house? You'd think you'd get laid accidentally eventually
I wonder the same as well. I mean I'm black, short, missing a tooth, and I have massive pock marks in my face but still had a lot of girlfriends in high school/managed to lose my virginity at 16.
Most of these guys seem like they can improve themselves, but if you're short and ethnic with any sort of deformity you can't do that. I look at r9k and see much wasted potential
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtJ6yAGjsIs
I've seen it 3 times over and this is my favorite song.
Great show tbqh. I didnt like it as much when he built la cathedral thing. Also, his bro was based
Pilot was fucking sick, rest of the season was great.
I liked it but the show really needed better editing and structure, it's all over the place. that show covers like 15 years in the span of 10 episodes, so it's feels very rushed
the only good parts were the pablo scenes, the DEA guy was awful
Daily reminder that anything smaller than this and you mas well not even exist to women
>>27365037
Okay.
But in reality the cut off point is 6
>>27365037
eww a rostie in the gif
>>27365037
yeah, my dick is about that big
it doesn't do anything by itself
stop this meme
Post your comfiest, best, happiest moments while playing this game
>>27365030
>CBBE mod
>Fair skinned breton grill
>baked beans of skyrim mod
I'm not saying i'm proud, but i'm not exactly ashamed.
Though never again.
>>27365030
Killing that giant frost spider.
>>27365030
Getting the arch-mage of Winterhold robes was pretty cool
you decide. i have enough gbp for some late night tendies. debate about which i should get
>>27364796
i miss church at my country, why it didnt stay ;_;
popeyes god tier
KFC Is looking pretty meaty there.
