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Things about your state that you hate
Texas
>inconsistent weather
>bugs
>dfw-houston rivalry. we don't care about you houston, leave us alone
>spring breakers ruin our vacation spots
>>27373588
Iowa
>Media circus every 4 years b/c of caucuses
>terrible winters
>white trash everywhere
Texas
>All of you people are faggots, but then again all the other states are even worse so it's not that bad.
>>27373588
SATX here, Austin can go fuck itself.
Sauce???
Who's the girl??????
lexi belle now i want normie land pepe
>>27373584
sauce first
>>27373584
no idea probably a stock image try reverse image search i gave you the girl give me the pepe where he is crying pointing at a portal with normieland on it
>23 yo, never had a gf
brb killing myself, don't even try to stop me
But you've had a boyfriend, or at least a friend that you've practiced for girls with, right?
>>27373371
Im all for it, there's too many people in the world. How you going to do it?
The world wouldn't care, nobody would. Maybe your parents, if they haven't given up on you.
This should be a good reason to actually not kill yourself, once you realise how insignificant you are and how you can stop being so vain about your importance to the world.
Once you manage to drop the line of thought that states you must have a gf you can put effort into other things that may or may not be better.
If you insist on putting gfs on a pedestal and can't accept that nobody gives a shit about your existence, then go ahead, kill yourself
Any civilian woman has 10 seconds to tell me how they compare to plain old escorts. No idea why guys still bother with anything else desu.
For just a negotiated sum of money you can avoid approaching, getting rejected for whatever fucked up hypergamous reason, avoid dates, avoid jumping through a million hoops and never seeing as much as a left titty....avoid getting shat on by entitled rude women online and offline
For some cash you can have a decent looking slim to very attractive women you've ve just met give you a sloppy blowjob, rimjob, let you do anal on her amongst other sexual acts.
You can avoid getting cheated on, cucked, marriage, avoid alimony, avoid child support and commitment to a materialistic woman who will balloon in size become asexual while stripping you of all sanity and manhood with her increasing demands on your time and resources...
Either a) Call in an escort or travel to sex tourist destinations and have hot women providing all kinds of sexual acts, while enjoying any resources you've accumulated
or b) risk rejection , humiliation,depression jumping through a million hoops with your resources strained and assets at risk, just for irregular vanilla sex with a self-absorbed woman who never works out, potentially overweight and dreaming about Chad?
>>27373349
Im fucking a dutch girl with no strings and dont spend a dime on her. She comes over, we watch a movie, we fuck, she leaves the next day.
0 cash spent. Check and m8.
Escorts can't offer the emotional aspect of sex which is just as important as the physical.
emotions are a big part of being a human bean
Robots, what do you think of chubby/curvier girls and big butts? I feel like I've grown to like these types of girls as I get older.
i love how there's always this group of faggots that comes in and cts like anything over 10lbs overweight looks the same as a morbidly obese woman
genetics are an actual thing, and every woman carries fat differently. some get a gut, others get a big ass, big tits, some just get shitty cellulite
sometimes in my eyes a girl 40 pounds overweight could look better than one 10lbs overweight, if it falls in the right places, and they have muscle mass in their thighs, ass, etc
there are so many factors that go into it, at this point for me it's "if i like how it looks, then i would fuck it"
oh god i just want to lick and suck her butthole and motorboat between those cheeks
>>27373176
that's my fucking wish to have a curvy/chubby girl
with big tits and big butts.
>100% waifu material for me.
How do you compare, /r9k/?
>>27373148
To what, your stupid cherrypicking? These aren't even facial composites, they can't be benchmarks for anything as broad as a race.
>>27373148
The indian guy looks ugly
That white girl looks hispanic or arab
>go on youtube to watch some new vids
>go to some of the channels im subscribed on
>it's nothing but fucking e-drama
>the people who complained about Pranks, and Reaction videos are starting to become equal as cancerous as the others were
why is youtube getting worse
>>27373105
His vids used to be funny too. >MEAT IN THE BOOT had me doubled over.
