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Anon, you're only here for a health checkup, I'm not touching your privates
>>27364627
rape her
/thread
I don't know why any man would actively advocate for that 2bh. I had testicular cysts and was scared they were cancerous so I ended up having a woman rub gel on my scrotum and run some kind of massager thing on it for about thirty minutes which concluded with her cupping and slightly squeezing them for another 5 minutes to see if the cysts were properly minimized.
A pretty uncomfortable experience, all in all.
>>27364627
Oh good, that's a relief
Any fellow midnight meals o' ravioli?
>>27364511
Wtf is that white shit
Cheese... You never seen it before?
>>27364679
Looks like cheap grated cheese
For example: this pictures gives feelings of comfiness and nostalgia
>>27364458
this one also gives feelings of comfy, but adds a sense of mystery and maybe a little spooky
please everybody post your own pics
>>27364458
That image feels a bit comfy, but not nostalgic to me in the slightest
That aside, here's a comfy pic.
took it a couple days ago
so, when is the rest of japan gonna follow?
>>27364319
Lol never. It'd take every salaryman in Japan dieing at the hand of an invading horde of black men before that shit would happen. They're just tourists, trust me, if they were to live in Japan, they'd get so much shit they'd practically be forced out.
>>27364381
come on anon, you know it's every japanese otaku's dream to get NTR'd
>>27364438
Good thing they have no say in society. Even Japanese women reject black men unless they've been Westernized. Japan is a self-regulating racially homogeneous society.
.tfw no family
.tfw live in the middle of no where
.tfw work in a factory
.tfw no friends
.tfw no education beyond hs
.tfw 22
how do i stop being so lonely
>>27364313
save up money and go get a trade, meet friends at school, through apps, will take a while but youll make it bud. I moved to a new city this past september and knew nobody, now ive got about 5 close friends i chill with every week. good luck man
>>27364368
i don't want to work a trade though, if i ever go back to school i want to get a 4 year degree for the earning potential, obviously stem.
however it's hard to commit to starting over, and going into debt. Especially when you think you're too dumb to actually graduate a stem program.
nothing wrong with trades but I just don't want to do them
>>27364368
Yes, this is ideal. Making buddies in college who can get you into good jobs after or during college. Something to build experience in you field.
>tfw something you do that is harmless is considered a bad social marker
who else knows this feel my fellow anons?
woah nobody can relate to making a social faux-pas? raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>27364805
Ohhh Faux-pas.
I thought this was a closet pedo thread.
I'll uh.
I'll humor you then.
I don't always say hi to people or greet them.
If someone is talking to me and I don't have anything to say about whatever they said I just don't say anything. Rather than humoring them with an "Oh wow really?" Or something
What's schizophrenia like?
You see shit all the time and it fucks you up senpai. Its not fun you rake weird shit like Seroquil and yeah
Having another person inside you, basically. Your conscience becomes another you except "he" has his own state of mind.
>>27364198
So you're never lonely.
>you kick the chair
>chad tugs her hair
>>27363976
>i kick the chair
>chad falls because he was sitting on it
>you treat her with class
>chads fucks her ass
>You're up, *click* *click* *click*
>She's up, sucking chads dick
>11:39 PM
>just went to McDonald's for a late dinner
>got a double quarter pounder meal
>get food
>drive home
>sit down at computer to watch videos while I eat
>the dumb black lady who always puts all the food in the bag somehow forgot my fries
IT'S A BURGER, A DRINK, AND SOME FRIES, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FORGET THE FUCKING FRIES, YOU DUMB CUNT?!
This isn't the first time that exact dumb bitch has fucked me over either. Before I ordered the same thing plus a side of 10 piece chicken mcnuggets, I got a large meal, she gave me small fries, and forgot the chicken mcnuggets. I made an online complaint but nothing came of it.
I was literally the only one there too.
FUCK YOU BIG FAT WHORE!!
hey white ass boy its me big bitch from the maccie D's. I'm helpin ya fat ass by givin ya less food to eat ya fat fuk get out more. ;)
/sage also check 'em, nigga
This is outrageous. Never been so disgusted in my life. Fucking pissed right now.
>>27363981
I'm not even overweight, and I go to the gym every other day. I was busy with a family thing earlier so I thought I'd treat myself to some McDonald's. This dumb fat bitch ruined it, and she did the same thing last time I got it a month ago.
Fat ugly black whore.
>start uni four months ago
>passionate about degree program, experienced with subject
>straight A's/B's
>recent course might end with a C, or even worse a D+
>fucking blemish on my transcript
unifags did you end up getting a good job out of school even if you had to limp your way through one or two classes? i'm so worried, I have at least a B self-standard and this feels embarrassing. Makes me worry a lot.
are you dumb?
nobody fucking cares about your gpa honestly, the world is run on nepotism college is a joke
I finished school a few months ago with a shit tier cumulative GPA (3.1) but a decent major GPA (3.7).
To give you an idea of how that worked out for me, I'm currently wagekeking for $15 an hour in a warehouse.I have had some people call/email me for interviews because they found my resume on some generic job site I posted it to but I'm too scared of being judged as a failure and a fuckup that I pretend I didn't see the email/voicemail and instantly delete it.
No one cares about your GPA after a year or so of being out.
They care about what school you went to, and any relevant experience you have in the field.
I graduated with a 2.something, didn't even bother to check, and now I'm working my dream job for $27/hour. Not the greatest, but fuck it, I'm doing what I love and getting paid for it.
Good feels thread? This board is so depressing. Someone please share something good that happened to day
>feeling very down since my dog is in dog boarding due to having to go cross country to see family
>1 month later I am back home
>mood immediately boosted when I see my dog
I love my whippet.
I went to see my dad today. Got a burger and some fries, and a couple cokes.
That's probably the best thing that's happened to me in the past year.
>spring break starts friday
>don't have to worry about school work for most of the week
>get to leave campus and stay with my family for the week
>will actually be able to have social interaction
I ran out of pringles today.
> tfw no sensitive sadboi bf
they're all on xanax and live on edgy humor
I just want a qt thin boy to protect and listen to mellow music in the fog with
>>27363256
do you have any xanax/could you email me some or maybe stims
>>27363285
>email me xanax
>>27363285
no you drug addict I want a sober qt boi
>your son approaches you
>"dad I'm done with real women"
>"pic related is my girlfriend now"
>"will you accept us for who we are"
What do you do?
be like "who are you lol"
>>27363116
>just be yourself my wifes son
Laugh and tell the kid sure. Then invite the pillow to all family functions. Set a place at the table for it. Make small talk with it. Insist on bringing it on family vacations, including paying for an extra seat on the plane for it.
Post sad stuff not relating to romantic interests
>someone has probably died right now while I was typing this
>their life was probably insignificant and their dreams were probably unfulfilled
TFW WILL NEVER HAVE QT DAUGHTER
Look no further than modern day Europe
Fuck women. All you dumbasses had to do was pair off with one fucking guy. Thats all you had to do to make one fucking person happy.
But no. You had to jump from guy to guy. You had to keep telling yourself that one guy who put so much time and effort into you wasnt good enough. You had to abuse your whore instincts.
You guys are the fucking reason humans cant be happy. Fuck all of you.
>>27362981
>only realising now that 3d women are shit
sorry youre such a butthurt crybaby op
>>27362981
Who was it OP? What did stacy do?
