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what's your most unfortunate fetish
I have a fetish for watching fat girls eat food
Lolicon.
Both for its borderline legality, and stigma. I don't even like children.
>>27340618
Similar but different. I want to slowly feed a gril until she becomes so fat she is immobile. I'd also prefer she be extremely horny so we can fuck all day,
Girls in a suit
Robots, my psychiatrist just sent me a friend request on fb. Should I accept?
>>27340470
>fb
I'd recommend immediate suicide
do she succ
>>27340470
>my psychiatrist just sent me a friend request on fb
Are you personally friends with this person outside of sessions?
If not, full fucking abort. A lot of psychs are known manipulators and abusers. Do not accept.
Why don't you just join the military?
>you'll get close friends, something that you all lack
>you'll be physically fit
>women will be instantly attracted to you
>you'll do cool and interesting shit traveling the world
>''but muh military industrial complex'' look bitch the world isn't getting any better so ride that shit into the ground by being a badass
i've been thinking about it
assuming you're from the us, which branch is the nicest?
My family keeps pushing me to the idea of joining the coast guard since I'm having no luck with jobs. I'm 5'10 and also skinnyfat and weak, I don't think I should even bother trying.
>>27340591
The height doesn't matter in the military as long as your not like 4'11 or 7'0. and coast guard is the dumbest branch do marines
>There is a doctor far away
>Who'll listen to what you have to say
>He'll fix your ankle, if you trip
>He's our beloved Dr Ship
>He trained for years at medical school
>So he could help you when you fall
>He'll replace your fractured hip
>He's our beloved Dr Ship
>He's a friendly doctor, never mean
>He'll fix you up with some morphine
>Then your body-bag, he will zip
>He's our beloved Dr Ship
inject meFOR FREEgood doctor
>>27340111
>school
>fall
that doesn't into rhyming
>>27340449
I'm sure that attitude of yours isn't something some morphine couldn't sure.
Hey robots,
post cute girls you will never have a chance with from your normiebook.
>inb4 I dont have a facebook
I am in love with this girl you've posted
OP can't inb4
I don't have a Facebook, fuck you.
>>27340020
Here is another photo. I have never talked to her. She smiled at me once though 4 years ago back in highschool.
>tfw completely tired of boys and their games
thinking about just getting a dildo instead
>implying we need to know
GTFO roastie
>>27339979
>completely tired of 3.5 billion people
>I'm just going to get a model of their sexual organ
Did this really need a thread? Sounds like it was a 3 second thought.
Want someone to talk to? Post a kik I'll hit you up
>phone vibrates for the first time in a long time
>maybe it's one of my 2 "friends" (acquaintances) from school checking up on me during the march break!
>it's just my mobile carrier telling me to pay up
>tfw my phone vibration is the only thing that has made my heart race in monthsno i don't masturbate and haven't in years
>>27339922
>no i don't masturbate and haven't in years
Why the fuck not?
>>27339922
no one cares go make an online dating profile you get to pick any male on the site to mate with stop whining cunt
>tfw your chadfu doesn't text back anymore and probably doesn't like you anymore
WHAT DID I DO
What is /r9k/'s opinion on lucid dreaming?
Is it a good method of escapism?
I've never experienced it, so any first timer tips would be great.
Pretty good. Not reliable enough to be solid escapism.
Next time you're dreaming and you realise it's a dream while it's going on, don't wake up. Instead, realise you are now god and go for a fly.
I've got telekinesis down in dreams now. It's pretty fun. But it's bad that when you wake up a part of you thinks you can really do it.
not real, sorry
bumpasdgfghasdfg
What are you listening to right now robots
>Pic Related
God tier hip hop album right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0woILRoYB0w
i'm listening to sound track of beta uprising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJn03xJ29Vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p94_9hpC8NM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3mJiK7aTFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HskBv9l8XCM
Select all the drinks.
How old is too old to pursue an engineering degree/job?
there's a 40 year old dude in my classes who smells like smoke and cheap deodorant doing CE
never give up on your dreams
21 or so. unless you have industry experience and the degree is just a formality
do whatever you want, who cares what some faggot 18 year olds think
>met a girl lately
>had a few drinks seem cool, she even asked me out
>haven't out with her since we are working
>one day I text her and say hey let's grab a few drinks
>says she's working a lot and her schedule is going to be busy for the next few weeks but she'll hit me up when she's free.
Am I just being dissed ror what? I don't usually like to over analyze shit, but wtf I can't stop thinking about it.
>>27339418
go fuck yourself
[blox]
You didn't hit the right balance of interested but disinterested and now she's doing shit tests
>>27339418
If she's interested she will make an effort, simple as that. You literally blew your chance my dude
I'm looking for some early YouTube nostalgia. Hit me up with everything you anons remember. UnregisteredHypercam2, notepad tutorials, 009 sound system. Take me back /r9k/
still gets me everytime 9 years later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w
>youtube nostalgia
why is this a thing? Is this just 18-20 year olds being nostalgic for their childhoods?
>>27339286
https://youtu.be/omE_8VJN9Eo
one of the first videos i've seen on youtube.
Everybody who started an active thread on this board HAS to meet up for a party right now. Who's coming and how does this party go?
3/10 aspie here. I'll bring my half a fifth of svedka vodka with me which will give me an okay buzz. I've got a little cash too, but I'm hoping there'll be some drugs at this party I can buy instead before I buy more alcohol
Who's coming?
I'd absolutely go. I can't drink and I don't do drugs but I am a female so I can offer boobs and maybe a gf.
Cuckposter, going to bring my squad of black buddies
god damn warner bros making such a fuckable rabbit
What does the modern woman offer men these days other than loose pussies and divorce papers?
>>27339232
BJs and sometimes anal.
>>27339232
mulatto children
>>27339256
Not worth the investment
>joining the military to halt my slippery slope to NEETdom and give my life direction
Anyone here with military experience? Country/branch/job pls.
>>27339031
I'm on the same path as you my soon to be ex-NEET brother. Ship for navy basic in may. What about you?
>supporting any kind of military
how does it feel being a worthless trash piece of shit human?
You should browse more reddit
>>27339031
>tell everyone I'm going to join military
>don't
/devilish/