>>27373105
>starting
[irony] DUDE ITS A PRANK BRO! xD [/irony]
>>27373105
>tfw you will never experience 2008 youtube again
How to live alone?
Houses and condos are expensive as fuck, lifetime debt or lifetime money savings are required to acquire one.
But I don't want to live with my shit parents and their shit life style anymore but I have no friends, no gf and no one trust worthy to rent a place. I can't deal with economy.
>>27373076
just rent a one room place for 400 to 500 and thats a very large price, spend 200 or 300 on food, 100 on other stuffs and you live easily on it
It is possible to live on minimum wage largely if you dont waste money
I live in a house with 3 roommates
I pay 440 a month for rent all inclusive.
I legit just hide in my room and never speak to my housemates except for the random hello or whatever.
>>27373109
Yeah I had 4 house mates and I lived off min wage for 3 years easy. That was Canada though
>at work
>notice co-worker sitting with legs crossed, hand on his shoe
>like his palm is literally touching the underside
>goes on to touch his face, use the same hand to hold a pen that he chews the end of
How do these people not catch plague and die? Why is everyone so filthy?
>>27372939
Nice thread you fucking idiot, I hope your parents die in a fire
>>27372939
Maybe he didn't wash his hands after going to the rest room and he touched your keyboard, your mouseband all your pens.
You can't get married anymore opie. You're filthy too now. You impure whore.
>notice boy with his hand in pants
>he takes it out and smells it
When did being romantic turn into being desperate and pathetic?
It didn't. You just have to have the right connection and timing for it. Cringy confessions aren't romance.
>>27372929
Chad culture LMAOOOOOO JOCKS FOR THE ROCKS GYM TAN LAUNDRY BAE BAE BAE BAE BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH WOOOOT
Because monkeys can't into it it must be something bad right OOGA BOOGA!
>>27372929
around the time when the female sexual liberation happened
Why do people try to guilt you into doing things you don't want to do? Why can't people just leave me alone once and for all?
>>27372887
i've seen this face abunch, what's this about?
>>27372887
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Wyte mails literally fucked up everything and now you want to be left alone, you probably vote for Adolf Trump.
Caitlyn Jenner is braver than all of you combined
I get this shit all the time when it comes to attending family dinners such as Easter - "Oh it'll be so much nicer if you're there" even though nobody talks to me, nor do I have anything to say. If I say "I don't even like the family" I will be looked at with wide eyes - as if not being attached to the grandmother I have nothing in common with and nothing to say to is sacrilege.
What country is most accommodating for a white male?
america
deal with it
Is that Martina?? The one that fucked the GameStop nigger.
I don't have the image
Probably Japan
Chinks are so beta that a strong 5'10"+ make is basically a deity to them. Expect sake sake and sucky sucky
What are your thoughts on Antifa?
i will never be a fascist or support anything fascist because personal liberty takes priority over all
>>27372682
Are antifa fascist then? Is that what you're saying?
>>27372669
They make me want to bring cruel and unusual back t.b.h
I just got a hole in my sock famalamas
>>27372636
Same senpai
/hole in sock general/
>>27372799
My mother buys me autism socks, im breaking a rule now since its thursday.
>>27372636
>she will never be your mommy gf
Hey /r9k/ have you ever met someone who ABSOLUTELY needed to compensate as fuck for being short.
A prime example is Niggerlett. A nigger manlett who shopps his dick big and his muscles nigger in every picture. His gf is 5'2, he is 5'6.
He works out every day, a buys the most '''expensive'' scion cars he can. He even shopps to make his gf's ass look bigger in pictures.
>>27372544
>works out every day
lol
more like works out every day, and consumes 5 different special sauces every day
>>27372544
*niglet
fuck original comments
He seemed so happy before. What caused this manlett to go off the deep end. Even his short gf thinks he has a problem.
