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Depression is a first world "disease". Stop blaming other people for your problems, go get what you want out of life. Oh and lift some weights faggots
>>27384152
>it's a "i lifted for maybe a year and think i've made it and can tell other people they're betas now" episode
also, your chest and back need work, your arms are overdeveloped and the rest is underdeveloped
>>27384221
Nah son my arms are my weak point. Exercise has been a part of my life for awhile but it doesn't define me. My body has nothing to do with "making it".
>>27384221
Why are curlbros like him even on this site? Its fucking pathetic if you ask me.
Hopefully this was bait
>Lol it's so small!
>It's almost as big as my clit!
Who babby dick here?
5.5 inches reporting.
>>27384027
If she has a 5 inch clit I have bad news for you broseph. Or good if you're into trannies.
>some guy actually takes to time to make this thread and set up a sockpuppet bait to make people feel bad
5.5 is literally the average in america, if you take out the vast hordes of mexicans and asians that might go up to 5.75. you don't have a babby dick anon, a babby dick is 5 or less
reporting in with my 2.2 inches
How many layers of irony is /r9k/ on?
I can't speak for anyone else but I am always on 0
I like to keep things simple and transparent
Numbers are an oppressive cis-hetero patriarchal construct built on the concept of innate inequality and as such I reject them entirely
I'm so ironic ftw that i've cycled back to lvl 1
It's been another long week lads.
post comfy webms, gifs, pictures, vidyas, songs, movies, tv shows, videos, websites, stories or anything you can think of that makes you feel comfy.
>>27383776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTOxtcLfcy0
Comfiest album
>>27383776
Threads like this are the only reason I would keep coming here.
Heres some comfy music for you lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xixTiB6tJTM
>"Can't you just lie here with me for another five minutes? Oh ok, I understand. Well, have I hope your class is interesting. Hey Anon, I was wondering. I mean if you're not busy later and you want to see me again I could maybe like cook us something and we could hang out here again, watch a movie or something? You do!? Oh great! No, I mean I just find it hard to tell how you feel about me that's all. Well great, see you later okay? See you Anon!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWnUuosQwZY ]
>"Gosh Sunday night always comes around so quickly. Time really is flying by, isn't it Anon. Sometimes I feel like it was just yesterday that we were in highschool spending our time doing nothing during those summer months. Remember how we found it so hard to imagine our lives being any different to how they were in those summers back in our hometown? I guess we are finally getting old after all! Well I hope you have a nice week Anon. I love you with all my heart. I always have and I always will!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDmBldsB1V4 ]
>"Hush Anon, it's okay. Just come lie here with me and try to calm down. I don't like to see you pacing back and forth like this, you know how much I hate to see you upset! Come on, just put your head in my lap and close your eyes. Get some rest and we'll figure things out in the morning, okay? You know how much I care about you Anon, please trust just this once and let me make you better. Will you do that for me?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7yYMfjVNJc ]
>"I can't believe it took us so long to finally speak to each other! You know I did try my best to give you hints that I was interested in you. I just suck at stuff like that. I always felt so stupid when I tried flirting with you only to have you stare back at me without reacting. After a while I figured you just weren't attracted to me. That's why I was so shocked when you asked me out the other day! I'd waited and waited for you just to start some sort of conversation with me and there you were asking me out on the spot! No, it wasn't weird Anon. It was sweet. I feel like a very lucky girl for having you in my life."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS8xDo-qM8w ]
Pets are just wild animals that normies trap in their house. The pet then proceeds to piss and shit all over the house for the next 10 years. Then it dies, the normie cries.
What is the fucking point?
Because owning a cat is the only pussy I'll ever get in my life.
>>27383763
They feel about their pets like you feel about your computer
>>27383870
this, and why would you keep a dog inside the house all day.
who else voting for based hillary here?
If you're not memeing, you should kill yourself.You should kill yourself even if you are memeing
>tfw live in Arizona
>tfw dumbfucks here actually voted for Shitllary instead of based Bernie
Nuke this fucking state already.
>hate hillary clinton
>hate donald trump
>bernie sanders is ahead of his time and won't catch on fast enough
>will have to vote for hillary because trump is the villain of this election
what phones do robots have?
debating between another android and going over to iphone
pros/cons?
I have an HTC One and I fucking hate it. Comes pre-installed with a billion apps you can't uninstall. Thanks, I really needed this unremovable NFL manager app. Not to mention the planned obsolescence these phones have (you can't replace the batteries when they go to shit). It pisses me off.
