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I regret breaking up with him. I miss him so much and everything reminds me of him.
Please come back.
ITT: Things you regret.
Replying to your shit thread
not your personal blog, whore.
>>27368958
Getting born.
Also coming to /r9k/ instead of other boards because stupid originality bot.
>wake up
>can already feel it's going to be one of those days
>tfw "one of those days" is synonymous with living
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
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>>27368799
New Glarus Spotted Cow mhm.
>turning 32 next month
>i'm not dead
>i still have 40+ more years of this shit to go
>>27368644
get your shit together, you fucking faggot
>>27368644
>40+
You'll die in your fifties if you are lucky to survive.
>>27368659
Survive... what?
I'm waiting at the urgencies waiting room alone. Need someone to talk to.
Hey bud I'm here.
Hope everything turns out okay and that the doctor sees you soon.
>>27368545
What is the purpose of your presence there.
Thinking about killing yourself, or are you hurt?
>Boohoo Stacey called me a slut I'm so depressed ;(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHvYr5_HTCk
she is a stupid whore who will never know true pain but depression is relative and subjective
These people live with such unimaginable optimism and lack of obstacles that any trivial problem would cause them to sink into an actual depression.
>Depression
>Women
Not to mention she uploads a fucking video about it? Do women ever feel anything or is literally every action just an attempt at attention?
>>27368686
Suicide is positively correlated with wealth. Sometimes a lack of problems can make you want to die.
Post your coworkers, /r9k/.
>>27368506
This one's a 40-something mother of two (she refuses to tell me her exact age).
I wonder if she'll notice the cheese balls I left in plain sight..
>>27368522
it's rude to ask for a womans age you autist
>>27368522
There we go.
Nice.
Shh... Please be quiet. The little NEET is all tuckered out from shitposting on 4chan, eating junk food and watching anime all day.
Let him sleep.
Thanks wagecuck, it's nice of you to spend your couple of free minutes a day working to make the better people more comfy
get rekt NEET
Poor little NEET
>blood on the toilet paper
>again
>>27368201
You're just shitting too often and wiping too hard. Change your diet and you won't have to worry about shit.
>>27368209
It's the opposite desu. I have these gigantic dildo tier shits that rip me in two.
I had to learn to shit really slowly, because I always used to push shit hard as I can, and I think that ruptured my veins.
Is there any way to fix it like it was before?
Got an exam in 30 mins
wish me luck please
spring break niggaaaaaa
hope you fail all your classes and come join us in the clubhouse of despair :^)
Good luck senpai.
We all are going to make it.
>tfw no mommy/caregiver gf
l know this feel, OP.
>>27368000
There are only so many degenerates in the world.
>>27368000
goddamnit OP
right in the feels
Fuck my shit up senpai.
No matter how much I prepared my self i couldnt finish all of the problems except the first one while in 50 minutes.most of my class solved them in 30 minutes. Im in ficking 12th grade struggling with 10th grade material. If i fail this test (i have a very high chance to do so)I get a failing grade for the semester.
My stupidity at basic math destroyed my educational and professional future. I dont know if I should try anymore...
>>27367964
Doesn't almost every Math teacher recommend consultation if you don't understand shit?
My maths teacher always used to say "If you don't understand topics PLEASE come for consultation, how much time will you need? 30 minutes? 2 hours? No problem."
I went to consultations, private teachers, nothing helps...
Besides in my school teachers have no time. They just get in, lecture and get out.
what are the answers tho?
someone do number 6 for me
> 24 year old KHV
> no friend in 8 years
> dropped out of uni
> have paranoid schizophrenia, anxiety and depression
>trying to go to uni again, only 1 class left to complete first year
How do I go about starting a normie life? I can't have friends because I view myself as human garbage. I felt this way since I was around 10 years old so it's only thing I know. If I look at it closely what makes me human garbage the most is the fact that I have no education, no job,I don't suffer enough, had an easy life, and I live with my parents.
The way I see it I have this options.
Option 1: Continue Uni. If I do this I can't get a job outside of summer break, because what am getting a degree in is too hard (physics) for me. 8 hours a day of school and 2 hours a day learning (seems standard among my peers based on what I read on forums or heard from people). I will have to live with my parents for the next 2 years (finished first year) and be jobless. This means I will remain worthless human trash that doesn't deserve human contact.
Option 2: I drop out of uni, get a minimum wage job. This way I can get some friends (maybe), but I can't move out of my parents house, so once they find out I am still living with my parents they will see I am sponge trash and drop me. I will never attract a girl this way as well so this is a bad option.
Option 3: I kill myself since there is nothing I can do change my situation.
Option 4: Start abusing drugs/alcohol, get thrown in mental hospital couple of more times and maybe get disability, which lets me buy video games which I do not enjoy.
Also I am terrified of getting a job, because I think I will fail at it. The only reason I would get it
>>27367928
option 1 seems like your best bet.
how hard is it? i'm surprised a lot of robots have the ineptitude to even do university.
Have you considered military, like Air Force? Might give you some direction if you can tolerate the filthy normies for long enough. You'll get free tech training and job experience, then when you want to leave you can tell them you hate the military and go back home (serious, that's what I did, couldn't stand the stress and normies any longer.)
>>27367948
Physics, maths, medicine are considered hardest to get a degree in.
I don't really have trouble with it. I have trouble when I am in school I have a feeling everyone is watching me, mocking and laughing at my expense behind my back. That's really killing me.
>need to be handsome
>need to be fit
>need to have money
>need to have charisma
>need to have time
>need to find a nice, pretty girl that isn't a fucking whoreslut
What the fucking fuck man. Just invent anime robo girls already.
>>27367750
>tfw no girl will ever baka nano at you
why even continue to exist on this green earth?
>>27367750
>a nice, pretty girl that isn't a fucking whoreslut
If she is older than 16 it is impossible
Just get with loser slags if you want girls so much senpai
Girls are all shit at their core, so don't worry so much.
so the general concensus id thst pussies are gross right?
robots think they're gross obviously(see roasties)
chads think they're gross, that's why their favorite memes are "real men dont eat it" etc
virgins think they're gross because well...just look at that shit smmfh
the only one who clsims they are "beautiful" are sluts. thry even try to make weird paintings and sculptures claiming they're "beautiful" lmaoing
who is wrong
everyone except sluts or sluts?
They're fucking gross, not good for looking at or eating.
buttholes honestly look nicer desu
>>27367694
Vaginas literally make me throw up.
>>27368272
Why is that vagina sticking out it's tongue?
Anyone else /irrationalfear/?
I have a genetic thing from mommy that I am terrified of anything near my neck. I can't sleep unless I have a pillow or blanket covering it because I feel that something is going to cut my throat. In the car as a passenger I have to keep the driver in sight. If I look away I feel they are going to cut my throat. This is literally my only fear and it makes no sense and controls my life.
Come on robots, share your fears!
>>27367685
I've been having a recent fear of closing my eyes while trying to go to sleep out of fear that the moment I open them, something horrible is going to be centimeters from my face.
You could see how this may be affecting my sleep quality.
May or may not be irrational but I'm fucking scared of any force being put on my thighs. One of my worst fears is getting my arteries punctured and bleeding to death
I also get queasy after prolonged discussions about blood
