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>watch cartoon
>everyone's friendly
>magic
>everything just works
>true eternal happiness exists
>world makes lots of sense
>no major dangers to be seen
>get forced to go outside to "socialize"
>depressing weather
>poor people
>bums beating other bums
>pieces of glass and dog poo on the ground
>normies making fun of people
>blood stains on the walls
>dry and dusty breathing air
>no one smiles
>people treat you like crap
>no aliens
>no Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
>born only once as an ugly shitskin
Have you guys realized yet how unfortunate this is, like there could have been any kind of reality to exist, but it happened to be this one which is shit, how unlucky are we?
>> Have you guys realized yet how unfortunate this is
Realizing how incredibly unsatisfying the world is is pretty much the human condition.
That's why almost every major religion has a creation myth founded on the premise that we did something badly wrong in the distant past to end up here.
>>27389235
>he fell for the real life meme
>>27389300
> Le neckbeard atheist with anime face reaction
is a motherfucking HUSKY THREAD
Contributing.
You might find better to post this thread on /an/.
>>27389267
Nice try, edgelord. Keep sharpening !
Damn right, HUSKIES rule
>remember embarrassing moment
>use video game, 4chan, anime escapism to try and forget
>having a good time with something
>you remember that cringeworthy moment back in highschool
>make a funny face and yell out kill me
>>27389299
Is there any psychological trick to suppressing those horrible cringe memories? I usually either say to myself "quiet!" or "I forgive myself for my past autism."
>tfw your life is entirely embarrassing moments
Who else is losing their mind here?
>haven't gotten a real night's sleep in so long
>take some Risperdal because I just wanna get knocked out for the next 20 hrs
>making a late-night omelette in the kitchen
>start mumbling gibberish to myself
>this makes me grin from ear-to-ear
>crack myself up laughing for a good ten minutes, telling "jokes" by making random noises with my mouth
>all of sudden get really scared, everything goes silent
>stare at a spot on the wall for a while
>my omelette's still cooking on the stove as I make this thread and I can smell the smoke coming into my room
quality thread also don't forget to check them
Whens the last time you left your house and interacted with a human
>>27388904
Thank you anon, I try to contribute only the highest quality content I can. I am sometimes intimidated making a thread on such a prestigious board like /r9k/, but I am humbled and honored for the privilege.
Also, very nice 904 you have there. That's one of the rarer numbers, haven't seen it since 2012.
Australians, get the fuck in here, I'm bored.
aussie generals are more normie than /soc/, fuck off trailer trash.
>>27388787
I'm pure fucking basement trash.
why the fuck is everyone 420 dry everywhere I can't find shit in sunfag state
>first girl who said she likes me in 4 years
>Im not attracted to her
I dont think ill have a better opportunity given my lazyness and insecurities
At least fuck her. Or is she fat?
>>27388756
she's biggish but she works out a bit
I dont want to waste her time and to be honest Im afraid of dealing with emotional drama
If you can tolerate being around her, go for it. Feelings can arise, down the line. If they don't, just end it. It's not like you're getting married and having kids.
>Why can't you fuckers see that a girl can be a robot like you?
yeah with a dick and everything, or did you cut yours off?
Because a girl, no matters how autisitc, always has at least 10 potential orbiters.
>>27388552
Pic better not be related.
I can understand a girl having some physical deformity and being completely unappealing to everyone except the blind and similarly deformed, but like a lot of male """""robots"""" girls like pic related are just posers knowing that robots, due to their lack of real life social graces, have carved a productive online niche' where they anonymously create content to be stolen by hipster normies.
OH FUCK
if no repeating digits I fap
if repeating digits then you don't fap and you get to sleep tight
rolling rolling rolling
originally
both of you reconstitute the protein that would've been wasted on replacing baby batter into becoming alpha
this is a victory for us all
Wait, so you're gonna jerk off every time a poster in your thread doesn't get dubs or trips or whatever? And all we get is the chance to maybe go to sleep?
HI ME AGAIN. YOU DISGUSTING LEECHING PARASITIC NEETS, JUST HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE NOTHING, YOU ARE TRASH, EVERYONE WOULD PREFER YOU DID NOT EXIST
>>27388379
Why did they change the McPick 2?
>>27388379
Why can't I talk to ronald anymore?
>>27388379
fuck outta here u pussycrusher
sleep well Berno
sIeep well Berno
>>27388372
sleep well berno
dream your middle class dreams
Fuck you, you jew cuck bitch. I'm part of the 1%. You try to tax me and and will be dead within days. Fuck with me.
Gentle daily reminder to get off the internet, stop masturbating to pictures of women, accept yourself and all your flaws, go outside, get exercise, find some healthy coping mechanisms for all your feelings, make art, talk to people, and that you are GOING TO BE OKAY
sincerely - anon
It's too late for that.
I'm sorry.
If you love me so much, why don't you just kiss me?
Why don't you at least hold my hand? Something? No?
Sure feeling the love. But this love is not so tender. This love doesn't pierce my self aware absurdism shield. It only reminds me of what I already know.
This is not what I needed, family.
Do you understand?
>>27388180
Who are you quoting baka family oni senpai
list every supplement you are taking currently /r9k/. is the vitamin industry all a placebo effect and a waste of money?
I take a standard daily multivitamin. It's not a placebo because all of the vitamins have demonstrable effects on the human body.
>>27388175
Read and then type out the FDA disclosure notice on one of your bottles.
>>27388175
why are u taking that?
i take zinc. makes my cum a little thicker if i hold off a day and edge for a little bit.
>"time you didn't realise a girl was into you" threads
Never realised R9K was so full of normies
How the fuck do you know if a girl is into you?
>>27388187
They try and spend time with you, laugh a lot at your jokes, etc.
>>27388187
you don't then one night three years later you get way too drunk together and she cries and begs you not to move away and you confess your feelings and it turns out it was mutual but neither of you ever thought the other was interested and now it's too late because she's trapped with her piece of shit baby daddy and you're both fucked up over it and you end up being mad at each other because you're both emotionally crippled. such is life as a cyborg.
>"why didn't you tell me this sooner... like before I was pregnant would have been ideal"
yeah bitch, you don't have to remind me.
>this smug subhuman piece of shit has a gf and I do not
Looks it not everything apparently, working three jobs while she fucks Chad back at home is also sufficient.
his life is still total shit.
I'm single and my life is better than his.
not even bragging. just saying that a gf only creates more problems instead of solving them for you.
>>27387819
Wait, eggman works three jobs to support his NEET gf? What?
>mornin' anon!
>you want some hot cocoa? :3
>>27387727
fuck outta my house cunt
>>27387727
Fuck off disgusting gypsy commie cunt
>>27387734
>>27387748
>hurry up with breakfast anon, we gotta get changed to go out today its gonna be a busy day campaigning for Bernie! :3
