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i need pictures of diseased balls
>>27372431
Why would you need such things.
>>27372431
>wants pictures of diseased balls
>asks on a board with a dispprotionate amount of KHV with anxiety issues.
I got a scar on my sack from surgery, would that do?
>>27372570
what kind of surgery taht was?
God tier Spongebob quotes, let's go.
>Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?
>Oh, cheer up, Squid. It could be worse.
>Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.
>tfw I'm the only retard in the world who likes this shit
>Ms.Puff, can I be excused for the rest of my life?
Now that 'kek' 'topkek' 'lol' 'lel' and all other variations have lost their charm by far, what will be the next generation of this l'epic meme? We decide here. Trips and dubs appreciated ofcourse.
Hee hee!og cment
qoq
>>27372222
Fuck. "Hee hee!" confirmed by QUADS for next dank maymay.
Army bot here.
Why haven't you at LEAST joined the reserves?
>go to basic get in shape, while getting paid
>come home and only go to work once a month
>if you get deployed, get to see the world and fuck hooks
>pick from the army's 200 or so jobs based on what you want
>if you go active get basically all your college free
>reservists get basically all their community free
Give me one reason besides medical.
Aside from being medically disqualified for the military, I really don't think I could handle sleeping in a room with a bunch of other dorks, especially in the sweltering heat of Texas where I'd probably have to go for basic.
>>27371901
I'm in the reserves. Its good for some extra money but that's basically it.
>>27371966
There's no basic training in Texas.
girls are LITERALLY playing on easy mode. And if you're a hot girl, you're playing on God mode.
It wouldn't be this way if men didn't cater to them.
>tfw you will never be a beautiful, young, upper middle class white girl
What's the point of life if you don't get to enjoy any of it?
>>27371900
Why'd he buy someone he doesn't know pizza? Is he a cuck?
There's no real reason to be lonely.
Be yourself.
Your thread is so lonely...
>>27371806
But sitting in my room alone all day is being myself
>>27371806
I whole heartedly agree with you. Just bee yourself XDDD
Former CBC employee Jian Ghomeshi (I know - who?) was acquitted on all rape charges today. One of his "victims" was Lucy from Trailer Park Boys. The evidence proving his innocence was pretty obvious, yet the Twitter feminists are fuming that he wasn't punished. Of course they didn't even look into the case, it's just "rape" + "innocent" = RAGE. If you're on Twitter, look at the #Ghomeshi hashtag and look at all the annoying tweets.
Lol@ women if they regret sex with a sub 8 man they just claim rape. That guys career is ruined
I dont think he was ever accused of rape.
>>27371766
I think it was sexual assault + choking, though as far as Twitter is concerned, it all means the same thing.
Instead of being a beta orbiter trying to get nudes or sneak your way into her pants or a chad trying to neg your way into her heart has anyone ever just tried being a genuine friend with a woman?
Because it's kind of nice. Girls are really sweet sometimes. And sometimes they fall in love with you if you're, like, genuinely nice instead of "nice guy" nice. Or at least introduce you to their hot friends.
I like this. I like friendship. I like women. I don't want to be a cynical robot anymore. This is a woman appreciation thread. Post only positive and friendly interactions with women here.
>>27371532
>has anyone ever just tried being a genuine friend with a woman?
it's called being a beta emotional tampon, you are used and they complain to you about how bad they get treated, it's just a stupid thing to be friends with a woman, goes against your instincts.
>Because it's kind of nice
no
>Girls are really sweet sometimes
Keyword, sometimes and very rarely and not to their friends because things can be misinterpreted
>And sometimes they fall in love with you if you're, like, genuinely nice instead of "nice guy" nice. Or at least introduce you to their hot friends.
you live on another planet my naive friend, that's not how womans work at all, google dark triad and wake up to reality.
