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Who here actually has a pretty good relationship with their wife's son?
fuck i hate that little shit
>tfw married to your mom
Taking care of my wife's son while she's visiting family out of town. He's a real chill bro, we play minecraft together a lot!
Can't wait until my honey gets back, I'm gonna surprise her with a new iPhone!Saved up for four months because the shitty galaxy 6 edge I bought for her on her birthday always loses signal whenever she leaves town for business or the like.
why are single moms such a big meme on here? i've come to the conclusion that i literally will never have a girlfriend of find love.
i would seriously take a single mom as a girlfriend. at least i'd have someone who would give me affection and love
Why can't /r9k/ just admit they want stacys? Is it because then they'll have to stop shitting of girls for presumably wanting chads?
i don't want stacys i want to die
>>27380352
Probably, also, most robots are really fucking stupid anon. We're talking about bellow average IQ here. They literally only want to complain about tfw no gf, but on the other hand are too retarded to actually solve their shit.
>>27380352
Why would anyone ever want a Stacey? Ugly NEET loser girls are 10/10.
>tfw no average gf
I'm not asking for Katya, I just want a cute 5/10 or 6/10 gf like pic related.
>>27380290
I couldn't agree more man, but as Eggy stated all girls no matter what they look like or no matter how you think they act all want Chad dick. Had oneitis for some QT girl with yukari hair, she always ignored chads and did photography and didn't even have social media. I thought she was different but in the end she got fucked by some chads as a junior. All women are the same and they don't want to be with you even if your handsome, your a beta deep down and that'll never change.
>>27380290
that girl is definitely not average, she just doesnt have much makeup
>>27380290
>that
>6 at best
You have pretty high standards man
Who /addictedtogames/ here?
>Cant stop thinking about video games
>I dont care about anything all i want play games.
I really dont know what to do.
>>27380266
I wish I could still get excited by something so childish
>>27380266
Anon the only reason I haven't killed myself yet is video games
I'm so hyped for dark souls 3 I'm fucking dreaming of it
>>27380266
Not addicted, just an escapist.
![img_como_funciona_o_omegle_17957_300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l94GRzU.jpg "img como funciona o omegle 17957 300[1]")
talk to other lonely robots. help each other sink deeper into depression and loneliness. make sure other robots feel ostracized among their own. etcetera.
r9k; r9komegle; omegler9k
aren't you nervous?! such a big day for her tomorrow, robots! oh, you didn't know? she has a meetup.
let me know what you think is going to happen. haha!
>>27380157
i dont want to talk to her anymore after seeing that webm
>>27380199
oh, you haven't seen anything yet. believe me! i know it!
>On day two of no fapping
I'm so proud of myself, lads. Anyone else here trying not to fap or at least cut down on it?
I've been trying to masturbate less for 10 years
I'm trying to out-think the urge to fap rather than resist it
It seems to be working to some degree but I usually end up doing it again out of boredom and the whole cycle starts again
Ever since I started work (last september) I have cut down to maybe 3 times a week.
Fellow drug users, why do you smoke marijuana? It tastes shit and smells like shit.
>>27379860
because it is the only drug i can use every day without real harm to my physical body
It's cheap and highly available, other drugs are better obviously
Because it doesn't
Suicidal anon here.
Is seeking mental treatment worth it?
There's a reason why you're suicidal
Mental treatment just covers it up
You're submitting yourself back into the delusion
>>27379793
>implying I give a shit
I just want to function like a normal human being. I want to be able to hold down a relationship with another person.
I want to stop being such a lethargic piece of shit.
>>27379774
It can help but it can also make it worse, depending.
Never, ever tell a mental health professional that you seriously intend or "have made plans" to kill yourself. You're signing away your rights if you say that. You're just really, really depressed, but you've never really thought about actually killing yourself.
>going to a party tonight
>first time doing anything of this sort
>drugs, alcohol, wimmin will be abundant
wish me luck robots
>>27379721
Why? You'll be standing in the corner the entire time and you know it
>>27379759
This, lmao. Have fun though.
>>27379721
Go fuck yourself normie.
Who here /wantstostandout/ but at the same time wants to be invisible?
I don't think I could handle all the shit if I just started walking around with a leather jacket and tattoos and shit. It would probably seem like a costume anyway because I'm shy and beta. I just want to be punk rock but can't stop giving a shit. Fuck man.
>tfw I see normies walking around with a Misfits shirt on and want to tear it off because I fucking know they don't listen to the music same with Joy Division
>>27379708
Holy shit mate get a fucking grip. How do you know what music people listen to? stop being such a judgmental retard and just live your fucking life
>>27379772
For real though.
I agree with OP's initial sentiment of wanting to stand out but also be invisible. That's why I dress the way I want to dress, and am invisible anyways. Whenever I am recognized in public it pains me because all I want to do is be ignored for most of my life.
>>27379772
>normie who owns a misfits shirt because he thought it looked cool
Fuck off. You're giving Misfits a bad name, I'm not going to call people out on it IRL but it fucking pisses me off when some normo chad/stacey thinks they're "deep" or some shit for wearing it. They're part of the reason I don't own one.
Who /depressed/ or suicidal here?
Why are you depressed?
I'm curious about what the most common reason is.
>tfw too depressed to even dapper anymore
>>27379689
>dapper
What is this shit
>>27379720
Fap* phone autocorrected
Why aren't you dating a trap /r9k/? No women could ever love you like a man dressed as a woman could. They don't know how you feel like someone with an X and a Y chromosome does.
>>27379599
No traps that actually look fuckable IRL, the traps in the outernet are fucking square chinned overweight wagecucks that need an escape from their worthless reality without becoming a NEET.
>>27379599
There are literally 8 of these fucking shitty threads on the catalog right now, take your shilling and fuck off you pathetic broken fleck of shit.
>4chan successfully moderates its website to keep ponyshit contained in /pony/
>can't contain trannies in /lgbt/
this is why Hitler gassed you
How the hell do I make friends online?
>How the hell do I make friends
I'm just as clueless and curious as you are senpai
Are you a 5/10 or lower and shorter than 5'9 without a sense of fashion or music with a below understand of the world around you?
Then I think we'd make good friends.
i-ill be your friend anon
as long as you're notfat
>tfw I got hit on earlier today on the bus
>tall, black guy who was actually kind of qt
>he insists for my number
>my parents don't let me date so I say no
>he started getting really aggressive and wouldn't leave me alone on the bus
>he kept saying "I'd love to bring you home"
>scared out of my mind
>he gets off at my stop
>almost feel like crying
>we walked in the same direction for a while
>I try to speed walk but he's too fast
>he eventually went a different way
Was I almost raped? I was so scared. Getting hit on is terrible.
>black guy
Bait incoming
>>27379325
stuff that never happened
origgginal
cut it out
>He pretends he's playing music in front of an audience at his old high school
i have done this hundreds of times
no i pretend people listen to my album on bandcamp in memory after i kill myself and people start to "remember" me as a creative genius
fuck off dude this is a great fantasy