Motorola Photon Q, because muh physical keyboard. Came out in late 2012, don't really see a reason why I'd need a modern phone, especially not a flagship. Flashed CM12 onto it to get rid of Gapps. Really any smartphone is more than I need.
>never had a mobile phone in my life and am watching modern selfie/texting/app culture fly right by
What is the thing that terrifies you the most?
>>27383664
Failure. And those spiders in Dark Souls 2.
Dying tomorrow before I could do anything with my POS life. Also spiders.
>>27383676
This
I'm only 19 and I already feel like I'm failing
Are you actually gonna make it? I'm leaving. Let's see if you are going to join me or not.
Rolling, for my betterment
what's the numbers?
really test
Who beginning artist here? Post your terrible drawings in this thread.
This was essentially my first reference sketch, I plan to become an ecchi drawing master. Pretty bad, but I guess I've gotta start somewhere.
Anime is too stylized to be replicated.
Study the classis and your fundamentals first. Stylization becomes far easier when you can draw correctly.
>>27383365
Draw me a cactus, beginningartistanon.
/ic/ bullies me so I'll post here
no references all free hand
>she says she's liberal
>he watches little girl cartoons
>>27383356
That is for anyone not just female.
Realistic red flag
>She can't acknowledge her responsibility
>She's entitled to everything
>>27383356
>tattoos
>piercings anywhere other than her ears
Hey /r9k/. You guys probably remember me, I'm the half pint with the tall wife that works full time while I'm stuck as her house husband.
Well it's just about 11pm and I'm still home waiting for her. This is the latest she has ever come home and on a week night no less. I guess she is having fun with her co-workers but this is the 4th night this week she has come home extremely late and now I'm really starting to feel upset about it.
I rationalized it to myself before and I thought I was okay with it because she tall, blonde, skinny, and has a great ass even the the most I could do is hump it. But it's becoming obvious she only keeps me around for platonic reasons. If she comes home with he co-worker tonight... if he drops her off for whatever reason instead of her coming home by herself.... I don't know what I'm going to fucking do.
I want to fight him but I also know I would get my ass kicked. God dammit I'm pathetic.
she'll never respect that you don't need all the attention and stimulation of nightlife;
but will endlessly demand that you respect her need to seek thrill out in the world where normies believe things change.
what was her relationship with her dad? Do you like him?
you should confront her about needing to perform weekly for her or not.
get a cock sleeve if you are paranoid about penetrative play.
do what all manlets do and carry a gun
or some pepper spray
>>27383656
She hates her parents. Doesn't respect either of them because they made horrible life choices and are dead broke. I don't like her dad either.
She has admitted to me that she likes working full time and going out after work because it's not like it's the same thing every day. She gets to go to conferences and meetings and see new people and get drinks and go out to dinner...
Meanwhile I sit home alone waiting for her to return. I keep the house clean. And lately I have been eating alone since she is always out. But she likes the fact that she can cuddle me every night.
I'm her "constant".
this is my comic mundo mandril the red apple
PROLOGUE
A brave unknown fighter crosses the land of the gibbering until you reach via a flagpole land of the legendary Forofgold lake which asks him to find a fabulous treasure for all who tried to get dead an, from the top of Mount Wailmer full of bats, Forofgold get there and get pole surprises is not expected ...
>>27383107
This is the page of my comic in which you can see the protagonist on the top of Mount Wailmer next to a chest with a treasure, a skull and several stakes rising from the ground beside him there is a kind of giant lizard wings was already dead when I got there, and in the distance on the mountain peaks seen some bats and a crescent moon in the sky.
>>27383140
From this site leaves the star on top of Mount Wailmer next to a chest full of gold coins, leaves the stake he had in the first page on the chest, examines and discovers something odd, he realizes that It has a trap and decides not to touch anything on the ground can see a skull of someone who possibly was eaten by the giant lizard with wings on the first page when he was alive, also you can see the three stakes rising from the ground, all this was seen also in the previous but smaller page, you can also see a piece of the crescent moon in the sky.
text: this box has some kind of power, is not simple pile of gold, but it is better not to touch anything sorry
>>27383156
On this page the protagonist is out of Mount Wailmer down the stairs after aver found that the box was a trap, you can see poke the stakes and the skull of the previous page, and a bat observing him from a cliff near a visible piece of the moon.
text: so I leave here
You wake up and see this.
What is the first thing you do?
Inhale deeply
>>27383105
ask if she wants to watch anime with me....
Tell her to get off of me and go find Saya, the best girl.
