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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol_as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me __ im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl smile emoticon like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol_neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe_toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
>>27374930
0/69
shit bait my friendio
>>27374964
>bait
It's secretly a newfag detector
Guess what your results came back as
Het t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m how are you doing?! Do you like 4chan.org so far? What is your favorite meme so far?
Lots of wafels <~~ (me random and original to:))
Bye xx J3w_SS7aY3r
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CAN ANYONE HEAR US
REEEEEEEEEEE
WE HAVE NORMIES APPROACHING OUR LOCATION TO OUR THREE O CLOCK WE NEED HEAVY FIRE SUPPORT ON POSITION
Good boy 42
I REEEEE PEAT GOOD BOY 42
DO YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????
NORMIES ARE SHOOTING JOB APPLICATIONS WE WONT LAST ANY LONGER
REEEEEEEE
>>27374798
pepe this is wojak i ree you loud and clear firing for effect on position good boy 42 over
>>27374798
>>27375660
P3P3 here what the fuck are you doing lads we aren't supposed to broadcast it to the robots yet! I guess the bombs will have to go off.
W0jak21 move away from the bombs
>>27375660
>>27374798
Normies getting assblasted on my 6
*chuh-chuh*
*boom*
Did you know before we had wedding rings we had purity rings? They were worn on the same spot as wedding bands and would indicate whether a person was a virgin or not.
Back then, if you weren't a virgin and you were single you were considered used goods and finding a partner was extremely difficult.
Why did things change, robots?
>>27374727
media
wanting to conform
etc etc etc
>>27374727
Who the fuck actually wears purity rings?
How deep do I need to travel into the backwoods of Appalachia before I find someone actually wearing a purity ring?
Because women don't want to be slut shamed, they want to be sluts and not be shamed.
>RRRR
>RRRR
>RRR-click
You turn off the alarm. Judging by the time you've slept through it for almost half an hour. Your head feels light and your stomach hurts, and the clothes you slept in feel dirty and hot.
You have no new messages.
So what do you do now?
Go outside and look at the clouds
Maybe I will see shapes in them
>>27374546
Heat up hot pocket and eat it
>>27374570
and another.
then another.
four? maybe five.
it makes no difference
nothing changes...
Tell your sister you love her and post results.
>call sister and tell her i love her
>get the fuck off my phone
>hangs up
>tfw no cute sister gf
>tfw no sister(s)
Could tell my friends sister I love her, but that would be weird
Signs you're not a robot
>a girl has approached you or complimented you
>people hold the door for you
>you go to a good uni and get good grades
>you've never gone a week or more without talking to any one
Doesn't mean I'm happy
>>27375797
Unhappy normie, go to the doctor he can fix that for you! :^)Fucking whiny normal fag
but I am a virgin senpai
>Panties came in the mail today
>Try them on
>Incredibly snug around the crotch
Is there a single reason why I shouldn't switch to panties rather than underwear from now on?
No. They're comfy as fuck.
>b-but they're for girls!
They're not actually for girls
That's just a meme
>>27374391
No, but you better start taking the titty skittles too, just to be sure.
Panties make for a tight ballsack. Use them.
Femanons, what does sex with Chad feel like?
I just want to know if you took him balls deep
pls respond
Left looks so hot
what's the difference?
og comment
>tfw butthole smells like B.O
Are you supposed to put deodorant there or something? Did no one ever tell me
>>27374001
can spmeone pls just respond
Don't you wash your ass when you shower?
Have you tried washing your ass on a regular basis?
>no matter how much you lift, how tall, handsome or rich you are, you will never have a big dick to stretch her with
My 6x5.5 will do I guess. Not that much to make her orgasm over but I guess just enough to keep her satisfied for a while
>>27374030
>he thinks he can satisfy her with his microdick
>>27374070
>when you cant think of anything better to shit post
If single, lonely girls do exist, then where are they?
Sat at home on the computer like you.
>>27373897
Not in your moms basement.
getting railed by chad in between tumblr blogposts about how they haven't had a bf for 3 months
Just by looking at Stacie's you know they're full of life
>>27373827
I see people that either don't comprehend or care about the impending doom facing our civilization.
>>27373827
she's too busy enjoying the outdoors and being creative to want to play vidya and watch animes with the robot
Meanwhile you eject life into old socks.
Who is hotter between my ex gf and my current gf?
Here is my ex.
And here is my current gf.
Also, here is another one of my ex gfs.
Anything other than white is a downgrade
ITT: We explain how our parents fucked up with us.
>Mom never let me go outside to play, ever.
>Curfew was 6pm until I was 20
>Didn't allow me to be alone with girls that knew me like our next door neighbor
Inb4 retards posting
U WERE SUPOSED 2 BREKA DA RULES
>>27373704
With rules like that, you definitely were. There is no debate here
>>27373673
> be an adult
> blame your parents for how you are
Pick one
>It's another "anon wants to kill himself" episode
Don't do it! Don't do it because I said so!
>it's an 'anon goes to the loony bin' episode
>>27373664
Let him. No one has say in the matter but him and physical threats.