>I like this. I like friendship. I like women.
yeah ofcourse you do
>I don't want to be a cynical robot anymore.
topkekkaroos, sad beta male desperate for fembot attention, kys m8
>This is a woman appreciation thread. Post only positive and friendly interactions with women here.
there are none.
now we wait patiently for the whiteknights and the roleplaying faggots, and the occasional fembot for some reason
The female friends that you like, you usually end up falling for.
What the fuck is the point of being a woman, other than having babies?
They literally are worthless pieces of shit that just want to be dominated. They're short, slender, and weak.
Their brains are inferior and less capable than mens'.
They are animalistic cuckolds that want to be cummed in because it's "marking his territory."
Seriously, I would kill myself if I was a woman because their existence is based on being inferior, weak, and submissive. They're also lying cunts, you should never do what they say, and if you tell them to do the opposite of what you want them to do, they will do it. Never let a girl know you unconditionally love her. This makes you worthless to her. Treat her like shit and she'll be desperate - supply and demand.
There's no lies here, I knew a girl that was beated by her bf, she made a huge ruckus and after a week they were back. I can't understand women.
>>27371359
Maisie's Youtube channel is among the most useless things the "free world" has ever produced. The Allies were wrong.
>>27371359
No luck on /pol/?
So is "Anonymous" still associated with 4chan?
I guess technically, early on, I was apart of the organization known as anonymous, but I was just a dumb kid trolling on the Internet. The fact that this is a legitimate group or something is so fucking cringeworthy.
It was easy to excuse early on because it was just a goof, but this is a serious group?
I know they've been an "organization" for a while now, but i just realized how silly the origins of this are, and now they're some serious "anti terrorist organization" or whatever.
>>27371073
It's really nothing, just a few liberal teenagers acting like the defenders of the internet's because they can use Windows movie maker and voice changers to issue threats to anyone that is not PC. They've even made threats to hack 4chan and "they" mention 4chan as a terrible place filled with hate ect when they don't even realize they originated from /b/ trolling. I say "they" but there really is no they, it's hard to explain.
>>27371129
Did it actually originate from /b/? That's funny as fuck
>>27371198
I think original anonymous was like 2007? On some boards here and were specificaly against scientology, in my city some people were protesting against it wearing the masks.
How do we solve the white problem /r9k/?
>>27371061
kill them
only good whitey is a dead one
LGTSS
>niggers
>>27371092
>niggers
>not retarded
What anime is best for helping ignore depression? I have Netflix and time. Please share your favs and help a bot out.
Thanks.
I'm finishing hunter x hunter now (my first anime) and I need more. But there are so fucking many that I'm intimidated.
Read manga instead.
90% of anime are just adaptations intended to boost the sales of manga and light novel series. They don't even cover the full stories they're trying to adapt.
Samurai Champloo mien niger
Watch something made by Gainax
WHY IS /r9k/ SO FUCKING SHIT NOW????
IT USED TO BE SO FUN WE HAD SO MANY NOSTALGIA AND FUNNY THREADS
NOW IT'S JUST /pol/ and /soc/ THREADS ALL DAY EVERY FUCKING DAY
I ONLY COME HERE FOR THE YOUTUBE THREADS NOW FUCK WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN THE BOARD
You deserve to be banned. If you don't like the content, try hiding threads you dislike and posting threads you'd rather see and actually attempt to foster a discussion instead of jerking your dick around and crying
Kill yourself
>>27370572
>mad cuz virgin
>>27370560
What content would you like to see instead?
Any update about this bro-bot, guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUYhoPbXY-I
eh what a pussy, I don't see a future for myself and no girl ever loved me but I continue living.
>>27370293
what a fucking cunt you are
>>27370216
Bumpity bump bump (Original comment here)
>am actually decent looking and ok personality
>mfw i don't date or seek women just to spite them
>mfw celibate by choice
>>27370149
Keep telling yourself that weeb
>don't date or seek women
>celibate by choice
KEK
>KEK
KEK
>KEK
KEK
>KEK
>by choice
lol keep telling yourself that buddy
