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Would you date / have sex with a girl with a severe skin condition?
>>27347947
nah..
i have a thing for girls with scars though..
>>27347947
no thanks on that one buddy
>>27347947
someone eventually will
Femanon here
This is your daily reminder that pornography is harmful. Growing up watching porn every day has giving you a false understanding of what a normal penis looks like. Watching porn throughout your adolescence has given you a negative body image and has made you very insecure. This insecurity has made you unattractive, because confidence is what turns us on.
93.4% of men have a penis under seven inches in length. The horse cocks you see in porn are very painful. We don't want boyfriends that have penises that large.
There is nothing wrong with your penis anon.
>>27347939
>93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
Bullshit. I don't believe you. That can't be right.
I'm pretty proud of my penis. It's definently better looking than most uncircumsized dicks look. 10/10
>>27347939
>Femanon here
opinion discarded
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I have zero (0) irl friends, I was fine with it till relatively recently because I thought as long I can immerse myself in my escapism I would be fine.
Problem is lately I've been having this stinging sad feeling of wanting to being able to have a friend that I can easily meet in person even though I'm shy ugly fuck that has no idea how to have a conversation, on top of that there's my inner elitist asshole that doesn't want to deal with your generic "dudebro" person of your same age because they're either boring with their tastes, have so many friends they overwhelm me and make me even more uncomfortable, they're your usual obnoxious teen weeaboo that wants to kill everyone starting from their parents or whatever excuse my brain comes up with at the moment to avoid talking with them.
Does anyone remotely get what I'm trying to express?
I had an issue with this when I was growing up. I figured I was better off by myself and figured fuck real friends, don't need em when I have "online" friends. Even those ones didn't like me.
You just sorta need to leave your comfort zone. There really aren't that many "dudebro" guys like you think. If there are then you aren't going into the right crowd for you, so choose a different one.
That being said I only have 3 friends, one of which I barely see in real life because that's all I really need.
I wish we could have a zeemap thread here to see if we can meet fellow robots. Nothing obnoxious or kinky like /soc/ does, just fellow anons who want to struggle against real life together.
I am the same way
I wish I could just talk to someone or go out with them on the weekend, maybe just once a month I don't need a lot
I immerse myself in anime, imageboards, video games, and as of a few months ago I have gained a interest in philosophy
I used to spend a lot of time trying to learn Spanish but I got bored with that and I had no one to talk to so all I was really learning was how to read and write latin American internet slang
I have also been exercising to try to fight the loneliness and this works the best for a few hours
I am not happy but I am not sure it matters
Are people with friends actually happy? The longer I am like this I become more convinced that they aren't and that nobody is actually happy
Holy shit, why are vaginas so fucking ugly and disgusting? You know what? I wouldn't even put my penis in one even if someone wanted me to. Fucking roasties, man.
>>27347606
Oh, and also great job shaving your ass, you dumb hairy bitch.
There are also innie vaginas but really really rare.
>>27347606
Maybe you prefer a bit of cock then op?
>this is what /fit/ thinks about eggman
they made a whole thread a few days ago bashing eggman about how ugly he is
why are normies so cruel?
quick fix of pleasure.
>fit
>normies
pick one dude. they wish they were normies so bad, it's kinda funny.
It's probably what eggman thinks of eggman.
>tfw no twink bf
sorry faggot, he's fucking stacey.
>>27347554
I know, the lucky bitch
he's going to transition into a really awkward looking guy. he needed to start HRT, like yesterday.
Why is that i chose to become semi-hermit instead of being part of society?
>tfw people tried to bully me
>i beat them up
>tfw people ignored me as the weird kid
>did not gave a fuck, eventually people got really friendly
>Had a problem, obstacle
>overcame it
Why is that i am capable of dealing with life, but for some reason chose to give up on all that and just NEET my days away?
When i really think about it i guess i could handle getting a job and dealing with retarded people all day, but something in me just screams noooo you will get fired, yelled at, ignored, called out etc. etc.
>>27347516
Sounds like you got AvPD, anon.
>>27347550
>AvPD
Well whenever i was hanging out with people i had to go for a walk and leave the party. Doesnt matter where and when, i just always had this weird habit where i had to leave and be on my own for some time.
