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anyone here have GERD?
>>27354591
Here senpai.
>originalio
Me senpai. Do you constantly clear shit from your throat? or is that just me
Yes, my aunt.
>you just hate women
how is this considered a legitimate defense of feminism?
>>27353999
checked
because they think there's no reason to hate them and that the only reason a man would hate women is because he gets rejected by them, not because women are one of the main causes of the destruction of the west (which is why most men who genuinely hate women hate them)
also holy shit, the rules in that picture are like a set of guidelines someone would follow if they wanted to pretend to be a slave to someone
>>27353999
Because we've created a society where a woman's word is basically law.
>>27353999
If I were about to drop that class, I would have said something along the lines of "Shouldn't it be 'MEN-terrupting' not 'MAN'" right as she was speaking
Why haven't you picked a fight with Chad yet to prove your masculinity? It really turns women on knowing you can just pick on other people
Because we play magic cards together.
id get my face caved in
>>27353960
Yeah it really turns women on when Chad beats the living shit out of me. Problem is she becomes attracted to him
>hey mister if you buy me that dress over there i'll do anything you want me to do
what do???
>>27353728
I'd say
>hey lady if you buy me that dress over there i'll be your trap
buy the dress and make her eat a bowl of eggs
Pinch her tits and walk away.
These are beauty benchmarks by race. If you do not meet these benchmarks, you are a subhuman. You are inferior.
The men and women in my pic have superior genetics.
Discuss
>Hispanic
>have to look like that
Yeah nah I already lost
>>27353672
I wouldn't fuck any of those women desu
>>27353762
Don't delude yourself.
Btw, they wouldn't fuck you in a trillion years.
>>27353721
It's alright, muchacho. Maybe in another life.
>tfw no work experience
What do I write in my CV? Should I just leave the work experience section empty?
PS haven't done my internship yet, so I guess there still is some hope, r-right?
>>27353669
Do an internship, unpaid of course. People without experience are actually a liability because you drain resources from the people who are training you, be grateful for the opportunity for more unpaid work (just like school used to be).
Don't include a work experience section if you don't have experience and hope for the best until you actually experience. :^)
>>27354165
>be grateful for the opportunity for more unpaid work
>>27353669
I don't know how you faggots have managed to not work at all your entire life. I had my first job when I was 16, then my second at 17, and my third at 19. The third one I worked for 6 years.
What sex are you and what is your hair and eye color?
>>27353625
Pansexual
Green
Violet
>Man
>Blonde
>Greenish blue
>inb4 quasidemisexuals with turquoise hair
>>27353625
>Male
>23
>light brown
>green-gray
What do Asian women want?
Chad, not dorky white betas, but tall masculine Chads. Also contrary to popular belief, asian men most of all.
to be left alone by pathetic weebs like you
>>27353604
Successful business men
Why haven't you transitioned yet?
Do you not want to become a qt grill?
>>27353542
Cause I'll go from an ugly boy to an extremely ugly grill.
Not really, though I'd hit that little faggot.
>>27353542
fuck off Jew
stop trying to convert people
It seems like a majority of the robots on this board want to die so why not sell your soul to the devil and get some use out of it before you go?
>>27353328
it require big amount of knowledge and probably ocultistic experience, and disqualifies most of robots - your soul must be valuable to devil to even start talk. Faust was pretty old, respectful and wise when he meet Mephisto
If you actually believe that, I feel bad for you.
>>27353328
PLOT-TWIST:YOU ALREADY SOLD YOUR SOULS AND NOW YOU ARE IN HELL.
>everything is pointless
>you will die one day
im not going to die
>>27353102
that's some solid reasoning right there
What if I told you EVERYTHING is meaningful for the SOLE REASON that you're going to die one day?
>Be at convention
>Randomly talk about homestuck
>Suddenly 20 homestuck cosplayers ask me if I'm the admin
>Friend is by my side so I jokingly say yes
>Get dragged in
>Lose friend
>Everywhere I go followed by 70+ people
>Mostly girls because homestuck fandom
>Everybody calls me Bozar for some reason
Girl orbiters do exist just disguise as the admin of some homestuck forum
>Drop the cosplayers at some cosplay contest
>Try to flee but end up drinking smoothies with 20 people
>I explain the whole thing they think it's hilarious
>They all call me "spare" it's been my username eversince (ruined by undertale sadly)
>One Nepeta cosplayer end up in my arms
>What the fuck
>Her boyfriend cosplaying Ryu Hayabusa comes up fucking pissed
>"calm down there Ryu Hayabusa"
>Turns out I'm the first guy in the con to recognise his cosplay and not call him Ninja Dude
>He's a total bro
>I end up buying figmas with Ryu and a Rikka (aka best waifu) cosplayer
>Rikka holds my arm and hand the whole time
>Massive boner
Then I got home with my Mista figma and the number of every cosplayer I hung out with
>Mfw Bozar killed himself a week after the convention
>>27353075
He killed himself because everyone thought he was autistic good going op
>>27353075
>ask a girl to work with me on big history paper
>she says yes
>she also says that she kinda sucks at history but that she'll do her best
>"That's all I'm asking."
>punched someone in the throat
>went down choking and nearly dying
there's really no reason to explain any details about that aside from that
how do I get a girl to look at me like this
have a few hundred dollar bills dangling from your pocket
a good start would be getting of 4chan.
How do I get a girl like this to look at me?
>Want white children
>The prospect of spending decades of my life with a white woman is horrifying
Asians aren't any better. You have to train her right.
adopt a white child, senpai
>want an asian wife
>want white children
You are a disappointment to your family.
>give me shit genetics
>give me a shit single mother upbringing
>surprised when I turn out to be a failure
You think I care?
My mom is unhappy at the fact that my romantic life isn't great but I'm pretty sure that the fact that I'm a good person leading a successful career, with friends and a fit lifestyle more than compensates for it. My parents just want me to be happy and it worries them that I'm 28 and still single.
>>27352981
>"haha look how he cuts the cake"
lol everytime
![jobless-288x260[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WNFAeSP.jpg "jobless-288x260[1]")
