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hey guys i want to become a normie after all this time
what are the most normie
>books
>tv shows
>music artists
>>27376188
normie starterkit:
>books
Gilgamesch
>tv shows
Twin Peaks
>music artists
Aphex Twin
>>27376188
>books
Depending on how normie you want to go, scratch books
>tv shows
Anything that's "deep" but not really
>music artists
Either Gaga or Perry should be a safe bet
Honestly, you should probably do some undercover recon. Then once you make it, live the normie life for 2-3 years before you can't take it anymore and ask yourself why you ever attempted it. That's how it goes usually.
>>27376470
honestly i know all normies lack any amount self awareness but they all seem so much happier than me or anyone on here, brainwashed or not
Who /20%/ here?
how does it feel being /20%/ ?
>>27376021
>>27375967
20% cooler?
what the fuck do you want>>27376040
I love this girl so much. She posts the funniest shit XD
>>27375921
haha NIGGERS ARE VIOLETN XDDDDDD
>tfw I drew that pepe years ago
it was a mistake
Yeah I really don't get why "feminists" listen to rap or respect Islam to be honest either.
>start dating someone last July that I've known for years
>things go well I guess
>go to college 4 hours away and only get to see her once a month
>think things are still going well
>today get this
Fuck
>>27375779
>women
>being consistent
>ever
They can change their mind in the span of 5 seconds. And once they've decided they want Chad dick, there's no stopping them.
she fucked someone else and is now breaking up with you.
>>27375809
This exactly, lol.
Why haven't you killeed yourself already?
I mean... what's the point of your existence?
>>27375750
I ask myself the same question every day
To fuck your mom, faggot. Now go kill yourself.
>>27375750
Becouse every day I am better than the day after.
Why do I feel so dead inside?
Is this degeneracy?
>>27375725
She's getting BLACKED. She'll still end up getting her Asian provider, too. Kek.
>>27375780
shes very attractive I don't understand
It's all a trick to get you away from white women.
T. Asian guy
Why cant we get a gf but this awkward guy can ?
tfw no tamashii pokemon obsessed gf
He actually has a pretty handsome face, just a bad haircut.
>>27375687
just that picture hes good looking
>>27375639
Jesus fuck end it all
Hello /r9k/, I'd like to invite you to join The Sand Box!
I have seen the other "4chan" steam groups and they
are absolutely disgusting, full of drama and people who are obssessed with power.
That has never happened in the existence of The Sand Box.
It's really just a group of people; who play video games
together and chat. It's been over 3 years now since this group has been created and people
have left and joined. For a lot of us it's the only place we can actually talk to people. The only rule is to join the
Steam Group Chat regularly.
Ultimately it's a group that you can chat in about vidya and /general/.
Hope I can see you there.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PocketSand
SO let me get this straight, you complain that other 4chan groups are full of drama and the people are obsessed with power. Therefore the next logical step is to invite the people you are complaining about to join your steam group?
>>27375420
wow you faggots have been shilling your autismbox for years now
>>27375506
As contradictory as that sounds yes, we've never really had any drama problems and if we had they were dealt with quickly. The group's been around for longer than any steam group I've ever seen.
>>27375515
Yes we have, bring your autism.
Only post if you're more pathetic than the poster above you. Lets find the most pathetic person on /r9k/. I'll start.
>23 year old NEET khv
>dropped out of high school in junior year because of muh anxiety
>before dropping out, had no friends and ate lunch in the library to avoid people
>moved around a lot anyways, never at the same school for more than two years
>pasty fat body with hairy nipples, acne all over, and a surgical scar that looks like a second navel
>NEET of nearly seven years
>afraid to leave bedroom, often piss into bottles to delay trips out
>only leave to grab lunch and dinner
>failed drivers ed in high school, so no license
>parents pick up liquor for me because they pity me, get drunk every day after waking up
>haven't even played vidya or watched anime for the past few months because they lost their appeal
>never shower, wear the same sweatpants and t shirt every day for weeks at a time
>use my pair of binoculars to watch cars pass by and children play outside to pass the time
>parents sometimes pressure me to get a job, literally run back upstairs when they do
>eat a diet of instant noodles and soda
>committed to the psych ward 3 different times since dropping out of high school
That's me. Now you try.
I'm worse than you anon. You still have hope. At least you got to highschool.
>had sex with 9/10 coworker after she bought me drinks
>go back to work the next day
>she only wanted a one night stand and I wanted to date her
>still smell the sex in my personal car and it makes me sad so I either have to drive my motorcycle or company car to work
JUST
>>27375437
Tell your story, grand wizard.
>be of well above average intelligence
>be college student
>deep understanding of computer programming, no problems there
>complete inability to grasp even the basic concepts of accounting, finance, and economics
>get worse grades in those three classes than even my dumbest friends
am I autistic?
>>27375182
yes
even if you couldn't grasp the concepts, you could at least have memorized the basic formulas and gotten a decent grade
>>27375182
No just stupid except you spent some extra time on a subject you liked. Don't quit your day job, dummy
>>27375182
No you probably focus too much on programming rather than the others.
>The best way to improve is to strengthen your weaknesses.
>- moneyball guy
What do you think about slam poetry, anons?
Does it pluck the deepest emotions of your soul, as it does for me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vpaHw6e-iU
>>27375181
I love it, I did it a lot when my college had an active poetry club.
Too bad it got full of SJW bullshit over the last few years. Last year a white girl rejected a black guy so I was forced to listen to a (shitty) freestyle about how all white people are devils and responsible for everything back in the world. Never went back after that.
Neil Hilborn is pretty good, though.
>>27375181
its hella gay and i dont even know if this is bait, thankyou neo-r9k
>>27375485
>I love it
Stopped reading
I Make nonsnesncial raeheads
Why makes yhou threads tt OP?
>>27375191
My annase said depreva mucho dunno
>>27375208
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but?
Fembots, would you leave a boyfriend if he hit you?
>>27375140
yes I would leave his ass!!!!!!
>>27375140
there is no such thing as a fembot
(original comment)
>>27375140
depends on why
>having a boyfriend
Well, /r9k/? Which would you rather.
http://strawpoll.me/7173536
This board is pathetic.
>>27375007
if i can use a roastie's womb to make a child, and raise it to not be as big of a fuckup as it's father, that'd be a job well done desu
I'm perfectly content on dying never knowing what a loving relationship is and not ever knowing the touch of a woman.
r9k plz help me pick out decor for my apartment. my grandparents gave me an unlimited budget so plz help
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1/183-9995374-5957429?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=art+decor
>>27374949
>>27374949
NORMIES GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mill yourself op you spoiled faggot
>Ohio
lmfao get lost faglord