People actually thought i was on some weird drugs cause i always "went missing". Nobody understood i just had to go for a walk, like why would i do that.
>>27347576
It's the 'noooo you will get fired, yelled at, ignored, called out etc. etc.' part that I think your got AvPD. You are afraid of not being liked and you fear rejection. Thats why you avoid social situations and life like a hermit.
source: Me diagnosed AvPD. FML
>tfw you don't have friends
How do i make friends?
the second letter of the alphabet, an ancient city in mesopotamia, sense of identity
>>27347486
You play games? Post your user ID broski.
>>27347486
Why do you want friends to start with?
Social contacts are hypocrit
>We'll never go back to a pre-social networks and pre-smartphones era
Fuck life. Internet used to be a weird and comfy place.
>>27347436
It's true. I'm trying to find a place to run. I think I'm gonna try UseNets and MUCKS/MUDs.
>tfw we will never go back to 2000's era /b/
I'm glad I at least got to see it.
>We'll never go back to the 90s
Best decade tbqh. No swag, no facebook, no twerk, no "The president said on twitter that [...]", videogames looked like shit but were still fun to play (nowadays shit be photorealistic but boring as hell after a few weeks).
Pic related this is the world we live in now.
How come only one gender is naturally protective towards the other?
because one is tiny and weak while the other is big an strong
>>27347148
what about dis....
senpai
I need a gf to save me from loneliness
Good morning, wagecuck. Hope you got plenty of restful sleep.
Another day, another dollar.
Jokes on you. I just got home from work. Night life = best life
>>27347057
Thisis not a bad morning for NEETs at least.
>>27347409
can confirm.
went to sleep at 2:30, got up at 11:30.
>you are alive and conscious in the best time in human history
>>27347000
>best time in human history
>not when Deus Ex was released
fuck
OFFFF
>>27347000
>best time in human history
>born too late to have a chance at a loving family of your own
>born too early to be an immortal machine shitposting for eternity
I still hold out hope for the latter though.
>Born just in time to see feminists take over America and to get blown up by a Muslim.
What do you neets do all day? I've been living at home for a couple months now and I literally have nothing to do.
Developing a tulpa. Shit is cash.
>>27346915
how exactly do I go about doing that?
>>27346951
guides section of tulpa.info
People always meme about the zombie apocalypse but could it be already here?
I honestly don't get how people can end up like pic related. Modern leftism spreads via contact, it gets in your head first, then your appearance changes, your mental capacity quickly deteriorates, and you start spreading it to others. Remember that diary in the first Resident Evil where the guy goes from "my arm itches, should get that checked out" to "hungrrrrryyy itchyyy" and compare it to the social media accounts of people who get infected.
Some people I know have been "turned" and it looks horrifying, even at a distance. Zombies shuffle around and react to sounds, these people shuffle around and reliably start shouting and REEEEEEEing at whatever "triggers" them. There is no negotiating or reasoning, and they themselves accept no compromises. Their ideas and behavior lead to decline and collapse.
I don't know if it makes much sense to think of them as human anymore, it's not a political opinion it's just a disease of the mind. Like a dog with rabies.
Still looks like your doggo and sounds like your doggo but it's just rabies now. Fuck you, rabies. Fuck you, Wesker.
>>27346721
cool /pol/ thread but why is it on /r9k/?
I think you're the one who is a zombie anon, a zombie of ideology.
>>27346721
No, it's not here quite yet. Give it time.
Who else painfully straight here?
People keep telling me this site is going to turn me queer or something, but to this day the fastest way for me to cum is to watch videos of pregnant women dildoing themselves.
I just wish i was gay or at least into traps. Amoung other benefits I'd have a good reason why I'm still a virgin and haven't had a girlfriend and so on.
The site might make you bicurious or bisexual enough to consider fucking a cute trap, but that's about it.
Wish I was truehomo so I could just fuck dudes and love it; I really wish I was attracted to manly men. Instead I'm just an extremely picky bisexual that usually wants nothing to do with males.
You're normal, OP.
It's normal for you to like women.
>>27346655
>he faps to women impregnated by other men
lmao cuck
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